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Boneprone shark attack?

11-09-2009, 10:42 AM

I just got a txt message from a friend that said Boneprone was taking surf lessons today with Legendary Lars in Santa Cruz, and a shark bit Boneprone's leg while he was sitting on his board waiting on a wave.

My friend said paramedics are at the beach now, and Boneprone is apparently lucky that his wetsuit was constricting enough to keep the bleeding from being too severe until the paramedics arrived.

Anybody else heard anything?
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11-09-2009, 10:43 AM

Wow no shit.. hope he's ok

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11-09-2009, 10:46 AM

I bet Boneprone's leg tastes like almond rocca.

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11-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Boneprone bit it.. oops, I mean hit it
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11-09-2009, 10:52 AM

I just read that another name for a surf board is "tube snake"

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11-09-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Waddymelon

I just got a txt message from a friend that said Boneprone was taking surf lessons today with Legendary Lars in Santa Cruz, and a shark bit Boneprone's leg while he was sitting on his board waiting on a wave.

My friend said paramedics are at the beach now, and Boneprone is apparently lucky that his wetsuit was constricting enough to keep the bleeding from being too severe until the paramedics arrived.

Anybody else heard anything?

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11-09-2009, 11:11 AM

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11-09-2009, 11:26 AM

I saw the words: attack/shark/Lars and got excited .....

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11-09-2009, 11:28 AM

He probably tasted like Eggroll......The shark couldn't help himself.

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11-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Did Lars cry?
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11-09-2009, 11:37 AM

He was probably trying to fuck the shark.

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11-09-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

I bet Boneprone's leg tastes like almond rocca.

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11-09-2009, 05:28 PM

Went to see Boneprone in the hospital this afternoon, we are in Santa Cruz for the AFF top affiliate gathering (it's invite only). His leg is all bandaged up so I couldnt see how bad it looked, and he was pretty groggy from the pain meds, but looks like he'll be ok. I guess he will post up when he feels better.

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11-09-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

I saw the words: attack/shark/Lars and got excited .....

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Holy Fuck... that made me laugh!!!!!!

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11-09-2009, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by Waddymelon

thats a spinner shark, which means that picture was taken in fl...

and yes, boneprone was killed by a great white today while surfing in san clemente..
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11-09-2009, 05:49 PM

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thats a spinner shark, which means that picture was taken in fl...

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11-09-2009, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

Went to see Boneprone in the hospital this afternoon, we are in Santa Cruz for the AFF top affiliate gathering (it's invite only). His leg is all bandaged up so I couldnt see how bad it looked, and he was pretty groggy from the pain meds, but looks like he'll be ok. I guess he will post up when he feels better.

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11-09-2009, 07:35 PM

he be aiite

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11-09-2009, 08:20 PM

That shark fucked Boneprone.

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11-09-2009, 08:32 PM

is this for real?

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11-09-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by georgeyw

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11-09-2009, 09:36 PM

There actually was a great white shark attack today in Santa Cruz but it didn't involve BP, and the only casualty was a surfboard bitten in half:

A great white shark has attacked Eric Geiselman (New Smyrna Beach) while he was surfing off Laguna Road, Santa Cruz.

The 21-year-old pro surfer's board was broken in half.

When he felt he was under attack, Geiselman paddled fast to shore, as he was 50 yards from the beach.

Later, the O'Neill Cold Water Classic California, held very close to the shark attack, got an alert call from the Floridian, who was also competing in the event.

Eric Geiselman, his brother and some friends were not injured.

There are 200 species of sharks documented in the area.

This time, fortunately, everyone escaped safe and sound.

Here's another article from the Monterey Herald today:

Great White Shark Puts Scare Into Surfer

Typical AFF BS as usual...

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11-09-2009, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There actually was a great white shark attack today in Santa Cruz but it didn't involve BP, and the only casualty was a surfboard bitten in half:

Here's another article from the Monterey Herald today:

Great White Shark Puts Scare Into Surfer

Typical AFF BS as usual...

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11-10-2009, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by JFK

lucky or what?

Shark attacks around here are fairly rare, although there are occasional sightings, which usually shuts down the beaches for a day or two...

According to these stats, 1926-2008 Map of Shark Attacks, there have been 96 unprovoked attacks, and only eight fatal attacks (with 20 attacks in the Bay area over that nearly 80 year span, and just one fatality - in San Francisco in 1959).

As for the Boneprone attack, sounds like somebody jumped the shark...

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11-10-2009, 02:10 AM

Boneprone drama threads are so '03
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11-10-2009, 05:06 AM

Damn,get well soon BP

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11-10-2009, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

I saw the words: attack/shark/Lars and got excited .....

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11-10-2009, 07:17 AM

this isn't 2003 anymore.
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11-10-2009, 09:35 AM

I think Boneprone's leg bone was prone to being bitten by a shark.

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11-10-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

I bet Boneprone's leg tastes like almond rocca.
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11-13-2009, 08:07 AM

Update: BP, still at the hospital, GFY is blocked there, but he is feeling better. No lawsuits are planned btw ;)

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11-13-2009, 08:16 AM

Yes I called and talked to him on the phone almost everyday since this happend. He had to have some surgery on the tendons that got damaged in his leg. He will be ok. Just a long process and will be there for a while. He has one more surgery planned next week.

He cant post at GFY becasue the internet filters at the hospital are blocking there.
But he is ok. He also mentioned not to believe the rumors that he is going to sue or have some lawsuit. It was posted in AVN or something like that.

He is doing fine, getting better and AFF has been great to him. Lars has been by to visit daily as has Sean. For some reason Sagi his rep has not been allowed to come by for legal reasons which is strange. But he has called and sent gifts. He wanted to say thanks to The President Rob who sent some Pets over to cheer him up. Chris Underwood for sending over $1000.00 in lapdance coupons for Saphires LasVegas for when he gets better and Sagi is rumored to have bumped up his rev share percent payout to what he has been asking for over the years that other top affilates have been getting all along.

Nevertheless he is doing better and had a good time surfing with the pets before this happened.

Some pics from his facebook looks like he is having a blast..
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11-13-2009, 08:18 AM

Him in a teletubby wetsuit getting ready to surf with the Penthouse Pet of The Year Taya Parker.
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11-13-2009, 08:28 AM

Heading over to the Beach with Lars in one of the Cars.

Pierre owner of worldsex and BP.

And the driver Lars.

It looks like they were all having fun surfing.
Even the Pets Sunny And Taya were in the shark infested waters before that accident.

Hell, people say they would give their right leg to be with gals like this.
Looks like BP may have done just that!

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11-13-2009, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by dank

Him in a teletubby wetsuit getting ready to surf with the Penthouse Pet of The Year Taya Parker.

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11-13-2009, 08:49 AM

I hope it's not true

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11-13-2009, 08:50 AM

good thing it seems to have been just a scare
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11-13-2009, 08:53 AM

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11-13-2009, 09:06 PM

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11-13-2009, 09:44 PM

OMFG! To think this could all be another crock of bull AFF publicity stunt...

Other unconfirmed reports are that Lars was actually "the shark", and that in an overzealous moment of gay oral sex, he accidentally bit off Boneprone's dick.

Lars Mapstead is legendary for being a scammer (trace him back and you will see government legal judgement stories about him), and of course, he is well known for helping to bankroll content piracy and other shady practices that have been detrimental to the industry over the past several years.

It appears that Lars Mapstead is all about screwing over anyone he can for a dime. He's basically been in bed with everyone that represents the worst of the adult biz, including the good ol' boys at iBill, Penthouse, et al...

I really hope the Feds finally give Legendary Lars his due, and he is sent away for a long time to the big house, where perhaps he will be gang-raped on a regular basis by even more low-life people than himself (if that is possible), and then he will truly become "legendary" in the way he deserves.

Lars is a bright guy in one way (as in evil genius - since he never figured out how to make money the honest way), but his whole career seems to have been built around ripping off and scamming people...

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11-14-2009, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by dank

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11-14-2009, 05:45 AM

I would bit it.

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Did he died?
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