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  • pink_in_the_middle
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 4503
    #1

    female combacks

    Someone sent this to me today and I thought I'd share it with all of you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com

    I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot
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    • Babaganoosh
      ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
      • Nov 2001
      • 15841
      #2
      It sure would be nice to hear one of those for once. Usually girls just threaten to squirt me with pepper spray.
      I like pie.

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        • Gimmy
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 1069
          #3
          LOL..thats harsh

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              ..Those are good

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368
                  #5

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                    • Gutterboy
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4751
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                      It sure would be nice to hear one of those for once. Usually girls just threaten to squirt me with pepper spray.

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                        • jake2000xp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 434
                          #7
                          Man: Just in case hell does freeze over, where can i find you?

                          Man: Don't be choosy bitch, I wasn't

                          Man: Yo baby, you can give me your number after breakfast..

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                            • HeadPimp
                              Bad Mo-Fo
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 2772
                              #8
                              Like I always said, it is all about the comebacks!

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                                • pink_in_the_middle
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 4503
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                  Like I always said, it is all about the comebacks!
                                  Yep and both sexes are good at them
                                  pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com

                                  I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot

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                                    • pine
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 1373
                                      #10
                                      unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

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                                        • KrazieSweets
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 1060
                                          #11

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