cool: order uranium from amazon

[bobby666]

maybe i should build a small bomb:
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp...f=pd_sbs_hpc_2

would also be a nice gift for my rich aunt

[kmanrox]

you're missing a slightly important step to make a proper WME with uraniam.. enrichment...


i'm rich, so perhaps i can help?

[RevTKS69]

The reviews...OMG

Did you read the customer reviews? Very well written, and funny. The mutant ants guy got my attention and the next two are pretty good as well.

Some of the best writing I've seen on the web lately...lol.

[Libertine]

Did you read the customer reviews? Very well written, and funny. The mutant ants guy got my attention and the next two are pretty good as well.

Some of the best writing I've seen on the web lately...lol.

You should read these reviews: http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0833030477

And, of course, possibly the best review ever written: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60

[seeandsee]

make the nuke cake

[RevTKS69]

...lol

You should read these reviews: http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0833030477

And, of course, possibly the best review ever written: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60

Oh man, those were good...random numbers reviews were a riot, especially the bit about the ones that incremented directly...too funny. I had no idea that reading amazon reviews is probably more entertaining than reading the books they sell. BTW, the uranium reviews go on for some 133 entries, and I don't think there is a legit review in the group and just the few I sampled were funny as hell. I'm wondering if these were all posted during the writer's strike...lol.

[alias]

. ..
And, of course, possibly the best review ever written: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60

Awesome!

[spunky99]

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-...011417&sr=1-14

there's a few people on here who probably have this

[CaptainHowdy]

I'll take 2!

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-...011417&sr=1-14

there's a few people on here who probably have this

i built my own

[Iron Fist]

And, of course, possibly the best review ever written: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60

That was fucking awesome.... full of win.

I would HATE for Amazon to remove it, so i'm going to repost it here as well

6,099 of 6,196 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette
Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.

[Kard63]

Did you read the customer reviews? Very well written, and funny. The mutant ants guy got my attention and the next two are pretty good as well.

Some of the best writing I've seen on the web lately...lol.

Those are fucking hilarious!