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  • DeanCapture
    Haters & Trolls SUCK!
    • Dec 2002
    • 9275

    #1

    Dear Playboy.com :::

    Dear Playboy.com,

    ...today I am cancelling my subscription to your website. I've used it primarily over the years as study material. Arny Freytag & Stephen Wayda are 2 of your best photographers - it's a pity you don't utilize them more. Instead, you resort to using guys who can barely shoot their way out of a paperbag. Today I logged into to find this. Honestly, is this the best that you can do? I can find crap like this anywhere - why do I need a subscription to Playboy.com for this?

    No wonder you guys are heading down the shitter, you've forgotten what quality meant! If I want to see amateur photography, I'll join an amateur website. I joined Playboy to see the best... of the best...of the best - and this is what you give me?

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  • CaptainHowdy
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    • Dec 2004
    • 94735

    #2
    Ouch, that's gotta hurt ...

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    • JamesK
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      • Jun 2002
      • 16731

      #3
      That's some weak shit fo sho
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      • JFK
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        • Jan 2002
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        #4
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        • Malicious Biz
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 4575

          #5
          Welp, See ya later again. :P

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          • Machete_
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            • Oct 2002
            • 14579

            #6
            The person completed the course in "artistic myspace self-shot positions"

            you cant even tell how the girl look. The face is fucked up and the tits is hanging like something on a cow

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            • Eric
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2000
              • 8818

              #7
              Originally posted by Malicious Biz
              Welp, See ya later again. :P
              Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

              We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
              No One

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              • Deej
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                • Jun 2005
                • 24386

                #8
                Farewell Dean - Send us postcards

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                • Malicious Biz
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4575

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eric
                  Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                  We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                  Sounds Awesome!

                  BRB Starting a playboy call out thread. Hehe.

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                  • Deej
                    I make pixels work
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 24386

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eric
                    Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                    We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                    Srsly? no more deleted threads and censorship??

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      hey dean i have two question for you im wondering....
                      first do you take pictures if RAW or in JPEG?
                      second do you use a color card for each set?


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                      • JFK
                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67373

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Eric
                        Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                        We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                        Excellent, NICE to hear

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                        • sicone
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 18453

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eric
                          Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                          We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                          Good shit to hear

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eric
                            Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                            We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                            Kudos to you Eric.

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                            • Machete_
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 14579

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eric
                              Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                              We are under a new regime! Free speech is back

                              So you are saying Franck will be unbanned?

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                              • AmeliaG
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                                • Jan 2003
                                • 10663

                                #16
                                That shot is a lil special in composition and could be retouched better, but Playboy has some galleries of that same girl where she looks totally hot.
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                                • Daddy Big Nuts
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                                  • Mar 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Eric
                                  Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                                  We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
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                                  • RedShoe
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                                    • Feb 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Dean.. before you get banned again... Wait Eric sad we could say anything?

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                                    • DeanCapture
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                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 9275

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                      hey dean i have two question for you im wondering....
                                      first do you take pictures if RAW or in JPEG?
                                      second do you use a color card for each set?
                                      I shoot everything in raw and process in photoshop and yes, I use a color chart at the beginning of each set
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                                      • MaDalton
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                                        • Feb 2004
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Eric
                                        Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                                        We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
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                                        • babymaker
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4751

                                          #21
                                          Damn! She looks like a crack whore....is that really playboy WTF

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                                          • tony299
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 57021

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RedShoe
                                            Dean.. before you get banned again... Wait Eric sad we could say anything?

                                            FUCK JUPITER HOSTING!!
                                            FUCK PLAYBOY!!!
                                            FUCK GFY's SHIT EXCUSE FOR A SEARCH TOOL!!!

                                            OOOOHHH MMYYY GOODD THAT FELT GOOD!!!!!!!!
                                            you made me lose it.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Playboy reads GFY or did you actually send it to someone that may care?

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                                              • Emma
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                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                #24
                                                that's gotta hurt

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                                                • DeanCapture
                                                  Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 9275

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Playboy reads GFY or did you actually send it to someone that may care?
                                                  I sent it to some folks at Playboy.com..... but who knows if they care or not? If they really cared, it would have been taken care of by now. When you see this level of neglect, you can't imagine that someone actually cares. But like Eric and I discussed one time, this is the corporate world and trying to get anything done in a corporate world can sometimes take forever and be a pain in the ass!
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                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 24433

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                    I shoot everything in raw and process in photoshop and yes, I use a color chart at the beginning of each set
                                                    good to hear... post some of your work please


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                                                    • Deej
                                                      I make pixels work
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 24386

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                      good to hear... post some of your work please
                                                      Yea!!! Who is this guy talking down on playboy!?!?!

                                                      Post your work noob!!!!

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                                                      • MrDeiz
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                                                        #28
                                                        DeanCapture just leaved visitors message into your profile ;)
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                                                        • munki
                                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 13393

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tony404
                                                          you made me lose it.
                                                          Coffee all over my keyboard...

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                                                          • notime
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 8025

                                                            #30
                                                            Thumbs up for Eric & free speech!

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                                                            • todhunter
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                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 152

                                                              #31
                                                              I think it's the model, myself. I don't think she's Playboy material.

                                                              Worse, she's "Coed of the Week." If there's anyplace on Planet Playboy you would expect to see fresh-faced girls next door, that would be it.

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                                                              • stickyfingerz
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                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                • 24984

                                                                #32
                                                                I have a penis, girls have a vagina..

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                                                                • pornguy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 62912

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                  I have a penis, girls have a vagina..
                                                                  You sure about that?
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                                                                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 11190

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Not to pour fuel to the fire, but this is one of his newest girlfriends.

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                                                                    • JohnV
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 928

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Eric
                                                                      Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                                                                      We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
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                                                                      • Eric
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                                                                        • Dec 2000
                                                                        • 8818

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                                        Playboy reads GFY or did you actually send it to someone that may care?
                                                                        I did
                                                                        No One

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                                                                        • Eric
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2000
                                                                          • 8818

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                                          Srsly? no more deleted threads and censorship??
                                                                          I don't want to hijack Dean's thread, but you guys will be seeing a revised way of doing things around here effective Jan 1. There will be a full announcement and listing of how these items will be handled.

                                                                          Carry on
                                                                          No One

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                                                                          • ladida
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 2179

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I see nothing wrong with the picture, not sure what you people are trippin' over. I've seen 100 of you post "fucking hot" on absolutelly horrible girls, but this one is suddenly bad? Bandwagon whores i say. The pose the picture is in may not be the most usuall one, but it's most likelly a part of a serie of shots, and having constantly same poses, on same couches and chairs in same clothes gets a little old. Otherwise, picture clarity and color is one of the better ones posted around.
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                                                                            • Sly
                                                                              Let's do some business!
                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                              • 31376

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I think that she is "hot" in some sense but she has a pierced lip... nothing against pierced lips, but when I think of Playboy material I think of off the chart babes that are basically flawless... that sexy American history teacher you had in 10th grade. Something mysterious, something taboo... this isn't really either.

                                                                              I don't know man... at some point it seems that companies decide to take the Money and run. Throw all of their key ingredients out the window. Use cheaper versions of chocolate. Offer up PBR instead of a nice import. Drive around in a civic instead of a Porsche.

                                                                              I don't get it. Why do successful companies become complacent? Why do they lose their vision?
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                                                                              • Kudles
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                                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Well at least your honest
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                                                                                • gooddomains
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 10127

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i'd hit them any time

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                                                                                  • stickyfingerz
                                                                                    Doin fine
                                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                                    • 24984

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                    You sure about that?
                                                                                    Sigh mostly sure.

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                                                                                    • Deej
                                                                                      I make pixels work
                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                      • 24386

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Eric
                                                                                      I don't want to hijack Dean's thread, but you guys will be seeing a revised way of doing things around here effective Jan 1. There will be a full announcement and listing of how these items will be handled.

                                                                                      Carry on
                                                                                      cool - awaiting announcements


                                                                                      annnnd - congrats on 7k posts

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                                                                                      • DeanCapture
                                                                                        Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 9275

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        And while I'm at it - let me say a few words about the quality of the video on Playboy.com. As someone who has been investing heavily in HD camera gear, HD post-production and HD education in general, I can't believe some of the stuff I'm seeing on Playboy.com. The colors are flat and the contrast is flat. It's like they captured the footage to the computer and threw it right up on the site...with little to no regard for color correcting or enhancing the footage. My CaptureGirls HD footage looks 20 times better then most of the footage on Playboy.com and I'm a one-man operation. I shoot it, edit it, color correct it and enhance it all myself. Does it take money? No! It simply takes having pride in your work...that's all! If I can do this - surely Playboy can do this!

                                                                                        By the way, I'm available for consultations if Playboy needs my services My clients don't do business with me because I'm cheap.....they do business with me because I have an eye for quality and I take pride in my work. This is something that seems to be sorely lacking with my friends at Playboy.com

                                                                                        Eric, is there anyone you can forward this thread to that gives a damn about the quality of the content on Playboy.com?
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                                                                                        • johnuno11
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                                                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                                                          • 692

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                                                          And while I'm at it - let me say a few words about the quality of the video on Playboy.com. As someone who has been investing heavily in HD camera gear, HD post-production and HD education in general, I can't believe some of the stuff I'm seeing on Playboy.com. The colors are flat and the contrast is flat. It's like they captured the footage to the computer and threw it right up on the site...with little to no regard for color correcting or enhancing the footage. My CaptureGirls HD footage looks 20 times better then most of the footage on Playboy.com and I'm a one-man operation. I shoot it, edit it, color correct it and enhance it all myself. Does it take money? No! It simply takes having pride in your work...that's all! If I can do this - surely Playboy can do this!

                                                                                          By the way, I'm available for consultations if Playboy needs my services My clients don't do business with me because I'm cheap.....they do business with me because I have an eye for quality and I take pride in my work. This is something that seems to be sorely lacking with my friends at Playboy.com

                                                                                          Eric, is there anyone you can forward this thread to that gives a damn about the quality of the content on Playboy.com?
                                                                                          Dude I looked at your site and you shoot really good content if that's your website.

                                                                                          To be honest with you comparing your pictures to playboys your photography work and time taken per picture, editing is far more superior then playboy. I think they should hire you to shoot content.
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                                                                                          • Dagwolf
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                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 23141

                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • notime
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 8025

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                                                              And while I'm at it - let me say a few words about the quality of the video on Playboy.com. As someone who has been investing heavily in HD camera gear, HD post-production and HD education in general, I can't believe some of the stuff I'm seeing on Playboy.com. The colors are flat and the contrast is flat. It's like they captured the footage to the computer and threw it right up on the site...with little to no regard for color correcting or enhancing the footage. My CaptureGirls HD footage looks 20 times better then most of the footage on Playboy.com and I'm a one-man operation. I shoot it, edit it, color correct it and enhance it all myself. Does it take money? No! It simply takes having pride in your work...that's all! If I can do this - surely Playboy can do this!

                                                                                              By the way, I'm available for consultations if Playboy needs my services My clients don't do business with me because I'm cheap.....they do business with me because I have an eye for quality and I take pride in my work. This is something that seems to be sorely lacking with my friends at Playboy.com

                                                                                              Eric, is there anyone you can forward this thread to that gives a damn about the quality of the content on Playboy.com?
                                                                                              Dean,
                                                                                              You do have the playboy standards potential and ambition IMHO but some sentences above in your last post I would have rephrased in other words.

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                                                                                              • DeanCapture
                                                                                                Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 9275

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by notime
                                                                                                Dean,
                                                                                                You do have the playboy standards potential and ambition IMHO but some sentences above in your last post I would have rephrased in other words.
                                                                                                I'm not an artist with words - I just say what I feel
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                                                                                                • DamageX
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 14293

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Eric
                                                                                                  Wrong, you are thinking in terms of how the old administration dealt with things.

                                                                                                  We are under a new regime! Free speech is back
                                                                                                  I wonder...
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                                                                                                  • Machete_
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 14579

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by johnuno11
                                                                                                    Dude I looked at your site and you shoot really good content if that's your website.

                                                                                                    To be honest with you comparing your pictures to playboys your photography work and time taken per picture, editing is far more superior then playboy. I think they should hire you to shoot content.

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