I do NOT need designs, logos, hosting or programming!

[96ukssob]

Holy fuck! Nothing but IM spam the past two days from retards asking me "hey saw your post on the board, are you looking for design/logos/hosting/programming?"

Was my post asking about either one of those? Business that bad for your idiots that you have to hound everyone that makes a post about anything Internet related? The annoying part is when I respond with "no" you continue to bug the shit out of me with "let me send you my portfolio" or "let me give you a hosting quote"

Fuck, your worse then the annoying as Comcast people that come to my house once a week and try to get me to switch to your shitty ass overpriced service.

I forgot why I turned my IM off for weeks, but now remember why

/rant

[CaptainHowdy]

Still looking??

[Harmon]

[Denny]

You mad... that's normal

[96ukssob]

You mad... that's normal

seems to be a lot more then normal that I've noticed. turned on my computer this morning to have 9 missed IMs. The annoying ones are the "hello" "yt?" "hello????"

[JFK]

I sale short ICQ "let me send you my portfolio"

[VladS]

You're cool, keep up the good work.

[candyflip]

I don't even bother logging into my IM client unless I need to connect with someone specifically. Nothing but spam.

[stephane76]

same here

201133854: Hey frenchy, you need some designs done ,writing or flash banners ? : )
Stephane M: i am all good, Thanks
Stephane M: who s this?

[brassmonkey]

message sent

[Oracle Porn]

[Klen]

Huh,i need design,logos,hosting and programming,yet nobody is spaming me :D :D :D

[C H R I S]

Im sure you need some traffic - I'll IM you

[JD]

Gotta love it :/

[Chris]

lol i wish they had an option to disable a thread you posted
i get emails and icqs all the time linking me to super old threads i made looking for ppl

[96ukssob]

lol i wish they had an option to disable a thread you posted
i get emails and icqs all the time linking me to super old threads i made looking for ppl

yeah i know right. no one really pays attention to the original post date.

I like the one response I got this morning... "hey, saw your looking to buy content (I am??) so you'll probably need some designs and logos. I can put together a site for you, lets talk when your online." then he must of replied like 3 or 4 other times until I had him blocked

This is almost as fun as the old days when people would bug the shit out of you to sell you hardlinks

[chronig]

[ZeroHero]

[Lykos]

What about content ?

[2intense]

Still looking??

[96ukssob]

ok, I changed my mind, I need the following:

24 unique website designs. Each site will consist of main page then content and category pages, so at least 3 layouts per site. I'd like to see 4 or 5 rough drafts of each.

I need logos for each of the 24 sites. Some toons and I'd like a few that are designed in 3D that do not require the person to wear glasses. Id like at least 2 of them to give off a scent that the user can smell the monitor.

Next I will need some programming. I want to some fancy fucking shit that blows peoples minds. I need some flashing lights, scrolling text and I need everything to connect to every dating API out there. Also, I'll need something created that when someone goes to a tubesite, it redirects back to mine and blocks the tubesite on their home modem for life.

I'll also need some original content. About 500 hours of video and some 50,000 images of various niches and microniches to start. I will send you a list.

That means I'll require some hosting. I need 100% uptime on 10 redundant servers backing up hourly. At least 500TB of BW a month because I also plan on uploading and downloading home movies I made on my VHS camcorder.

While this is going on, I'll need about 10,000 or so back links, 2,000 need to be from a PR4+ sites. I dont want any traffic leaks, so no returning links outside of my network.

Lastly, while the SEO is growing, I'll need some traffic. Probably about 1mm per day to start. I want all SE traffic of people on Google who have a history of making erratic purchases in the past. Please filter out cheap people and ones with no debit/credit cards.

I dont have time to manage all these events, so I'll need a project manager. Preferably someone with a doctrine in oceanic studies or 18th century women's culture. Your job will be to make sure everything is done correct and on time.

My total budget for this project is $26,130.12 Zimbabwe dollars

[czarina]

haha, that's why I try not to turn icq on that much, I keep getting bombarded by russians or indians trying to sell me stuff

[Fat Panda]

Get the same shit, just ban them...

[cooldude7]

this looks like deja vu, it happened b4 with someone else , search the forum and look for yourself, the same situation.,damn, this is bcoz of alcohol or its just normal ?

good luck.

p.s. block him on icq.

[Martin]

God forbid someone tries to earn a buck.

[96ukssob]

God forbid someone tries to earn a buck.

Theres a difference between earning a buck and constant IM spam

[djroof]

ok see my sig now ;)

[mineistaken]

Well said. I also hate those retards. I mean which serious and decent service provider would spam you like that? Only tools with zero business sense..

[harvey]

I'm just a sexy girl!

[cam_girls]

heckling for work is really hard these days..

[theS2O]

That's how bad the biz is right now. See sig. ;)

[halfpint]

Hitting you up now on ICQ lets talk about Swurve in my siggy