Native Spanish Speaker? Help please..!

[one eight]

Will you please translate this for me:

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Last week i met a North American guy. He was cool - helped me and my brother get into a club that was invite-only. Afterwards he invited us over to have a little after-party since he was staying in a nice apartment on the ocean with a great view. He provided drinks, and was nice to us. When he went to take a shower, I emptied all the cash from his pockets and left. Good idea or bad?

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Thanks.

[xxweekxx]

was this in costa rica?

[Sly]

LOL. You are still working on this? You should just let it go and move on, lesson learned.

[one eight]

LOL. You are still working on this? You should just let it go and move on, lesson learned.

I was going to.. but have spoken with a few ppl and the popular consensus is that I should definately post this to her FB page, so she learns a lesson, and doesn't do this again.

Personally, I'm over it.

[one eight]

was this in costa rica?

No sir - Cartagena, Colombia.

But don't get the wrong idea, CTG was wonderful and the ppl were amazing. Just one bad apple, and I had the misfortune of running into her.

[xxweekxx]

hehe.. did you bang any chics? and how did you get by without spanish

ahh man las chicas colombianas aqui en panama son muy muy fucking sexy.. me gusta mucho!!

[one eight]

hehe.. did you bang any chics? and how did you get by without spanish

Um.. yes i did bang chicks. You'd have to work hard at NOT getting laid in CTG.

And I speak pretty decent spanish so communication was easy. But this for a FB posting thats supposed to look like 'she' wrote it instead of me. And my spanish certainly isn't of native quality.

If you don't speak any spanish at all, I wouldn't necessarily recommend CTG.. unless you can be satisfied banging hookers, only. Normal chicas will require regular communication, and don't speak much english in my experience.

[CaptainHowdy]

hehe.. did you bang any chics? and how did you get by without spanish

ahh man las chicas colombianas aqui en panama son muy muy fucking sexy.. me gusta mucho!!

Si si siiiiiiiiiiiii!

[cyber]

Will you please translate this for me:

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Last week i met a North American guy. He was cool - helped me and my brother get into a club that was invite-only. Afterwards he invited us over to have a little after-party since he was staying in a nice apartment on the ocean with a great view. He provided drinks, and was nice to us. When he went to take a shower, I emptied all the cash from his pockets and left. Good idea or bad?

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Thanks.

La semana pasada conoci a un norteamericano. Era buena onda, me ayudo a mi y a mi hermano entrar a un club que era solo de invitados. Despues, nos invito a su apartamento bonito con buena vista al mar para tener mas fiesta. Nos dio bebidas y fue buena onda con nosotros. Cuando se fue a dar una ducha, le vacie todo el efectivo de sus bolsas y nos fuimos. ¿Fue buena o mala idea?

[one eight]

Si si siiiiiiiiiiiii!

SI!!!!!

Have lived all over SE Asia, Europe and Central America and in my opinion, the Colombianas are absolutely THE SEXIEST WOMEN ALIVE.

[one eight]

La semana pasada conoci a un norteamericano. Era buena onda, me ayudo a mi y a mi hermano entrar a un club que era solo de invitados. Despues, nos invito a su apartamento bonito con buena vista al mar para tener mas fiesta. Nos dio bebidas y fue buena onda con nosotros. Cuando se fue a dar una ducha, le vacie todo el efectivo de sus bolsas y nos fuimos. ¿Fue buena o mala idea?

Gracias, amigo. If i can ever do you some sort of favor in the future please don't hesitate to ask.

[one eight]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1179977323

The deed is done.

[xxweekxx]

LOL u hacked her facebook?

[one eight]

LOL u hacked her facebook?

huh?

[xxweekxx]

seems like you posted on her wall using her id.. so howd u do it.lol

[one eight]

leeeeeeeeeeets baby!

h4xord ftw!

[GT-Omar]

If she truly did that to you. That was AWESOME payback!!

[one eight]

If she truly did that to you. That was AWESOME payback!!

Yeah she really did that.. otherwise i would never fuck with someone like that.

[xxweekxx]

howd u get the password.lol

[one eight]

howd u get the password.lol

Mr. Week you sure are curious... did someone take money from your pockets too? lol.

[one eight]

i don't want to post how here.. i'll tell you on icq or something.

[xxweekxx]

nah.lol i just like your complete ownage.. LOL

[one eight]

yeah was kinda fun..

but truth be told, i wish it never happened. Was really enjoying her.. and hoping for better relations between us. You can't really tell in her profile pic but she's pretty hot and i was making significant in-roads before things went (way) south.

Of course i'd take quality panocho over complete ownage any day.

[slapass]

awesome!

[one eight]

awesome!

* taking a bow *

[xxweekxx]

i wonder who will leave the first comments. LOL

BTW man u originally from us of a?

[one eight]

i wonder who will leave the first comments. LOL

BTW man u originally from us of a?

I'm hoping a family member will respond.

And yeah I'm born and raised in the US. But about 6 yrs ago i got divorced and started checking out the world. Lived out of a suitcase doing affiliate marketing for years.