"The Best Engine"

[BV]

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

[seeandsee]

you got it right

[munki]

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

[CunningStunt]

For a moment there I thought you were going to have a diagram of the Mazda RX7 rotary engine.

This thread needs pics

[Danny B]

vroem vroem!

[CaroMark]

You forgot to mention that it runs on all High-Protein fuel!

[CYF]

They get better gas mileage after marriage, they don't need to fill up as often.

Makes you wonder how many miles were put on your engine before you got it?