Guy Speak

[Anna_Miller]

I read these in a girlie mag. I thought they were funny and not too far off...

1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out."

2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset."

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"


5. He Says: "It's a long story."
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."

6. He Says: "That's a new look."
He Means: "You look weird."

7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"

8. He Says: "That's not what I meant."
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."

9. He Says: "It's fine."
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it."

10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again."

[Agent 488]

funny. call you later.

[Tom_PM]

Well, this one rings true:

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"

[Kool Kelly]

cool joke man!

[JP-pornshooter]

2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

more like:
" i may or may not call you in the next year or so, depends how badly/desperate i need a booty call."
but i guess they dont write that in a girlie magz lol.

[Serial Pervert]

so true!

[fatfoo]

Sounds interesting. Hidden meanings behind words or something, or people saying something they don't mean.

[Anna_Miller]

I actually use # 9 & #10 myself! lol

[michael.kickass]

lol, your post made my day, thx! lol

[Pandoras]

hahahah , funny ones

[GrouchyAdmin]

11. He says, "Hi."
He means: "I want to fuck you.", or "Go away you crazy bitch."

(Bonus other-side version)

12. She says, "Hi."
She means: "I'm desperate for attention.", or "I like your bankroll."

[Redmanthatcould]

Bottom line: every chick is fucking bat shit insane.