Affiliate Programs... With Shitty Pics

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  • digitaldivas
    ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
    • Sep 2007
    • 4328

    #1

    Affiliate Programs... With Shitty Pics

    Ok,
    If your promotional images are tinted yellow, green or red...
    If they are so pixelated that it is hard to see the models face...
    If your promotional pics are 150x150 pixels...
    If your promotional pics have your watermark right in the center or your images
    or
    If your promotional pics look like they were taken with a 1 megapixel camera

    Why the fuck are you Suprised that you do not
    A.) convert
    B.) Get rejected by adult indexes because your content is shit
    C.) Find that your chargeback ratio is through the fucking roof.

    I mean, seriously GET A FUCKING CLUE!

    Don't be a cheap ass, learn photoshop to adjust colors, etc, get a better camera. Fuck! Even Target has 4 megapixel cameras for 99.95. Idiots! You know who you are.
    --endrant/>
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  • Iron Fist
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2006
    • 23400

    #2
    I'm sure they know who they are, but I don't... care to enlighten?
    i like waffles

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    • Les Grossman
      So Fucking Banned
      • Sep 2009
      • 1012

      #3
      In some cases, it's that raw and super amateur look that sells.

      Know your market, because sometimes this is exactly what you need.

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      • digitaldivas
        ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
        • Sep 2007
        • 4328

        #4
        Originally posted by Les Grossman
        In some cases, it's that raw and super amateur look that sells.

        Know your market, because sometimes this is exactly what you need.
        don't get me wrong, i am not taking about "self shot" sites, etc. I am talking about images, and image quality

        if site a and b are the same, but the image quality of site b is way better. Of course the surfer will join with site b. After all, the whole purpose that surfers join is for the orgasm, and maybe stuff for his or her "personal stash". I don't think the average porn surfer goes to a shitty pic and says to himself "god, that pic is all blurry and pixelated so bad, I don't even know what her pussy looks like." "But I fucking really DIG that shitty image quality, I am joining this site, right now!!!!" Um yeah... really?
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        • Les Grossman
          So Fucking Banned
          • Sep 2009
          • 1012

          #5
          Originally posted by digitaldivas
          don't get me wrong, i am not taking about "self shot" sites, etc. I am talking about images, and image quality

          if site a and b are the same, but the image quality of site b is way better. Of course the surfer will join with site b. After all, the whole purpose that surfers join is for the orgasm, and maybe stuff for his or her "personal stash". I don't think the average porn surfer goes to a shitty pic and says to himself "god, that pic is all blurry and pixelated so bad, I don't even know what her pussy looks like." "But I fucking really DIG that shitty image quality, I am joining this site, right now!!!!" Um yeah... really?
          Then you are right!

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94733

            #6
            I jerk off to blurry images...

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            • fris
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Aug 2002
              • 55679

              #7
              browndollars!
              Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

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