im already on edge from, no drinking , smoking caffeine now since Christmas.
been trying to get healthy. today, I decided to walk my dog downtown. I hit up some new "smoothie" joints. no dogs allowed, real pricks about it. I was feeling a little pissed off but no big deal. I can't leave the dog outside because he's not trained to sit out by himself ... so the last place I goto I'm talking to the girl about dog hate while I stand outside. she came outside petted my dog got my atm card. we were hitting it off great. then this prick decided to walk in the middle of us. My dog jumps up in his direction ( he usually does this and licks you ) I pulled my dog back and he mutters, "keep your fuckin dog off me" or something and walks in the shop.
I told him "relax dude" . Then he walks back up to me like he's going to sock me. "Who me relax?" I told him to step back away from me. He still wants to stand there telling me he's going to call the cops .... blah blah blah . My dog jumped on him ... blah blah blah. "Control your dog". We had a really colorful conversation until I split. ...damn I've been at gfy too long reading this shit because I let him have it
I think now that's what this fucker wanted .
Then I look back and he's standing there looking at me with his cell phone. I walked back and asked him did you call the police yet? Can I talk to them too ? Then he starts walking around with his hand in his back pants like he's got a weapon or something.... jesus fucking shit I just wanted to take my dog out. whats up with all the dog hat fuck ...
been trying to get healthy. today, I decided to walk my dog downtown. I hit up some new "smoothie" joints. no dogs allowed, real pricks about it. I was feeling a little pissed off but no big deal. I can't leave the dog outside because he's not trained to sit out by himself ... so the last place I goto I'm talking to the girl about dog hate while I stand outside. she came outside petted my dog got my atm card. we were hitting it off great. then this prick decided to walk in the middle of us. My dog jumps up in his direction ( he usually does this and licks you ) I pulled my dog back and he mutters, "keep your fuckin dog off me" or something and walks in the shop.
I told him "relax dude" . Then he walks back up to me like he's going to sock me. "Who me relax?" I told him to step back away from me. He still wants to stand there telling me he's going to call the cops .... blah blah blah . My dog jumped on him ... blah blah blah. "Control your dog". We had a really colorful conversation until I split. ...damn I've been at gfy too long reading this shit because I let him have it
I think now that's what this fucker wanted .Then I look back and he's standing there looking at me with his cell phone. I walked back and asked him did you call the police yet? Can I talk to them too ? Then he starts walking around with his hand in his back pants like he's got a weapon or something.... jesus fucking shit I just wanted to take my dog out. whats up with all the dog hat fuck ...
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