Math joke

[brassmonkey]

There was this guy brought into the police station. Where do i put this guy? and the officer says put him in the room for questioning. all in that room was
a table a chair and a 2 way mirror. so the officer go and gets a cup of coffee and comes back to question the prisoner. Wtf he's gone! how did he escape the
door was locked. After careful review of the surveillance tape. The prisoner broke the table in half and put it back together to make a whole. poof!

[Vick!]

What?


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[RebelR]

What?


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Yeah I concur.. at first I was thinking.. hmm its late in the day.. so maybe the ol' brain just isnt working. But not sure I can figure out what the joke is.. and how math comes into play.

[CrkMStanz]

whole = hole

as in

"2 halves make a..." = math

[Tom_PM]

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, make me a martini". So the bartender says "Poof, you're a martini". $bartenders -= 1;

[Grapesoda]

you left part out. the man 'saw' himself in the mirror, took the 'saw' and cut the table in half... etc etc etc

[brassmonkey]

you left part out. the man 'saw' himself in the mirror, took the 'saw' and cut the table in half... etc etc etc

yeah i changed it up so my brain could understand.

[Quagmire]

He'll be here all week folks, try the buffet!

[SexSearchSuzanne]

Got it right away, whether it was funny on the other hand ... I'll give you an E for effort

[fatfoo]

It is fractions. 1/2 + 1/2 = 1.
If Karen O was cut into three pieces in the music video, it is 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1
Then, she comes back alive, again.

[_Richard_]

-1 rep point!

[xxweekxx]

that was one of the lamest jokes ive read on this board

[woj]

pretty weak joke