3 people are going to do a swim contest, whoever is the fastest over 25 metres is the winner.
the first guy has no legs, the 2nd guy no arms, and the 3rd guy is missing his whole body, the only thing he has is his head.
so the armless, the headless and the head are ready. The start shot sounds and the head jumps in first and sinks instantly!
the armless guy gets the initial jump on the legless guy but the legless guy overtakes him and wins by a small margin.
so the 2 swim back and all of a sudden they see bubbles near the edge of the swimming pool
the legless guy looks down and sees the head there on the bottom of the pool, and decides to dive the head up.
The head says coughing: I just learned how to swim like hell with my ears, and then some idiot puts on my haircap!
the first guy has no legs, the 2nd guy no arms, and the 3rd guy is missing his whole body, the only thing he has is his head.
so the armless, the headless and the head are ready. The start shot sounds and the head jumps in first and sinks instantly!
the armless guy gets the initial jump on the legless guy but the legless guy overtakes him and wins by a small margin.
so the 2 swim back and all of a sudden they see bubbles near the edge of the swimming pool
the legless guy looks down and sees the head there on the bottom of the pool, and decides to dive the head up.
The head says coughing: I just learned how to swim like hell with my ears, and then some idiot puts on my haircap!
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