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  • CPA37710T
    business ready hit me up!
    • Aug 2010
    • 1115

    #1

    Barbie

    Dad goes to a toy store and asks "whats the cost for a barbie doll?"
    Salesman: we got
    Gym Barbie 19.95
    Volleybal Barbie 19.95
    Mall Barbie 19.95
    Beach Barbie 19.95
    Dancing Barbie 19.95
    Divorced Barbie 265.95
    Amazed man asks:
    Why divorced barbie costs 265.95? all the rest costs 19.95
    Salesman says:
    yes cause divorced Barbie includes:
    Ken's Car
    Ken's Mansion
    Ken's Yacht
    Ken's Furniture
    Ken's Computer
    and! Ken's friend!
  • Agent 488
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 22511

    #2

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    • comeplay
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 1435

      #3
      and herpes!
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      • CPA37710T
        business ready hit me up!
        • Aug 2010
        • 1115

        #4
        looooooool dudeeee i just passed the message lol , Agent 488 just made the funny comment lol ... its late this kind of bad jokes are supposed to show up

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        • raven1083
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2007
          • 7687

          #5
          nice one!! it made my day
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          • CPA37710T
            business ready hit me up!
            • Aug 2010
            • 1115

            #6
            lol thanks raven for the sarcasm (were u serious?) :D

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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              Ever notice that the closer we get to the holidays the more divorce jokes come out?

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              • bloggingseo
                Confirmed User
                • May 2007
                • 1793

                #8
                Lameness at its finest. Thanks for that

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                • loreen
                  myadultdesign.com
                  • May 2004
                  • 12558

                  #9
                  Post Menopausal Barbie. Poor Babs wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting in Touch with Your Inner Self."
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                  • pornguy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62912

                    #10
                    actually not that bad.
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                    • Chezter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 565

                      #11
                      hohoho

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        Damn she devils every one of them

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                        • Waiter
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 15986

                          #13
                          lets send our divorce wishes to Santa )
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                          • Chosen
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 63151

                            #14
                            LoL

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                            • theS2O
                              Adult Design Since 2003
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 4785

                              #15
                              good one.
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                              • fatfoo
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 27763

                                #16
                                Ha ha ha.
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                                • John-ACWM
                                  Work Work Work
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 20060

                                  #17
                                  good one, thx!

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                                  • djroof
                                    JuicyDevils.gr Owner
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 25505

                                    #18
                                    LOL..... hahahahaha

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                                    • nikki99
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 23087

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Agent 488
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                                      • punker barbie
                                        Meow Meow!!!
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 10232

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                        Ever notice that the closer we get to the holidays the more divorce jokes come out?
                                        hahaha so true
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                                        • 96ukssob
                                          So Fucking Banananananas
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 12991

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Agent 488
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                                          • _Richard_
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 30991

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                            Ever notice that the closer we get to the holidays the more divorce jokes come out?
                                            no, but thank you

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