After two educational years in the online adult industry as a freelance web developer and affiliate marketer, I'm ready for a full-time position with a company that requires a multi-talented employee that's eager to contribute to existing or planned ventures. Instead of long blocks of text, I've opted to organize this post as an FAQ.
Why are you posting this on Christmas of all days?
I am online and working just about every single day, holidays included, and I'm certain that there are employers who would appreciate that caliber of dedication.
What relevant skills do you possess?
I have excellent communication skills, both written and oral, that allow me to quickly and effectively handle support issues, create reports or presentations that are easy to understand, and construct promotional text for applications such as product reviews and announcements. I can also program at a junior-developer level using PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. With XHTML and CSS, I can construct table-less layouts that are W3C valid and cross-browser compatible. Although I don't have a strong background in creating graphics, I have an intermediate-level command of Photoshop. I also have experience using and modifying open-source PHP web applications like Wordpress.
Can I see samples of your work?
Of course! My contact information is at the end of this post and I'd be more than happy to show you whatever you'd like to see.
What niches are you comfortable working with?
I'm pretty comfortable with all niches, excluding the more extreme stuff like urophilia and coprophilia.
When will you be available to start?
As soon as you'd like me to.
How can I get in touch with you?
My email address is [email protected] and my ICQ number is 418194907. I usually come online at around 8 or 9 am and stay online into the late night.
I don't want to hire you, but I want to troll your thread. Can I?
Sure, just as long as you keep it bumped.
Thanks for reading, and I hope to speak with you soon!
Why are you posting this on Christmas of all days?
I am online and working just about every single day, holidays included, and I'm certain that there are employers who would appreciate that caliber of dedication.
What relevant skills do you possess?
I have excellent communication skills, both written and oral, that allow me to quickly and effectively handle support issues, create reports or presentations that are easy to understand, and construct promotional text for applications such as product reviews and announcements. I can also program at a junior-developer level using PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. With XHTML and CSS, I can construct table-less layouts that are W3C valid and cross-browser compatible. Although I don't have a strong background in creating graphics, I have an intermediate-level command of Photoshop. I also have experience using and modifying open-source PHP web applications like Wordpress.
Can I see samples of your work?
Of course! My contact information is at the end of this post and I'd be more than happy to show you whatever you'd like to see.
What niches are you comfortable working with?
I'm pretty comfortable with all niches, excluding the more extreme stuff like urophilia and coprophilia.
When will you be available to start?
As soon as you'd like me to.
How can I get in touch with you?
My email address is [email protected] and my ICQ number is 418194907. I usually come online at around 8 or 9 am and stay online into the late night.
I don't want to hire you, but I want to troll your thread. Can I?
Sure, just as long as you keep it bumped.
Thanks for reading, and I hope to speak with you soon!
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