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  • notime
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    • Jun 2003
    • 8025

    #1

    "Basic" joke for the old school peeps

    10 INPUT "What is your name: ", U$
    20 PRINT "Hello "; U$
    30 INPUT "How much money do you want: ", N
    40 S$ = ""
    50 FOR I = 1 TO N
    60 S$ = S$ + "*"
    70 NEXT I
    80 PRINT S$
    90 INPUT "Do you want more money? ", A$
    100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN GOTO 90
    110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
    120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN GOTO 30
    130 PRINT "Happy retirement! "; U$
    140 END
  • notime
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    • Jun 2003
    • 8025

    #2

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    • bbobby86
      partners.sexier.com
      • Jan 2007
      • 11926

      #3
      old and good...

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      • frank7799
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        • Jul 2003
        • 1974

        #4
        Originally posted by notime
        Did you own one of them? I did and loved it.

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        • notime
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          • Jun 2003
          • 8025

          #5
          Originally posted by m4yadult
          Did you own one of them? I did and loved it.
          I did. Great PC at that time. A year later I asked my parents for a floppy drive for my birthday since the tape deck was so slow

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          • wizzart
            scriptmaster
            • May 2006
            • 5246

            #6
            I recognized that is code for commodore 64 when see numbersfor lines, but never work with that language, was too young
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            • Klen
              • Aug 2006
              • 32235

              #7
              Ah memories....I was doing hillarious programs in commodore basic called "my dad making wood".I think i had 10 years then only,maybe less.

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              • MaDalton
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                • Feb 2004
                • 39861

                #8
                the c16/c116 and plus/4 sucked donkey balls and were a total flop
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                • kmanrox
                  aka K-Man
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 29295

                  #9
                  jeez i remember writing BASIC when i was like 8yo or so like that... i've totally forgotten it and what you wrote almost, but not quite makes sense to me... i remember making a Mr Bojangles graphic dance across the screen and trivia programs in BASIC..
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                  • woj
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 47882

                    #10
                    I don't get it
                    I see what it does, but don't see which part is funny
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                    • Poindexterity
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 882

                      #11
                      wow, brings back memories of the old commodore vic 20 with the fuckin tape deck memory.
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                      • raven1083
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                        • Jul 2007
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                        #12
                        great but oldie
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                        • Dirty Lord
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                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2681

                          #13
                          ....i dont...get it....

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                          • leroytrolley
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                            • Dec 2005
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                            #14
                            I was a Spectrum man myself! God Bless Sir Clive!
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                            • ThumbLord
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                              #15
                              Vic 20 was my first one.
                              yes does bring back memories
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                              • KILL_FRENZY
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                                • Aug 2006
                                • 6184

                                #16
                                Originally posted by wizzart
                                I recognized that is code for commodore 64 when see numbersfor lines, but never work with that language, was too young
                                Ditto

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                                • Lykos
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 31032

                                  #17
                                  Hehehe,i remember those

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                                  • seeandsee
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by leroytrolley
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                                    • james_clickmemedia
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 2204

                                      #19
                                      I remember doing the classic "hello world" in basic. We quickly moved away from basic into cobal, pascal then C++... By the time we did visual C++ in university I was totally over programming and never wanted to see a line of code again...
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                                      • james_clickmemedia
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by notime
                                        hmm I remember my commodore 64 being a beige color not black....
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                                        • MaDalton
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 39861

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by james_clickmemedia
                                          hmm I remember my commodore 64 being a beige color not black....
                                          that's because it's not a C64 in the picture
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                                          • dougeetx
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 6163

                                            #22
                                            Isn't that just old school GW-BASIC?
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                                            • v4 media
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 2934

                                              #23
                                              waiting 1/2 hour for jetsetwilly to load up from the tape machine... ah the memories

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                                              • Sid70
                                                Downshifter
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 16413

                                                #24
                                                i worked using this shit even:

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                                                  #25
                                                  Lucky for me I wasn't into computers until Win 3.1.

                                                  But I can read that code just fine.

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                                                  • u-Bob
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 33063

                                                    #26
                                                    glad those days are gone

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                                                    • notime
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                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 8025

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                      the c16/c116 and plus/4 sucked donkey balls and were a total flop
                                                      Looking back: yes. But that was the only PC I had when I was like 10 or 12, so it WAS cool at that age then

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                                                      • notime
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                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 8025

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                        Ah memories....I was doing hillarious programs in commodore basic called "my dad making wood".I think i had 10 years then only,maybe less.
                                                        Poke & peek
                                                        Some commands would fuck up the stuff I recall.

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                                                        • Pornopat
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 10598

                                                          #29
                                                          Basic!
                                                          I remember programming for my msx 1 when commodore was something of the future...
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                                                          • notime
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 8025

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Adultmix
                                                            i worked using this shit even:

                                                            What is it? Looks like a TELEX message.

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                                                            • notime
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 8025

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                              Basic!
                                                              I remember programming for my msx 1 when commodore was something of the future...
                                                              A Goldstar MSX?

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                                                              • notime
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                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 8025

                                                                #32
                                                                Here things got interesting:



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                                                                And the internet,



                                                                After that the fax modem came to the market,



                                                                Sending faxes to game (Nintendo NES, Sega 8bit) wholesale clients daily with Winfax Pro 1.0 (could not find the 1.0 pic) after typing all fax numbers in LOTUS 1-2-3 and importing it in WinfaxPro:

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                                                                • Pornopat
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by notime
                                                                  A Goldstar MSX?
                                                                  Philips
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                                                                  • notime
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 8025

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                    Philips
                                                                    ok, I admit; you are more old school then me
                                                                    Philips made MSX machines? Didn't not know that Pat.

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                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      i dont want to remember that shit
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                                                                      • HorseShit
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 17513

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                        i dont want to remember that shit
                                                                        not even this?

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                                                                        • frank7799
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 1974

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by notime
                                                                          Looking back: yes. But that was the only PC I had when I was like 10 or 12, so it WAS cool at that age then
                                                                          I loved it when I got it. At least it worked with "Basic". Our school was part of a project and we had a Wang machine



                                                                          which worked with Basic as well.

                                                                          So I was pretty proud when I got my Commodore.

                                                                          We went to stores and fed the Commodores there with a loop and then looked at the salesclerks how they tried to stop it.
                                                                          Last edited by frank7799; 12-28-2009, 03:05 PM.

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                                                                          • notime
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 8025

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by m4yadult
                                                                            I loved it when I got it. At lest it worked with "Basic". Our school was part of a project and we had a Wang machine



                                                                            which worked with Basic as well.

                                                                            So I was pretty proud when I got my Commodore.

                                                                            We went to stores and fed the Commodores there with a loop and then looked at the salesclerks how they tried to stop it.
                                                                            Did Wang run on CPM?
                                                                            Loops were cool, racter too.

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                                                                            • james_clickmemedia
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                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 2204

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                              that's because it's not a C64 in the picture
                                                                              That could be the reason I guess. What can I say, my eyes are not what they once were.
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                                                                              • Phoenix
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • czarina
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  too basic for me hahha!

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                                                                                  • BillyHoe
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                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 2214

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Adultmix
                                                                                    i worked using this shit even:

                                                                                    lol now that's old school. If you dropped a card you were fucked.

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                                                                                    • notime
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 8025

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
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