webmaster jokes?

**maccsta** · 09-18-2010, 07:11 PM

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!

**jackknoff** · 09-18-2010, 07:20 PM

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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...

Spanx!
Jack

**cyber_ninja** · 09-18-2010, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by maccsta

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don’t think it’s a problem!

premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things

but thats not a webmaster joke

**fris** · 09-18-2010, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by cyber_ninja

does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?

not really webmaster, but porn related

You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.

Dear porn Websites,
If I could get ripped in 4 weeks and have sex with gorgeous local girls, would I really be on here at half two in the morning, pants around my ankles, masturbating in my own filth?

I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?

Don't you just hate it when you're getting ripped in the gym and someone pops up trying to sell you porn?

I was asked recently whether I liked porn.

Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?

Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn?

That's like buying a bottle of fresh air.

Just been watching some Asian porn.

There is this one girl who is in every fucking movie.

Internet porn is so unrealistic.

Marge Simpson would never fuck Principal Skinner or Ned Flanders in real life.

Bukkake porn.

Who is it really aimed at?

You know you go on too much porn, when you begin gaining a fetish for buffering.

Listen, internet ads, I'm trying to watch porn. Do you really think I give a fuck about my credit score right now?

**maccsta** · 09-18-2010, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by cyber_ninja

premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things

but thats not a webmaster joke

Best joke on here, you should count your lucky stars!

**cyber_ninja** · 09-18-2010, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by fris

not really webmaster, but porn related

You got some good ones in there lol

**Nasty** · 09-18-2010, 09:10 PM

A webmaster walks into a bar with a pelican on his shoulder...

I forget the rest

**Grapesoda** · 09-18-2010, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by maccsta

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!

3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it.

**Jayvis** · 09-18-2010, 09:12 PM

Did you guys here about the lesbian porn star that drowned?

Yeah, that found her face down in Ricki Lake.

http://www.instantrimshot.com

**Major (Tom)** · 09-18-2010, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by cyber_ninja

does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?

In, a weird way, all of us are a joke...
duke

**babymaker** · 09-18-2010, 09:37 PM

What's the difference between a big fat loser with a 2" dick and a porn webmaster??

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunetly for most gfy members it is a fact and not a joke but at least i tried

**purecharlie** · 09-18-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by fris

I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?

**cyber_ninja** · 09-19-2010, 12:01 AM

no one can ever tell Me racist jokes about white people either

**Zyber** · 09-19-2010, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by jackknoff

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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...

Spanx!
Jack

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**hdkiller** · 09-19-2010, 12:52 AM

how many webmasters are need to do a spell check?

0

they can't spell

**cyber_ninja** · 09-19-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by bm bradley

3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it.

Im one of the 7

**woj** · 09-19-2010, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by fris

not really webmaster, but porn related

not bad

**fris** · 09-19-2010, 11:56 AM

1 more for the road.

Sex on the internet is so hardcore these days - there are movies with squirting, fisting fireman, shit eating, giant dildos, fuck machines, swinging, dogging, etc.

I miss the days of jerking off to the lingerie section in the Sears catalogue

**cyber_ninja** · 09-19-2010, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by fris

1 more for the road.

**nikki99** · 09-19-2010, 04:50 PM

this board is a fucking joke

**Spieglergirls** · 09-19-2010, 04:54 PM

Q:What's the newest term for a suitcase pimp?

A: Webmaster!

**pornmasta** · 09-19-2010, 04:58 PM

money is in motion...

**cam_girls** · 09-19-2010, 05:30 PM

<? echo "pull my finger" ?>

alt.www.webmasters

alt.2600

www.gfy.com

How many webmasters does it take to FTP?
Connection timed out

Why can't I correct a misspelled URL?
Missed opportunity to serve some ads.

Why don't webmasters use frames any more?
Google couldn't be fucked indexing them

How long does it take a webmaster to get paid?
No one knows.

**nikki99** · 09-19-2010, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by pornmasta

money is in motion...

**deadbabes** · 09-19-2010, 05:49 PM

Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

**pornmasta** · 09-19-2010, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by deadbabes

Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

omg you answered my question