Bin Laden AGAIN!

[POed-poster]

Will somebody PLEASE pump a couple slugs into this cunt's brain? His fucking funeral is long overdue.

Bin Laden blasts US for climate change
By LEE KEATH and SALAH NASRAWI, Associated Press Writers ? Sat Jan 30, 2:24 am ET

CAIRO ? Osama bin Laden sought to draw a wider public into his fight against the United States in a new message Friday, dropping his usual talk of religion and holy war and focusing instead on an unexpected topic: global warming.

The al-Qaida leader blamed the United States and other industrialized nations for climate change and said the only way to prevent disaster was to break the American economy, calling on the world to boycott U.S. goods and stop using the dollar.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100130/...bin_laden_tape

[Scott McD]

Yeah someone posted this yesterday: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=950922


I guess he just wants to look after the planet after all.

[kronic]

I personally want to thank you for pointing out that the biggest threat to American interests is smarter than most American's are.

[POed-poster]

Yeah someone posted this yesterday: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=950922


I guess he just wants to look after the planet after all.

Or maybe it's more sinister. Maybe he wants to get gullible bible thumpers all roused up so that they start talking crusades, the sequel, which will cause more mindless brainwashed idiots to strap explosives to their waists and blow up Jews in order to fuck kiddy virgins in tinker-bell land.

I find it hard to believe that after 10 years, a country who can put people on the moon can't find a six four four bearded man with a turban riding donkeys in the mountains. Is the CIA THAT fucking inept? On second thought, never-mind.

[POed-poster]

I personally want to thank you for pointing out that the biggest threat to American interests is smarter than most American's are.

Sad, isn't it?

But haven't you heard? Jesus is coming back to wacketh him with the sword!

[Matt 26z]

At least the two previous tapes were faked by Republicans.

If Bin Laden shows concern for global warming, then that cements conservatives going in the opposite direction.

Before this he took credit for the Christmas day attempted attack. The CIA didn't think the bomber had any connection to al-Qaeda. And really, this kid didn't even know how to set the bomb off. Does anyone really believe that al-Qaeda sent him into the mission that ill-prepared? This is an organization that put guys through flight school for crying out loud. And they aren't going to teach someone how to properly mix two chemicals???

[seeandsee]

he is not real jez

[Quagmire]

dont tell me Osama hates the homos too. Next you'll be kicked off his web forum.

[DWB]

He can give press releases, again and again, but the USA can't find him. Yet, we found Sadam literally hiding in a hole in butt fuck Iraq. Odd, isn't it?

[dav3]

Do as we say, or bin laden will kill you!

ONOOZZZ!

[onwebcam]

What a fucking joke. Osama and Obama wanting the same things. lmao Next thing you know he's asking for health insurance for all. Goddamn you people who believe this shit are stupid. His damn name isn't even Osama it's Usama. Everything about this fairytale character is made up including those fucking video's.

[magpan]

Nothing like OBL weighing in on global warming. America is evil! America is evil! America is evil! Remember: If you say enough times, it becomes truth.

[Poindexterity]

I find it hard to believe that after 10 years, a country who can put people on the moon can't find a six four four bearded man with a turban riding donkeys in the mountains. Is the CIA THAT fucking inept?

its this kind of thought that makes people raise eyebrows and wonder if there aint some conflict of interests. i mean, he WAS trained by the CIA.

[DWB]

its this kind of thought that makes people raise eyebrows and wonder if there aint some conflict of interests. i mean, he WAS trained by the CIA.

If he exists in the manner he is sold as existing, then that is exactly why he is not found, nor will he ever be.

[dyna mo]

getting osama is akin to getting drug kingpins.

it would make zero difference.

[dyna mo]

Why do you think we have not bombed Iran yet?

you tell me eh?

[mule]

Will somebody PLEASE pump a couple slugs into this cunt's brain? His fucking funeral is long overdue.

But don't you remember, George Bush said:

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."?3/13/02

Um no, that can't be right. Ah, right, here's what he said: "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." ? 9/13/2001

Oh I'm wrong, he actually said "I am truly not that concerned about him."?3/13/02

Yep, definitely: "I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."?3/13/02

Or then again, I may be wrong: "Uhh?Gosh, I ?don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations." ? Tempe, AZ, 10/13/2004

I am pretty sure Osama Bin Laden has been living in the guest wing at Camp David since just before 9/11.

The scariest thing of all is that I may have hit the nail on the head, and that the CIA is gonna come crashing though the door now.

[tabasco]

Is there nothing these vile warmongers won't stop at??

Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Devastating Personal Attack On Illinois Man

WASHINGTON?In a statement posted this morning on several Islamist websites, the global terrorist network al-Qaeda claimed responsibility for last Thursday's devastating personal attack on Carbondale, IL resident Tim Harris.

The highly coordinated strike, which targeted the unsuspecting 32-year-old as he exited a Huck's convenience store, and made light of his ample girth, lack of employment, and inability to meet single women, occurred at 9:32 a.m. At 9:35 a.m., a second wave of vicious insults was reportedly launched at Harris, obliterating what little remained of his self-esteem.

"The foot soldiers of Islam have struck at this pathetic slob of a man with righteous force, and they have brought him down," read the statement, which praised as heroes the four al-Qaeda operatives who carried out the personal attack. "There is nothing left of him now. Tim Harris has been destroyed."

"Praise be to Allah," the statement continued. "Allah is great."

Department of Homeland Security officials told reporters that it could take months to determine the full extent of the damage from what they are calling the worst-ever ad hominem strike on American soil, even as crews worked around the clock to salvage whatever bits of Harris' self-respect they could from the wreckage.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...onsibility_for

[BillyHoe]

But don't you remember, George Bush said:


I am pretty sure Osama Bin Laden has been living in the guest wing at Camp David since just before 9/11.

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no he owns an independant gas statation down in Alaska. I saw him last week cleaning a window

[brassmonkey]

thats funny his parents drilled oil which is a major problem with the climate change

[dav3]

thats funny his parents drilled oil which is a major problem with the climate change

usama is their bastardized hippy son

[PornMD]

usama is their bastardized hippy son

No wonder he has everyone do his deeds for him - too busy getting high and being lazy.

[Jman]

usama is their bastardized hippy son

Yeah and looks like he's been hitting the volcano a little to much...