So You Need A PHP Programmer?!

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  • Altwebdesign
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    So You Need A PHP Programmer?!

    Who is
    - Highly skilled
    - Reliable / Meets deadlines
    - And possibly the best in the business?

    Then you've found me!
    I'm currently available to take on new projects, as i am really buzzing off PHP work at the minute.

    You can read all about my PHP work ethic here:
    http://www.adultwebdesignuk.com/crai...ign-resume.pdf

    I currently charge $50 per hour. I pre-plan all my projects thoroughly and draw up storyboards and database structures before i even begin to code.

    If you wish to try me out for an hour or two, then i will be glad to at just $35 per hour. I can provide you with full references from my past clients related specifically to my PHP work.

    I have created many advanced PHP systems and Content Management Systems, All of which I can provide you access with upon request.

    Hit me up guys!
    Craig
    ICQ: 348856909
    www.adultwebdesignuk.com
  • Babaganoosh
    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
    • Nov 2001
    • 15841

    #2
    God damn there are a lot of php programmers out there these days. Even my Grandma is coding her own CMS in PHP now.

    If my Grandma were going to spam GFY, she'd at least put it in the right section. I wouldn't trust a "programmer" who couldn't figure out something as simple as where to put his post.
    I like pie.

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    • Klen
      • Aug 2006
      • 32235

      #3
      Can you charge 5$ per hour :D

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      • icymelon
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2007
        • 3220

        #4
        Originally posted by KlenTelaris
        Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
        $5 hour I'll hire you full time lol
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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94733

          #5
          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
          Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
          Yes but I suck closing tags...

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          • 2012
            So Fucking What
            • Jul 2006
            • 17189

            #6
            good luck, if you like sweatshop gigs this is the place to be
            best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself

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            • Altwebdesign

              #7
              Originally posted by KlenTelaris
              Can you charge 5$ per hour :D
              Add a zero to that and we got a deal $50

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              • Altwebdesign

                #8
                Originally posted by 2012
                good luck, if you like sweatshop gigs this is the place to be
                There are some good people out there paying my rate, we've been doing great work these past few months!

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Altwebdesign
                  There are some good people out there paying my rate, we've been doing great work these past few months!

                  Past few months? And you say you are the best?

                  I think I'll stick with my current programmers who have been doing great work for years.

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                  • Klen
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 32235

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Altwebdesign
                    Add a zero to that and we got a deal $50
                    Unfortunately,i am blind to zeros

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                    • Altwebdesign

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      Past few months? And you say you are the best?

                      I think I'll stick with my current programmers who have been doing great work for years.
                      the past few months the bulk of my work has been PHP ive been doing php for over 5 years

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                      • AlCapone
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 708

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Altwebdesign
                        the past few months the bulk of my work has been PHP ive been doing php for over 5 years
                        Can you do anything with SSO systems?
                        "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

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                        • Jason Voorhees
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 843

                          #13
                          $50/hr

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                          • Altwebdesign

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AlCapone
                            Can you do anything with SSO systems?
                            Hit me up on ICQ

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                            • Altwebdesign

                              #15
                              Thanks for all the enquirys guys, got some small php works, ill be show casing soon!

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