Introducing the odor-patching butt patch

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  • cthulhu_waves
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 1966

    #1

    Introducing the odor-patching butt patch



    You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them.

    Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.

    Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face:



    StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt:

    "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

    Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker.

    Read more about the Subtle Butt here.
    You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them.

    Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.

    Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face:



    StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt:

    "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

    Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker.

    Read more about the Subtle Butt here.
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  • fatfoo
    ICQ:649699063
    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #2
    When I was a child, many child around me did fart
    Adults don't fart, they roll a cart
    A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass
    It should not escape on an unfortunate lass
    Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell
    The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell
    Sight and sound from a computer screen
    The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean
    Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat
    Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit
    Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell
    That is where the senses dwell
    Last edited by fatfoo; 07-22-2010, 08:18 AM.
    Send me an email: [email protected]

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    • troncarver
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2006
      • 1584

      #3
      Originally posted by fatfoo
      When I was a child, many child around me did fart
      Adults don't fart, they roll a cart
      A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass
      It should not escape on an unfortunate lass
      Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell
      The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell
      Sight and sound from a computer screen
      The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean
      Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat
      Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit
      Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell
      That is where the senses dwell
      bots writing poetry? dam 2010 should be a good year
      BADOINK.COM
      skype: troncarver

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      • Tom_PM
        Porn Meister
        • Feb 2005
        • 16443

        #4
        If they add an audio amplifier to it, it's a hit.
        43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67798

          #5
          What's the point in farting if you aren't gonna gas people out with them ????


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          • LongBG
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2007
            • 1101

            #6
            My farts smell good. Plus sharing is caring.
            Contact me:
            [email protected]

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            • Chosen
              • Aug 2001
              • 63151

              #7
              Great invention, haha

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94732

                #8
                They're taking all the fun away to human interaction !
                Last edited by CaptainHowdy; 07-22-2010, 11:04 AM.

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                • John-ACWM
                  Work Work Work
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20060

                  #9
                  They miss the fun in farting

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