PHP+MySQL coder, will work for traffic!

[lonypny]

Hi.
I'm an experienced coder specialising in PHP+MySQL on LAMP (LinuxApacheMySqlPHP) platform. Also, I can optimize your current site (from gfx to backends) tighten it's security (non billing related), optimize your Linux server and etc. Jack-of-almost-all-trades-LAMP-compliant :-)

Since I'm starting my own porn site I'll code for traffic.

P.S. Sorry for my bad english :-(

[lonypny]

Sorry, I forgot to mention you can contact me via ICQ or PM

[smutx]

bump for you

[lonypny]

thanks smutx

Also, I can accept moneybookers payments

[InfinityWebCreations]

Just a little bit of information on lonypny....

I asked him for a portfolio, which he "wants to keep private". Why would someone looking for work want to keep a record of past work private? Anyway, because of the lack of portfolio and time differences, I politely declined to hire him for a full-time PHP programming position. I go out to lunch and come back and see an IM from him. What follows is the chat that took place.

This chat log is NOT meant to sway your opinion on whether you should hire him or not, I will leave that up to you. I am posting this so you can make your own intelligent decision.

[12:52] 145554613: isn't it hilarious how gfy's server is not optimized?
I mean, the db daemon crashes every 10 minutes or so...
[13:40] memset777: heh
[13:40] memset777: Sorry, who are you?
[13:40] 145554613: you contacted me before regarding php programming...
[13:40] memset777: i've contacted several people heh
[13:40] 145554613: I just had you on the contact list as "online" and wanted to share my observation since you were also from gfy
[13:41] memset777: Yeah, it's been worse than usual today
[13:41] 145554613: It makes me just a tad bit "angry" when I see high traffic sites with server daemons that are just not optimized at all
[13:42] 145554613: for. ex. I run a server that has over 28k _unique_ visitors per day. non adult related
[13:42] memset777: well, hard to tell if they are not optimized per se, could be hardware related
[13:42] 145554613: and that site is running of an celeron 2.4 with a gig of ram....
[13:43] 145554613: an no, it's not static content
[13:43] memset777: weak server if that's accurat
[13:43] memset777: e
[13:43] 145554613: _peak_ load is 0.7
[13:43] 145554613: and that's the peak
[13:43] memset777: are you referring to your server
[13:43] memset777: or gfy's
[13:43] 145554613: mine
[13:43] memset777: oh ok
[13:43] memset777: 28k uniques per day, get a new server :P
[13:43] memset777: celeron ugh :P
[13:44] 145554613: that's the thing... a new server is not needed.
average server load is 0.5, peak as I said is 0.7

when it goes to 0.8 on average and 1.2 during peak times then we'll upgrade
[13:45] 145554613: till then it's not needed
[13:45] memset777: to each his own i suppose
[13:45] memset777: how good are ya with JS?
[13:45] 145554613: so-so
[13:45] memset777: ok
[13:46] 145554613: what's your company called?
[13:46] memset777: Infinity Web Creations
[13:47] 145554613: ev1
[13:47] memset777: yeah
[13:48] 145554613: may I ask, why are you using apache2?
[13:48] memset777: I like Apache 2, no problems with it yet
[13:49] memset777: So what's yer name on gfy?
[13:49] 145554613: lonypny
[13:49] memset777: oh ok
[13:49] 145554613: oh well.... I guess I can't change your mind regarding apache2 BUT
are you aware that the current apache 2.0(branch) version is 2.0.59
[13:50] memset777: ok
[13:50] 145554613: a couple of security fixes between your 2.0.52 and the current 2.0.59
[13:50] memset777: ok
[13:51] 145554613: <snipped for lack of posts>
take a look at the 2nd guy )
[13:52] memset777: uh huh
[13:53] memset777: Ya like how easy it is to find me ?
[13:53] 145554613: nope :-)

any good upcoming projects?
[13:53] memset777: Don't like it being easy to find me?
[13:54] memset777: And yes, several
[13:54] memset777: hence the hiring campaign
[13:54] 145554613: I wouldn't like it for myself :D
[13:54] memset777: My name's known. Cant help it
[13:54] 145554613: once it's on the net it's always on the net
[13:54] memset777: What's your site that gets 28k uniques per day?
[13:55] 145554613: that url would bring my real name out.
and btw. like I said it's not my sit. I only do coding and linux administration
[13:55] memset777: So in other words you don't actually have a site?
[13:56] 145554613: Like a private site with portofolio?
[13:56] memset777: Any site of yours.
[13:56] memset777: How old are you?
[13:56] 145554613: a) why would you think that? I am just trying to keep my private life private.
b) 24
[13:57] memset777: Gotcha
[13:57] 145554613: what?
[13:58] memset777: Well, I have to assume that you're angry because I don't want to hire you (for obvious reasons) and that you're trying to dig up info on me to either impress or "just because". Either way, you're displaying your immaturity well and I take comfort in my decision to not hire you because of it. Thanks for making the decision even easier Have a great day.
[13:58] 145554613: Is it too immature to say: LOL?
I just like arguing with you
[13:58] memset777: We're arguing?
[13:59] 145554613: And believe me, a start-up like that with a template for $3 is not something that would assure one of payment
[13:59] 145554613: "arguing". my english is not very good as you can see
[13:59] memset777: Yes, I can tell.
[14:00] 145554613: btw. I only had to impress ppl 2 times in my whole life :D
[14:00] memset777: As far as being a start-up, yes this particular company is a start-up. I'm not new to this business nor is my business partner.
[14:00] 145554613: nor is your 3 dollar template :D
[14:00] memset777: And as far as payment, YOU can rest assured that you will not be paid as you are not going to be hired.
[14:00] memset777: And if you have this much time to sit around and try to start up flame wars, then you obviously are not making even a dime. Again, have a great day.
[14:01] 145554613: But we agreed in our previous conversation that you're not going to hire me, so why do you keep beating off on it?
[14:01] 145554613: and btw it's evening here..
[14:01] memset777: Ok, well have a good evening then.
[14:01] 145554613: so I have about ... 2+ hours
[14:01] 145554613: don't worry about me... just put me to an ignore list

[ciscomania]

Not being able to get a hold of the programmer

Mike,

I have been trying to get a hold of you for a year for the thousands I paid you for programming my site. Now something has not been working for months and you refuse to answer my IM's or emails. So what that guy has done simply pales in comparison.

-Luigi

Why have you never answered, my emails calls or chat requests??? I have a portion of my site that is not working that is a simple fix that you programmed that I cannot get to work that has not worked for almost a year and you refuse to even call me back.