AlienQ: Step Inside

[Barefootsies]

I am not busting your balls here man, but you seem really down.

You have been around a long time, and you have had your successes in L.A. with your music madness. From content, to design work, and your other online shit...

why so serious?

[polish_aristocrat]

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Fuck the haters AlienQ, they are all worthless pieces of shit anyway. Do what you gotta do, keep on trucking.

[TeenCat]

[collegeboobies]

dudes nuts

[Barefootsies]

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You ever wake up in the morning and just wish you could start over?
Ever think that if you just did "one" thing differently... Everything in your life would have been entirelly better?

If you had only shook this persons hand or took up that long lost stripper up on her idea for you to create that website for her back in 95? WHAT IF that A&R guy liked my Demo? WHat if I had just chased music for the rest of my life and signed with that one band that got semi famous and just IF I were there it would have been world famous? All instead of Porn? Maybe I should have taken that promotion, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut when helping that someone. Maybe I should have just been a studio musician instead of all of this?

What if... The big mother fucker of all questions in Life. WHAT IF?

I have had alot to reflect on as of late. My life is getting shorter with each day and I use my days wasting away for nothing. I have peace and quiet, to much peace, to much quiet.

I am 36 now and alot of memories bother me I could have an entirelly different life yet I chose this.

For nothing.

You are fucking right I am bitter and angry and I got good reason to be.
I wasted my life in porn working for people that hate me.

[Agent 488]

who gives a fuck what other people think.

start doing what you want now.

[Barefootsies]

You ever wake up in the morning and just wish you could start over?
Ever think that if you just did "one" thing differently... Everything in your life would have been entirelly better?

If you had only shook this persons hand or took up that long lost stripper up on her idea for you to create that website for her back in 95? WHAT IF that A&R guy liked my Demo? WHat if I had just chased music for the rest of my life instead of Porn? Maybe I should have taken that promotion, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut when helping that someone. Maybe I should have just been a studio musician instead of all of this?

What if... The big mother fucker of all questions in Life. WHAT IF?

I have had alot to reflect on as of late. My life is getting shorter with each day and I use my days wasting away for nothing. I have peace and quiet, to much peace, to much quiet.

I am 36 now and alot of memories bother me I could have an entirelly different life yet I chose this.

For nothing.

You are fucking right I am bitter and angry and I got good reason to be.
I wasted my life in porn working for people that hate me.

Wow. I am sorry man.

I did not know you and I were the same age. I guess I always thought you were a younger chap. Almost sounds like a midlife crisis.

I have overcome a lot to get to where I am now man. You can do it as well. I can assure you that I had a hard road to get to where I am. But I am hungry, and I wanted it. People did not believe in me. Yet here I am.

I could go on and on, but I really just wanted to see what was up with you. A dude with some mad skills, yet still bummed all the time. Since you are a coder, why not make a mint on your own ingenuous?

[Ozarkz]

Since you are a coder, why not make a mint on your own ingenuous?

He's not a coder. He has never been successful at anything he has done. He just lies to make people think he has had success here and there.

[WarChild]

Alien, you and I have gone at it many times over the years. That aside, I don't really think you're a bad guy.

In all seriousness, life is what you make of it. You can't change other people, no matter how hard you try. The only person you can change is yourself.

You're 36. That's 29 more years of career before most people can retire at 65. That's a long time man. Maybe it's time for you to make a clean break all together from porn. Life's too short not to chase your dreams and it won't get any easier later on.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Dude...

The fuck with porn.
I Everyone and thier fucking mother is a designer these days, it does not take much skill especially if you work in Adult. I wouldnt dare open up a business, Adult Media is so pervasive it makes no sense to try and make money in it as a business other than "Services" for those that are going for that run.

I and I mean Run as in Long Shot. A FUCKING LONG SHOT. I done the math, I know what a new business guy has to contend with, I know what they are up against.

Almost every fucking play has been made in this business online both Legit and non-legit. No one is going to come up with something so off the hook it brings in a new wave of wonder to the masses. It's not going to happen.

I do enjoy designing dont get me wrong on that, its a love hate thing for me and sadly the onyl way I can make ends meet and even that skill is becomming useless, again anyone can own photoshop and make a tour.

I know I know...

SOme young fuck kid is going to spout off some stupid shit thinking they know better, LOL! Well I wait...

Because so far of all those little dipshit "I know more than you" people have never made it big in this business. I have not known any to come forward and say SEE!! I MADE iT!

Ya know why? Because I know the odd's.

[Barefootsies]

Dude...

Almost every fucking play has been made in this business online both Legit and non-legit. No one is going to come up with something so off the hook it brings in a new wave of wonder to the masses. It's not going to happen.

Not true nig. I can think of EASILY a half dozen to dozen micro niches that have little to no content, and you can make a killing. Some with next to no real quality competition. I do not do them myself because there is only so much content I can shoot as a small operation. I would need a partner, or more help that could shoot it all. Right now it's hard enough balancing all the work.

There is plenty of money to me man hoss. You just seem like you've given up on life BRO.

[quantum-x]

Dude...

The fuck with porn.
I Everyone and thier fucking mother is a designer these days, it does not take much skill especially if you work in Adult. I wouldnt dare open up a business, Adult Media is so pervasive it makes no sense to try and make money in it as a business other than "Services" for those that are going for that run.

I and I mean Run as in Long Shot. A FUCKING LONG SHOT. I done the math, I know what a new business guy has to contend with, I know what they are up against.

Almost every fucking play has been made in this business online both Legit and non-legit. No one is going to come up with something so off the hook it brings in a new wave of wonder to the masses. It's not going to happen.

I do enjoy designing dont get me wrong on that, its a love hate thing for me and sadly the onyl way I can make ends meet and even that skill is becomming useless, again anyone can own photoshop and make a tour.

I watch you from the sidelines with a mixture of bemusement and interest.
Honestly, it sounds like the only reason you stay here is because you don't know what else to do. That's a shit reason to stay anywhere.

Dwelling on past regrets is the biggest waste of time, ever. Get off your arse, and make something of yourself. The only way you're going to prove to the 'haters', and to yourself for that matter, that you're worth a shit is to do something..

Don't bitch, don't post, don't complain. Just fucking do it. Up and leave. Remember what it felt like at 20 years old to take chances and make changes.
Just - fucking - do it.

[Brujah]

You ever wake up in the morning and just wish you could start over?
Ever think that if you just did "one" thing differently... Everything in your life would have been entirelly better?

If you had only shook this persons hand or took up that long lost stripper up on her idea for you to create that website for her back in 95? WHAT IF that A&R guy liked my Demo? WHat if I had just chased music for the rest of my life and signed with that one band that got semi famous and just IF I were there it would have been world famous? All instead of Porn? Maybe I should have taken that promotion, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut when helping that someone. Maybe I should have just been a studio musician instead of all of this?

What if... The big mother fucker of all questions in Life. WHAT IF?

I have had alot to reflect on as of late. My life is getting shorter with each day and I use my days wasting away for nothing. I have peace and quiet, to much peace, to much quiet.

I am 36 now and alot of memories bother me I could have an entirelly different life yet I chose this.

For nothing.

You are fucking right I am bitter and angry and I got good reason to be.
I wasted my life in porn working for people that hate me.

Take that feeling, and use it to prevent you from looking back when you are 46 and repeating the same mistakes. Stop dwelling on the past 10 years and get the next 10 years in order.

[Ozarkz]

AlienQ blames everyone else for his lack of success in adult. Mean while everyone around him was able to make money. AlienQ didn't want to keep up with current internet technology, he didn't want to advance his skills and he got left behind.

[Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You ever wake up in the morning and just wish you could start over?
Ever think that if you just did "one" thing differently... Everything in your life would have been entirelly better?

If you had only shook this persons hand or took up that long lost stripper up on her idea for you to create that website for her back in 95? WHAT IF that A&R guy liked my Demo? WHat if I had just chased music for the rest of my life and signed with that one band that got semi famous and just IF I were there it would have been world famous? All instead of Porn? Maybe I should have taken that promotion, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut when helping that someone. Maybe I should have just been a studio musician instead of all of this?

What if... The big mother fucker of all questions in Life. WHAT IF?

I have had alot to reflect on as of late. My life is getting shorter with each day and I use my days wasting away for nothing. I have peace and quiet, to much peace, to much quiet.

I am 36 now and alot of memories bother me I could have an entirelly different life yet I chose this.

For nothing.

You are fucking right I am bitter and angry and I got good reason to be.
I wasted my life in porn working for people that hate me.

Pathetic loser.

[itto]

You ever wake up in the morning and just wish you could start over?

branch out into mainstream design - it's a lot easier than you might think.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Thanks Warchild and BareFootsies.

I'll keep moving along and doing what I do.

Just hope I can keep creative enough in design to stay competitive, and even that as of late is fading.

[DeanCapture]

..... again anyone can own photoshop and make a tour.

Anyone can own photoshop and make a tour...true. Anyone can take pictures too! Anyone can shoot & edit video. Anyone can...anyone can...anyone can. That frame of mind will never allow you to get where you want to go.

Here's a few things to keep in mind Alien.

1). You don't need a lot of clients to make a decent living. A couple of good clients will do the trick. A couple of good clients that you can take good care of...and that will take good care of you. Designers are everywhere....I've worked with a bunch of them but one of things I keep bumping in to with designers has nothing to do with their creative attributes, but has more to do with their servicing or "following through" attributes. I've hired a handful of designers and a few video editors this past year and the majority of them never met their deadlines. They would tell me that they would have something in a few days and a week later I'm still waiting. You want to set yourself apart from the crowd? You just need two things. Good creative skills and a knack for getting shit done on time. You want people to give you a try? Start promoting the fact that their design will be ready on time....or it's free. That'll give people an incentive to work with you.

2). See #1

[Barefootsies]

I watch you from the sidelines with a mixture of bemusement and interest.
Honestly, it sounds like the only reason you stay here is because you don't know what else to do. That's a shit reason to stay anywhere.

Dwelling on past regrets is the biggest waste of time, ever. Get off your arse, and make something of yourself. The only way you're going to prove to the 'haters', and to yourself for that matter, that you're worth a shit is to do something..

Don't bitch, don't post, don't complain. Just fucking do it. Up and leave. Remember what it felt like at 20 years old to take chances and make changes.
Just - fucking - do it.

True dat shit, and good advise!

After college, while working online part time. I worked in telco full time. I made good money, but I could not stand it. I was union, then management, then changed companies, and they started moving to micro management, and I left to start my own company.

I had my celebrity site making me some coin, and some other online ventures as well. So I was not going out completely on the hook. But it was a rough road the first few years. 18 hour days, 7 days a week until I hit my groove and have been rocking since. I also went though 10 years of drinking myself into oblivion because I was unhappy with my life, work, and so forth.

All that changed, and I wanted to be self employed. I wanted to live and die on my own sword. I wanted to never work for anyone again. Rise and fall at my own times. Live by my own rules. That was motivation enough for me.

I have had many many failures. However I have many more successes now. For all the ball busting I take from the board trolls. I could give a shit. I make some nice money on the content, the consulting, the ad network, and so forth. Regardless that most read the negative, it just gives me more press and people contact me on ICQ about business.

It affords me a lot of luxeries in remodling my house, working on some new projects, and so forth. So is it worth it? I mean, taking bullshit on the message boards? Yep.

I am not here to argue. I am not here to be your pal. I am here to do business. I am busy working my nut on the forums to make that coin. I do not care if someone doesn't like my ideas, think they are stupid, or whatever. I know what works. I would not offer my service, or guarantees if they didn't.

In the end... you only have to face yourself in the mirror BRO.

[Ozarkz]

Thanks Warchild and BareFootsies.

I'll keep moving along and doing what I do.

Just hope I can keep creative enough in design to stay competitive, and even that as of late is fading.

Have you found a programmer to work with? You can do the photoshop and he/she can do the code?

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

He's not a coder. He has never been successful at anything he has done. He just lies to make people think he has had success here and there.

AlienQ blames everyone else for his lack of success in adult. Mean while everyone around him was able to make money. AlienQ didn't want to keep up with current internet technology, he didn't want to advance his skills and he got left behind.

Who the fuck are you? and what the fuck do you know about AlienQ or anyone here for that matter? You just registered this month and you run around here thinking you know everything about everyone on the board and give your two cents. Why don't you shut the fuck up about AlienQ and his skills and worry about getting your post count up so you can make that $20/mo for selling your signature.

[potter]

Fuck the haters AlienQ, they are all worthless pieces of shit anyway. Do what you gotta do, keep on trucking.

hahahaha pot. meet kettle

[potter]

Who the fuck are you? and what the fuck do you know about AlienQ or anyone here for that matter? You just registered this month and you run around here thinking you know everything about everyone on the board and give your two cents. Why don't you shut the fuck up about AlienQ and his skills and worry about getting your post count up so you can make that $20/mo for selling your signature.

pot. meet kettle AGAIN

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

hahahaha pot. meet kettle

Hi Brian, nobody here is looking for overly expensive shitty designs, move onto the next thread.

[Ozarkz]

Who the fuck are you? and what the fuck do you know about AlienQ or anyone here for that matter? You just registered this month and you run around here thinking you know everything about everyone on the board and give your two cents. Why don't you shut the fuck up about AlienQ and his skills and worry about getting your post count up so you can make that $20/mo for selling your signature.

What the fuck? Why do you have such a big mouth? See Josh people actually LIKE AlienQ that's why we may flame him but we still want to help him.. It's like Chef Ramsey yelling at his chefs.

but you.. You're just a little prick who has no room to be calling ANYONE out.

[potter]

Hi Brian, nobody here is looking for overly expensive shitty designs, move onto the next thread.

lol.. I give you six months.

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

What the fuck? Why do you have such a big mouth? See Josh people actually LIKE AlienQ that's why we may flame him but we still want to help him.. It's like Chef Ramsey yelling at his chefs.

but you.. You're just a little prick who has no room to be calling ANYONE out.

So who's fake nick are you?

You see I do like AlienQ and have talked to him personally many times and he's a great guy. But with board trolls like you who rag on him constantly trying to get him going, is one big reason why he had his meltdown. It's like the popular jock kids picking on the skinny nerdy kid in highschool, except you're not popular or a jock, you're a worthless piece of shit.

lol.. I give you six months.

Need me to go through your last 10 threads and bump those 4 of you attempting to sell your shitty designs for $3,000 and everyone laughing at you, in hopes that you could actually get them sold?

[pixovore]

Alien Q Definetely has great graphic design skills.
He recently made an awesome Vintage design for us.
I just hope he gets back to us and delivers it because I love it.

Cheers

[Ozarkz]

So who's fake nick are you?

Yours. I'm you. Why do I have to be a fake nick? The world turns outside of GFY.

You see I do like AlienQ and have talked to him personally many times and he's a great guy. But with board trolls like you who rag on him constantly trying to get him going, is one big reason why he had his meltdown. It's like the popular jock kids picking on the skinny nerdy kid in highschool, except you're not popular or a jock, you're a worthless piece of shit.

Josh, You have it all wrong! I genuinely care about AlienQ. I've known him for years on and offline. I've told him over and over and over again what he needs to do to be competitive as a designer in adult or mainstream and he just won't listen. He just wants to blame others. He is right. 100% always right about everything even when he's wrong.

[Juicy D. Links]

my dad is a gaylord

[tony286]

man let the coulda's shoulda's go.
But I got one for you, this was in the eighties during the recession. Lost my car job and Im working in a tittie bar banging a hot dancer.That I cant figure for the life of me why she is fucking me on a nightly basis. Got this customer he is a chef owns two restaurants, I was always nice to him.
One night he comes in its a slow night. He looks at me hard and says Anthony what plans do you have for your life? Im young and stupid I say takin it one day at a time having fun. He looks at me and says Anthony you are a good kid, Im going to offer you a opportunity.
Leave this shit hole and come work for me. Im opening a seafood restaurant. What I will offer you is two years of hard work and the equivalent of a culinary school education.At the end of those 2 yrs I will hand you the keys and you will be the owner of the restaurant.We will set up a monthly payment til its all yours. And I said no I would rather be here. Youth is wasted on the young. lol

[Ozarkz]

I wouldn't mind being a successful seafood chef. But that is a lot harder work than I do now.

[Barefootsies]

Youth is wasted on the young. lol

[Libertine]

What I would do if I were AlienQ...


Keep doing designs in adult

Obviously, a man has to eat.


Set up mainstream design company/site

Because mainstream pays better than adult. Especially once you establish a reputation, and start doing development work for corporations and NGOs.


Start a blog with tips on web design

Use it to generate income both from advertising and from promotion of your mainstream design site. At the start, it will be just a blog, later on it should develop into a full-fledged site (including static guides), and even later a community (including a forum at the very least).


Give away freebies

Use them to promote the blog and your mainstream design company. Develop several WP themes, a bunch of customizable logos, maybe an icon set or two.


Work like a crazy guy, instead of ranting like one

Because 5 years from now, you want your income to be in the mid six figures.

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Yours. I'm you. Why do I have to be a fake nick? The world turns outside of GFY.

For registering this month you sure seem to know a lot about GFY and it's users.. Either you're a fake nick, or you spent a good fucking portion of your time reading every possible thread you could.

Josh, You have it all wrong! I genuinely care about AlienQ. I've known him for years on and offline. I've told him over and over and over again what he needs to do to be competitive as a designer in adult or mainstream and he just won't listen. He just wants to blame others. He is right. 100% always right about everything even when he's wrong.

If you genuinely care about AlienQ then why do you berate him on the boards and do nothing but try to put him down? If I knew him in person I'd be doing all I could to help him out of his rut and make him feel better about himself, not kick him while he's down.

[Barefootsies]

What I would do if I were AlienQ...


Keep doing designs in adult

Obviously, a man has to eat.


Set up mainstream design company/site

Because mainstream pays better than adult. Especially once you establish a reputation, and start doing development work for corporations and NGOs.


Start a blog with tips on web design

Use it to generate income both from advertising and from promotion of your mainstream design site. At the start, it will be just a blog, later on it should develop into a full-fledged site (including static guides), and even later a community (including a forum at the very least).


Give away freebies

Use them to promote the blog and your mainstream design company. Develop several WP themes, a bunch of customizable logos, maybe an icon set or two.


Work like a crazy guy, instead of ranting like one

Because 5 years from now, you want your income to be in the mid six figures.

two more

Keep strong opinions to yourself. You do not get paid to win arguments on message boards. Pick your battles.

Keep your chin up. No matter what you think, or anyone says. There is always someone out there worse. Ask the homeless person, or the next dude holding a sign if they will trade places with you.

[Ozarkz]

For registering this month you sure seem to know a lot about GFY and it's users.. Either you're a fake nick, or you spent a good fucking portion of your time reading every possible thread you could.

Yes, Ofcourse I have spent a good fucking portion of my time reading every possible thread I could find. Haven't you?

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Yes, Ofcourse I have spent a good fucking portion of my time reading every possible thread I could find. Haven't you?

Nope, I've been here long enough to learn people over the times. So that puts me to the conclusion you're a fake nick.

[Libertine]

two more

Keep strong opinions to yourself. You do not get paid to win arguments on message boards. Pick your battles.

Keep your chin up. No matter what you think, or anyone says. There is always someone out there worse. Ask the homeless person, or the next dude holding a sign if they will trade places with you.

Those are good, although the first only applies if you depend on a place for work or rep.

Also, here's one more:

Learn a CMS or two

And maybe get certifications to go along with it. Wordpress and Joomla are good for building popularity, Drupal is good for generating an income, eZ Publish is good for vastly overcharging corporate and government clients.

[Ozarkz]

Nope, I've been here long enough to learn people over the times. So that puts me to the conclusion you're a fake nick.

Ok.

[CyberHustler]

I'd hit it...

[GAMEFINEST]

what up aye?

[potter]

Need me to go through your last 10 threads and bump those 4 of you attempting to sell your shitty designs for $3,000 and everyone laughing at you, in hopes that you could actually get them sold?

Ok, maybe not six months. I might have given you too much time with six months. Seems you could really have a break down again way too easily.

I'm going to say three months.

[JaneB]

Nope, I've been here long enough to learn people over the times. So that puts me to the conclusion you're a fake nick.

He has to be a fake nick. He knows way to much shit to have just signed up. Then again he claims to be a webmaster to the stars yet has no link on his profile and no sig. Could just be a surfer wanting to play.

[Barefootsies]

Those are good, although the first only applies if you depend on a place for work or rep.

Also, here's one more:

Learn a CMS or two

And maybe get certifications to go along with it. Wordpress and Joomla are good for building popularity, Drupal is good for generating an income, eZ Publish is good for vastly overcharging corporate and government clients.

Also very good tips. Especially when you are a designer!

[Ethersync]

Alien, your mindset is all wrong.

Do not focus on what you do not like about your life. Focus on what you want your life to be like.

How much money do you want to earn per month/year?

What is your ideal profession?

What would be your ideal day?

If you let your negativity consume you then you will just get more of it...

[The Duck]

You cant live your life wondering what if, there is only now and the only way to live is in the moment you are experiencing right now and making your plans forward from this exact point in time.

[DamageX]

AlienQ has had successes? I thought his only success was to be a constant failure...