The Census - Dammit

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  • sarettah
    see you later, I'm gone
    • Oct 2002
    • 14302

    #1

    The Census - Dammit

    So, a couple of weeks back we get a postcard from the census people telling us the census is coming.

    Then we get a letter telling us the census is coming.

    Then we get the census form.

    I went through the census form and determined that you could not accurately fill out the form prior to April 1 because the question specifically asks how many people are living in the house on April 1. I am not precient or pschic or psycho for that matter so I cannot tell them how many people are living here on April 1 until April 1 at the earliest. Shit happens, people die, people move out. I have no way to accurately predict how many people will be living here on April 1.

    So today I get a postcard reminding me that I have to return the census form and to please provide the information as soon as possible.

    The earliest date that I can accurately fill out the form is April 1.

    Dammit.

    Didn't they even read the damn form they are sending out.
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  • DefaultMan
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    • Nov 2006
    • 1869

    #2
    Hahahahaha fucking census
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    • Elli
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      • Apr 2003
      • 17991

      #3
      that's classic
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      • Sexretary
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        • Dec 2009
        • 65

        #4
        lol that is too funny!
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        • sarettah
          see you later, I'm gone
          • Oct 2002
          • 14302

          #5
          16% of the US population is psychis according to the US Gov.

          http://2010.census.gov/2010census/take10map/

          Thats right, It is official. As of March 23, 2010 16% of the U.S. population is officially rcognized as being psychic.

          16% of the population can tell us today how many people will be living in their house on April 1 (8 days from now).

          They are definitely psychic... Or psychotic. I always get those 2 confused.
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          • Ladyboy King
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            • Nov 2008
            • 215

            #6
            Don't worry, most of the Mexicans and Guatemalans can't read English anyway. The Census is a waste of money.
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