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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

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    A couple weeks ago I saw the movie "Role Models." In it I learned that the reason Starbucks calls their largest coffee size a venti is because venti is Italian for 20, and they are 20 oz drinks. It all makes sense now, and I love learning trivia like that.

    I guess I was talking to my assistant about it and she wondered if Starbucks had trained all their employees of this fact. I made a mental note to ask the next time I went to one.

    When TPF was over goodgirl and I went over to the Starbucks next to the hotel to pick up a couple venti mochas for the drive to Vegas. Since Tempe is a college town, and the barrista appeared to be a coed, I figured she would be the perfect candidate . . . she had to know. Right?

    Me: Do you know why the venti is called a venti:
    Her: I am not sure, I just know it is a Greek word.
    Me: Greek?
    Her: Yes.
    goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.
  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #2
    You can't expect starbucks employees to be that interlectual Baddog



    I wouldn't mind if Venti even sounded greek but it doesn't

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    • martinsc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2005
      • 27047

      #3
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by mobilefun1987
        You can't expect starbucks employees to be that interlectual Baddog



        I wouldn't mind if Venti even sounded greek but it doesn't
        I agree. If I was at a Starbucks that was not hiring college students I probably would not have even asked, but I was a little frightened at the "Greek" response. As you noted, it doesn't even sound Greek.

        Maybe if it was ventiopulous.

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        • RyuLion
          • Mar 2003
          • 32369

          #5

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          • AssPirate
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 2135

            #6
            I talked to one Starbucks employee and she thought Venti was a brand of coffee that Starbucks sells.

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            • Si
              Such Fun!
              • Feb 2008
              • 13900

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              I agree. If I was at a Starbucks that was not hiring college students I probably would not have even asked, but I was a little frightened at the "Greek" response. As you noted, it doesn't even sound Greek.

              Maybe if it was ventiopulous.

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by AssPirate
                I talked to one Starbucks employee and she thought Venti was a brand of coffee that Starbucks sells.

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                • DrChango
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 938

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  A couple weeks ago I saw the movie "Role Models." In it I learned that the reason Starbucks calls their largest coffee size a venti is because venti is Italian for 20, and they are 20 oz drinks. It all makes sense now, and I love learning trivia like that.

                  I guess I was talking to my assistant about it and she wondered if Starbucks had trained all their employees of this fact. I made a mental note to ask the next time I went to one.

                  When TPF was over goodgirl and I went over to the Starbucks next to the hotel to pick up a couple venti mochas for the drive to Vegas. Since Tempe is a college town, and the barrista appeared to be a coed, I figured she would be the perfect candidate . . . she had to know. Right?

                  Me: Do you know why the venti is called a venti:
                  Her: I am not sure, I just know it is a Greek word.
                  Me: Greek?
                  Her: Yes.
                  goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.
                  Not that the U of A is much better, but ASU has a reputation for having legions of clueless folks amongst the student body=(
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                  • Elli
                    Reach for those stars!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 17991

                    #10
                    greek? At least she could have guessed the language right! Sheesh...
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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47882

                      #11
                      "Venti" is actually Latin, close enough
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                      • jmcb420
                        So Fucking Drunk
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2155

                        #12
                        Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
                        "No large. LARGE COFFEE"
                        "Please sir, thats VENTI"
                        "Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
                        "We call it Venti, sir"
                        "But its coffee? large coffee"
                        "Well, yes sir"
                        "Then give me a large coffee"

                        I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.
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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RyuLion
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                          • John-ACWM
                            Work Work Work
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20060

                            #14
                            Funny story.There are a lot of people though that work with something and don't know the history of it

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                            • Double trouble
                              So Fucking What?
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 22251

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RyuLion

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                              • Quagmire
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 6490

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jmcb420
                                Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
                                "No large. LARGE COFFEE"
                                "Please sir, thats VENTI"
                                "Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
                                "We call it Venti, sir"
                                "But its coffee? large coffee"
                                "Well, yes sir"
                                "Then give me a large coffee"

                                I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.
                                Wow, I had near the same experience at that little starbucks booth in the hotel at Miami Internext. I wanted a large coffee, asked for a large coffee and got told they don't have large, they have a venti. To which I replied I don't give a fuck what they want to call it, I just want a large coffee.

                                From that point on I watched them pour it to make sure they didn't spit in it.

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                                • Quentin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 1280

                                  #17
                                  On another Starbucks-related note... I had a good laugh when I found out what they call a coffee with three shots of espresso in it (at the one around the corner from me, at least).

                                  One shot added = a "red eye"
                                  Two shots added = a "black eye"
                                  Three shots added = a "JFK"

                                  Gotta love that.... unless you're a Kennedy, I suppose.

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                                  • KRosh
                                    So Fucking Outlawed
                                    • Nov 2001
                                    • 5114

                                    #18
                                    what pisses me off most is when the barista calls it a Veinte (Spanish for 20) with the Spanish accent.


                                    on the hand everyone should see this little skit about star schmucks coffee.



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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DrChango
                                      Not that the U of A is much better, but ASU has a reputation for having legions of clueless folks amongst the student body=(
                                      who gives a shit.. the girls at asu are fucking HOT...

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                                      • Profits of Doom
                                        Monster Rain
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 4978

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KRosh
                                        what pisses me off most is when the barista calls it a Veinte (Spanish for 20) with the Spanish accent.


                                        on the hand everyone should see this little skit about star schmucks coffee.



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                                        • StuartD
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 29903

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.
                                          Nicely played
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                                          • PornNewz
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 851

                                            #22
                                            did you ask her if she would let you go "Venti"?
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                                            • Deej
                                              I make pixels work
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 24386

                                              #23
                                              starbucks is nasty, when i left the tempe mission palms a kick ass girl that worked there directed me to a dutch bros...

                                              Far better than the bowel churning shit that starbucks puts out.


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                                              • The Seduction of Art
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                                                • Feb 2009
                                                • 416

                                                #24
                                                No wonder Paulie Walnuts was so pissed off with the place.
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                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                  Doin fine
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24984

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jmcb420
                                                  Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
                                                  "No large. LARGE COFFEE"
                                                  "Please sir, thats VENTI"
                                                  "Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
                                                  "We call it Venti, sir"
                                                  "But its coffee? large coffee"
                                                  "Well, yes sir"
                                                  "Then give me a large coffee"

                                                  I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.
                                                  Gimme a liter of cola.. "Do we have liter cola"? Ok need a burger.. and its for a cop.. I need to watch that movie now.. lol

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                                                  • baddog
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by StuartD
                                                    Nicely played
                                                    I about choked laughing when she said that.

                                                    Originally posted by Deej
                                                    starbucks is nasty, when i left the tempe mission palms a kick ass girl that worked there directed me to a dutch bros...

                                                    Far better than the bowel churning shit that starbucks puts out.

                                                    I have to wonder what kind of coffee you are ordering to come up with that.

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                                                    • jmcb420
                                                      So Fucking Drunk
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 2155

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                      Gimme a liter of cola.. "Do we have liter cola"? Ok need a burger.. and its for a cop.. I need to watch that movie now.. lol


                                                      I'll bet he dosen't drink StarBucks.
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