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  • quiet
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
    • Sep 2001
    • 25115

    #1

    safe deposit boxes...

    so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

    i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

    maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    Originally posted by quiet
    so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

    i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

    maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...

    not a baller but some ideas none the less....

    some cities allow you to hold documents of real estate holdings but it's smarter to keep them on file with the city

    stock and bond certificates if you have them issued?

    i never thought it was a good place to hide cash...........

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    • CYF
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      • Mar 2009
      • 10973

      #3
      copies of insurance papers for your house and life insurance?
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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        Originally posted by CYF
        copies of insurance papers for your house and life insurance?
        good one
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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115

          #5
          Originally posted by SleazyDream
          not a baller but some ideas none the less....

          some cities allow you to hold documents of real estate holdings but it's smarter to keep them on file with the city

          stock and bond certificates if you have them issued?

          i never thought it was a good place to hide cash...........

          your gfy password?
          yeah the real estate thing i have copies of, but they are on file anyway, so no big deal or reason to.

          yeah, don't think i'd ever actually put money in it, though i guess some people do? and i was just joking about the baller thing (i know, captain obvious).

          gfy password is a must though.
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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          • ContentPimp
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            • Nov 2008
            • 3184

            #6
            I had/have one at TD and i keep cash in it and stock certificates.
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            • Relentless
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              • Aug 2006
              • 5697

              #7
              Years ago I was in the construction industry and we did a substantial amount of work for banks. On one project we were doing major rennovation work on a bank branch in a bad neighborhood. That bank had a vault with safe deposit boxes.

              The door was brought in with a crane because it was so heavy. A couple feet thick, solid metal, five or six different security measures to prevent anyone from being able to open it and all kinds of surveilance gear designed to monitor anyone who went near it. It was the most impressive door I have ever seen anywhere.

              The walls however were plain sheetrock! That's right.... It would take a thief hours, or even days, to get access through that magnificent vault door - but any 12 year old girl was strong enough to shove her first right through the wall into the vault!


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              • Serge Litehead
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 5190

                #8
                probably documents that you don't want ever to catch fire or any other farce major event would be safe in there

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                • kane
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 20684

                  #9
                  I would look at it like this. If it has the room put anything in it that you would not be able to easily replaced if your home ever burned down (or flooded or was just generally destroyed) like maybe a hardcore copy of all your user/pass for different sites/services, backups of software, any kind of documents like car titles or receipts/warranties for large ticket items like bigscreen tvs or anything like that you may have purchased. It doesn't have to be a valueable item, but if it is something that would be a pain in the ass to replace it might be worth putting in it. Hell, I have one and I have about 4 DVDs in it that are nothing but all the music CDs I have bought over the years burned to MP3 and then backed up on the DVDs. If something ever happened to my house replacing them would be time consuming and a in some cases nearly impossible (for out of print stuff)

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67373

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Relentless
                    Years ago I was in the construction industry and we did a substantial amount of work for banks. On one project we were doing major rennovation work on a bank branch in a bad neighborhood. That bank had a vault with safe deposit boxes.

                    The door was brought in with a crane because it was so heavy. A couple feet thick, solid metal, five or six different security measures to prevent anyone from being able to open it and all kinds of surveilance gear designed to monitor anyone who went near it. It was the most impressive door I have ever seen anywhere.

                    The walls however were plain sheetrock! That's right.... It would take a thief hours, or even days, to get access through that magnificent vault door - but any 12 year old girl was strong enough to shove her first right through the wall into the vault!
                    so, if it was only sheetrock, how was the door supported ?
                    Years ago, I used to have some to park jewellery in for periods of time

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                    • MrMaxwell
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 10057

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JFK
                      so, if it was only sheetrock, how was the door supported ?
                      Years ago, I used to have some to park jewellery in for periods of time
                      You know,
                      He's described the united states,
                      And your question is a valid one..

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                      • WiredGuy
                        Pounding Googlebot
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 34512

                        #12
                        Passport, Insurance Docs, Bonds (Canadian Savings Bonds), and a photocopy of all your ids. Some cash as well.
                        WG
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                        • quiet
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 25115

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                          Passport, Insurance Docs, Bonds (Canadian Savings Bonds), and a photocopy of all your ids. Some cash as well.
                          WG
                          id photographs, very good idea. cash, hmm, i dunno.
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                          • starpimps
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 6954

                            #14
                            Originally posted by quiet
                            so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

                            i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

                            maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...

                            i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
                            -your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
                            -multiple passports
                            -at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
                            -cocaine to keep you up and going on the run





                            ...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?
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                            • starpimps
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 6954

                              #15
                              oh..and the box should not be under your name...give a cabby 5k cash to open you one
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                              • quiet
                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 25115

                                #16
                                Originally posted by starpimps
                                i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
                                -your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
                                -multiple passports
                                -at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
                                -cocaine to keep you up and going on the run





                                ...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?
                                lol is that an actual picture of your shit? it depends what you mean by staying. i am not selling (whis for life), but i am leaving for a cheap mexico vacation for the olympics. too much of a fucking gong show.
                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                • WiredGuy
                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 34512

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by quiet
                                  id photographs, very good idea. cash, hmm, i dunno.
                                  In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
                                  WG
                                  I play with Google.

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                                  • quiet
                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 25115

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                    In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
                                    WG
                                    hmm, true enough. but how much? and at that point, how much would it be worth lol? maybe i should buy a couple bricks of gold and put them in there. i'm sure they would stop you at the airport though.
                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                    • starpimps
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 6954

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by quiet
                                      lol is that an actual picture of your shit? it depends what you mean by staying. i am not selling (whis for life), but i am leaving for a cheap mexico vacation for the olympics. too much of a fucking gong show.

                                      hahaha not quite....
                                      id never leave my guns at some bank :P
                                      thats from a movie scene from the bourne identity...

                                      yeah vancouver is going to be an epic mess in jan-feb..have fun in mexico!
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                                      • SleazyDream
                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 41470

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                        In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
                                        WG
                                        if you have to goto a bank to get it - the box would be blocked like the bank account
                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                        • SleazyDream
                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by starpimps
                                          oh..and the box should not be under your name...give a cabby 5k cash to open you one
                                          the cabby will empty it out LOL
                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                          • WiredGuy
                                            Pounding Googlebot
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 34512

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                            if you have to goto a bank to get it - the box would be blocked like the bank account
                                            Hopefully you'd have gotten the cash and passport out before the heat was onto you ;)
                                            WG
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                                            • starpimps
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 6954

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                              Hopefully you'd have gotten the cash and passport out before the heat was onto you ;)
                                              WG
                                              thus; it should not be under your name!


                                              cabby will be shook as fuck to empty it out if some dude gives him 5k in $20 dollar bills
                                              tell him you'll eat his kids if he fucks with you

                                              its a win win really




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                                              • Manowar
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                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 71528

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by starpimps
                                                i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
                                                -your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
                                                -multiple passports
                                                -at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
                                                -cocaine to keep you up and going on the run





                                                ...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?

                                                loooooool

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