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  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #1

    the typical mac user exposed!

    http://themacuser.org/

    cracks me up everytime I see it ! apple fanboys getting excited over the usual
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • Deputy Chief Command
      Deputy Chief Command
      • Nov 2005
      • 4482

      #3
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.
      I bet it was

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      • SBJ
        So Fucking Fabulous
        • Apr 2003
        • 11377

        #4


        Anyone catch the New South Park last night? It was all about the ipad and apple
        http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...ry-new-product

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        • DangerX !!!
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2011
          • 886

          #5
          lol       
          This is sig area!

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          • tabasco
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2006
            • 2624

            #6
            "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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            • AAB
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2009
              • 874

              #7
              Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
              Brilliant. The most accurate desription of a Mac fanboy to date

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              • harvey
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                • Jul 2001
                • 9266

                #8


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                • harvey
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 9266

                  #9


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                  • harvey
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 9266

                    #10
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                    • harvey
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 9266

                      #11

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                      • harvey
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 9266

                        #12


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                        • jimmy-3-way
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 3861

                          #13
                          Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.
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                          • harvey
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 9266

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                            Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.
                            I hope so

                            wanna lend me some monies?
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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151

                              #15
                              This thread is some funny shit !

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                              • 96ukssob
                                So Fucking Banananananas
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 12991

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.
                                most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

                                my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

                                well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.
                                Email: Clicky on Me

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                                • harvey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 9266

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bossku69
                                  most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

                                  my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

                                  well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.
                                  I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead
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                                  • sambucas
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                                    • Feb 2010
                                    • 371

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by harvey


                                    You know, I'm on iMac and I'll remember to laugh at this joke with my girlfriend later today.

                                    p.s.
                                    Nice wires!

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                                    • Emil
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 5655

                                      #19
                                      When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
                                      I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:



                                      He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".
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                                      • DamianJ
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 15808

                                        #20
                                        FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

                                        Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

                                        THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

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                                        • seeandsee
                                          Check SIG!
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 50945

                                          #21
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                                          • UniqueD
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 1022

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Emil
                                            When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
                                            I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:



                                            He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".
                                            It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.

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                                            • Emil
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 5655

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by UniqueD
                                              It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.
                                              It was he's ugly fucking clothes that annoyed me, not that he used a "computer".
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                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 38955

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                                                I like mac...


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                                                • Django
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 2578

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                  FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

                                                  Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

                                                  THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

                                                  (cocks)

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                                                  • Chosen
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 63151

                                                    #26
                                                    This thread delivers

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                                                    • pornmasta
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 19819

                                                      #27

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                                                      • Vick!
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 6882

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bossku69
                                                        most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

                                                        my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

                                                        well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.
                                                        What about the assholes who roam around with Xperia Arc, N8, HTC Inspire, LG Optimus in their hands and still blast iPhone like a motherfucker?
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                                                        • bronco67
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 29026

                                                          #29
                                                          Thanks for that image. I couldn't get it out of my mind and have been haunted by the idea that's going on somewhere in the world.

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                                                          • harvey
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 9266

                                                            #30
                                                            First, one thing: I really don't give a damn about Apple vs PC and all your teenager fandom. I realize that they're just companies counting money by billions and they laugh at the idiots spending more and more money on them and running pro and anti crusades. I just found those images funny

                                                            Second: what this thread tells us all is that it's pretty evident Apple users posting here didn't buy the "sense of humor" app. Available at Mac Store. And yes, it's SHINY!

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                                                            • ineedafix
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                              • 102

                                                              #31
                                                              As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.

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                                                              • cooldude7
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2009
                                                                • 4306

                                                                #32
                                                                thats site looks 90's

                                                                anyways , i dont like limitations and restriction so i am PC, i can change/modify any hardware anytime.,.,
                                                                i am PC with linux.

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                                                                • harvey
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 9266

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ineedafix
                                                                  As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.
                                                                  as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk

                                                                  I just can imagine the situation:

                                                                  - Houston, we have a problem!
                                                                  - What's going on?
                                                                  - We can't land on Mars, the computer is asking us for the landing app, and to buy the "Space Odyssey" iTune
                                                                  - ..... OK, permission granted, just buy those fucking apps and iTunes and land on Mars!
                                                                  - OK, we're on it, roger
                                                                  - .....
                                                                  - Errr.... Houston, another problem....
                                                                  - Now what?
                                                                  - We installed the apps but now they don't work because our movements weren't tracked by our iPhones, probably because we don't have any iPhone here!
                                                                  - ....
                                                                  - ...but it says we can override that by buying the "Exception Tracking for Outer Space Exploring" app on Mac Store
                                                                  - (eating his hat) OK, buy ANYTHING YOU NEED, just land!
                                                                  - OK, thank you
                                                                  - errr... Housty.... mmmm.... more problems
                                                                  - NOW WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
                                                                  - The new app won't work in our latest Mac model because they launched a new one yesterday. They suggested us to get back to Earth, buy a new Mac and then the app will work
                                                                  - (with a gun to his head) Abort mission....
                                                                  - .... we would love to, buy we don't have the "abort mission" app, nor the "Getting back home" iTune and our CC was rejected
                                                                  - .....
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                                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 12991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by harvey
                                                                    I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead
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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by harvey
                                                                      as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk
                                                                      Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.
                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                      • harvey
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 9266

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                        Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.
                                                                        I launch rockets in my free time

                                                                        and btw, never used Final Cut, so couldn't care less about it



                                                                        even David Bowie sings about what happened to Major Tom for not having the right apps!
                                                                        Last edited by harvey; 04-29-2011, 11:25 AM.
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                                                                        • czarina
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 10751

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by harvey
                                                                          haha big lol

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                                                                          • GatorB
                                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 18208

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                            What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.
                                                                            spoken like a true hater machead cult member. If Steve Jobs took a dump, painted it white, slapped a Apple logo on it it called it the Iturd and charged $500 for it, you'd probably buy it.

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                                                                            • Chosen
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 63151

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                              I like mac...

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                                                                              • NickB.
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 8858

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I feel offended hahahaha
                                                                                I love my macbook pro 15inch L0ng Tym

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                                                                                • PR_Glen
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                                  • 9058

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  depends what you need it for really right? I tried switching to mac for video editing back when i still did that kind of thing but never really liked it.

                                                                                  Emil that isn't a shirt it's frikken chain mail! surely they used this at some point in your countries history
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                                                                                  • camperjohn64
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 1531

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I laughed at these. Good thread!
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                                                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 46234

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                                      most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

                                                                                      my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

                                                                                      well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.
                                                                                      I can afford mac stuff and I have a great time making fun of them... and the reason I can afford mac is becasue I don't buy shit for 40% over cost

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                                                                                      • Grapesoda
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 46234

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                        Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.
                                                                                        I do fine with vegas... be really hard to justify 10-15K and not gain anything exept be 'extra' cool at the coffee shop.... and BTW I got a few good laughs from this thread
                                                                                        Last edited by Grapesoda; 04-29-2011, 05:39 PM.

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                                                                                        • Smokieflame
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2008
                                                                                          • 596

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Im a mac user and I do not look like that!
                                                                                          Sig too big

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                                                                                          • harvey
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 9266

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Smokieflame
                                                                                            Im a mac user and I do not look like that!


                                                                                            link hotten proof link: http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ts_or_gtfo.jpg
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                                                                                            • martinsc
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                              • 27043

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Make Money

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                                                                                              • AAB
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2009
                                                                                                • 874

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                                                most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"
                                                                                                Buying an Apple product is a sigh on lacking wits and general dumbness. I can affor any Mac in the world, but it's like paying an S class Mercedes price for a Segway. Even if you can afford to pay the money an S class would cost, you would have to be dumb to spend so much for a Segway. Anyone who wastes too much money to get too little is plain dumb. Whether they can afford it or not has precious little to do with it. Being dumb on the other hand - everything. Mac users = clueless, dumb fucks that get to 5 trying to add 2 and 2.

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                                                                                                • Chosen
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 63151

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by harvey

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