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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600
    #1

    Half Full or Half Empty?

    Neither.

    It's twice as big as it needs to be.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
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    • bausch
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 3017
      #2
      For me the glass is not even half empty: It is COMPLETELY empty. Completely drained. Not even one drop left. I can't even see the glass actually, the glass has been shattered. There's no glass left.

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        • CunningStunt
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 5594
          #3
          There is no spoon.

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            • Voodoo
              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
              • Sep 2002
              • 10600
              #4
              Originally posted by bausch
              For me the glass is not even half empty: It is COMPLETELY empty. Completely drained. Not even one drop left. I can't even see the glass actually, the glass has been shattered. There's no glass left.
              You're assuming I'm talking about a "Glass". ;-P

              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                • StaceyJo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 8960
                  #5
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                    • Paul Markham
                      Too old to care
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942
                      #6
                      The glass is always half full and waiting to be filled.

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                        • selena
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 7995
                          #7
                          Neither, just the wrong size for the task at hand.
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                            • Martin
                              "Assassins"
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 17277
                              #8
                              If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.

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                                • mineistaken
                                  See signature :)
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 29656
                                  #9
                                  neither or either

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                                    • cherrylula
                                      lol
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 15969
                                      #10
                                      Half full, but we use straws so its easier to drink.

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                                        • HookUPcom
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 1235
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Martin
                                          If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.
                                          Nice...

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                                            • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 816
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                              If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.
                                              Ha ha yeah if my glass is half empty I have already ordered another so there is never a dry spell.


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                                                • michael.kickass
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 11039
                                                  #13
                                                  Always half empty, gotta fill it up all the time!
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                                                    • CrkMStanz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 517
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by selena
                                                      Neither, (the glass is) just the wrong size for the task at hand.

                                                      best response to this quandry EVER, i am totally stealing it

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                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                          Porn Meister
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 16443
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CrkMStanz
                                                          best response to this quandry EVER, i am totally stealing it

                                                          Oh yeah? How about this:

                                                          If her mouth is half full, my balls are half empty.

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                                                            • Chosen
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                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 63151
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                              neither or either

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                                                                • WarChild
                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 17263
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I took your glass and kicked sand in your face.
                                                                  .

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                                                                    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                      I took your glass and kicked sand in your face.
                                                                      I took your sand in my face and jizzed all over the back of your head when you ran away with my decoy glass.

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                                                                        • Jman
                                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22838
                                                                          #19
                                                                          When I eat I feel half full and after a dump half empty...
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