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  • marty
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1656

    #1

    Robot Bartender

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?"
  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #2


    Bit below the belt but funny!

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    • John-ACWM
      Work Work Work
      • Nov 2008
      • 20060

      #3
      I liked the robot idea

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      • AssPirate
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 2135

        #4
        Oh God, I think my IQ just dropped further than the bartender robot. I hate to admit it but I didn't get the joke.

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