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  • fitnessphotos
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 109
    #1

    My signature - the PHP code

    Okay folks, alot of people asked; so here it is. This is the hahahahahaha I use to generate my signature.

    You can insert this as an image one of two ways:

    - img src the hahahahahaha itself - it returns a PNG
    - htaccess a redirect so that it points to the php file (but to a browser looks like a JPG or PNG file)

    Enjoy!


    hmmm.... doesnt seem to want to print correctly.
    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
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    • Lane
      Will code for food...
      • Apr 2001
      • 8496
      #2
      Originally posted by fitnessphotos
      Okay folks, alot of people asked; so here it is. This is the hahahahahaha I use to generate my signature.

      You can insert this as an image one of two ways:

      - img src the hahahahahaha itself - it returns a PNG
      - htaccess a redirect so that it points to the php file (but to a browser looks like a JPG or PNG file)

      Enjoy!


      hmmm.... doesnt seem to want to print correctly.
      does this hahahahahaha and hahahahahaha? is it just me or the hahahahahaha doesnt hahahahahaha?

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        • fitnessphotos
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 109
          #3
          Well, for some reason the CODE tag wont print the code properly; it keeps cutting off the top part of the hahahahahaha.
          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • KnightMare
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2002
              • 281
              #4
              Just tell people to QUOTE you, to get the code.

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                • fitnessphotos
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 109
                  #5
                  The words censor sucks ass.
                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                    • fitnessphotos
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 109
                      #6
                      Code:
                      <?
header("Content-Type: image/png");

function ImageStringAlignAndWrap($image, $font, $text, $color, $maxwidth) {
    global $lines;
    
    $fontwidth=6;
    
    if ($maxwidth != NULL) {
        $maxcharsperline = floor($maxwidth / $fontwidth);
        $text = wordwrap($text, $maxcharsperline, "\n", 1);
    }
   
    $lines = explode("\n", $text);
}

if (isset($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])) {
   $ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
}
elseif (isset($_SERVER['HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR'])) {
   $ip = $_SERVER['HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR'];
}
elseif (isset($_SERVER['HTTP_VIA'])) {
   $ip = $_SERVER['HTTP_VIA'];
} 
else {
   $ip = "unknown";
}


if ($ip hahahaha "unknown") {
    $hst = "";
}
else {
    $hst = @gethostbyaddr($ip);
    $ispstr = explode( ".", $hst );
    $numele = count( $ispstr );
    $isp = "";
    if ( $numele > 2 ) {
        $isp = " Your ISP is " . $ispstr[$numele-2] . "." . $ispstr[$numele-1];
        $isp .= "!";
    }
    
    if ( strstr($isp, "aol.com") ) $isp .= " (AOL sucks!)";
    elseif ( strstr($isp, "msn.net") ) $isp .= " (Butterflies are ghey!)";
}

$agent = $HTTP_USER_AGENT;

if ( strstr($agent, "Mac") ) $os = "You are running on a Mac";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Win98") ) $os = "You are running on Windows 98";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "NT 4") ) $os = "You are running on Windows NT";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "NT 5.0") ) $os = "You are running on Windows 2000";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "NT 5.1") ) $os = "You are running on Windows XP";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Win") ) $os = "You are running on Windows";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Linux") ) $os = "You are running on Linux";
else $os = "";

if ( strstr($agent, "MSIE 5") ) $browser = "using IE 5";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "MSIE 6") ) $browser = "using IE 6";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "MSIE 4") ) $browser = "using IE 4";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Mozilla/5") ) $browser = "using Mozilla/Netscape 5";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Mozilla/6") ) $browser = "using Netscape 6";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Mozilla/4") ) $browser = "using Netscape 4";
elseif ( strstr($agent, "Chimera") ) $browser = "using Chimera";
else $browser = "";

if ( $os != "" && $browser != "" ) $browser = "\n$os and $browser!";
elseif ( $os != "" ) $browser = "\nYou are $os!";

$string = "You are $ip!$isp$browser";

$matrix = array( 
"There is no spoon.",
"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson.",
"What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'?",
"I know kung fu.",
"No, I am a meat popsicle.",
"So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?",
"And I have way too much free time on my hands.",
"Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.",
"I don't play well with others.",
);


$rand_string = $matrix[rand(0,8)];
$string .= "\n$rand_string";

$fontfile = "TECHNICN.TTF";
$fontsize = "10";
$textangle = "0";

ImageStringAlignAndWrap( $myimage, 3, $string, $black, 490 );
$numlines = count($lines);

$sigwidth = 1; $maxheight=1;
while (list($numl, $line) = each($lines)) {
    list($pos_blx, $pos_bly, $pos_brx, $pos_bry, $pos_trx, $pos_try, $pos_tlx, $pos_tly) = imagettfbbox($fontsize, $textangle, $fontfile, $line);
    $textwidth = $pos_brx - $pos_blx;
    $textheight = $pos_bly - $pos_tly;

    if ( $textwidth > $sigwidth ) $sigwidth = $textwidth;
    if ( $textheight > $maxheight ) $maxheight = $textheight;
}
reset($lines);

$sigheight = ($numlines * $maxheight) + ($numlines * 3) + 4;
if ( $sigwidth < 50 ) $sigwidth = 50;

$picwidth = $sigwidth+20;
$picheight = $sigheight+44;
$myimage = ImageCreate($picwidth, $picheight);

$guy  = ImageCreateFromPng('toughguy.png');
$top  = ImageCreateFromPng('top.png');
$fill = ImageCreateFromPng('fill.png');

$black = ImageColorAllocate($myimage, 0, 0, 0);
$red   = ImageColorAllocate($myimage, 255, 0, 0);

ImageFilledRectangle($myimage, 0, 0, $picwidth, 3, $red);
ImageFilledRectangle($myimage, 0, ($sigheight + 8), $picwidth, $picheight, $red);
ImageCopy( $myimage, $fill, 2, 6, 0, 0, ($sigwidth+16), $sigheight );
ImageCopy( $myimage, $guy, floor($sigwidth/2), ($sigheight + 8), 0, 0, 33, 36 );
ImageCopy( $myimage, $top, floor($sigwidth/2), 0, 0, 0, 38, 4 );
ImageColorTransparent($myimage, $red);

$y = 20;
while (list($numl, $line) = each($lines)) {
    list($pos_blx, $pos_bly, $pos_brx, $pos_bry, $pos_trx, $pos_try, $pos_tlx, $pos_tly) = imagettfbbox($fontsize, $textangle, $fontfile, $line);
    $textwidth = $pos_brx - $pos_blx;
    $start_x = ($picwidth - $textwidth) / 2;
    
    imagettftext($myimage, $fontsize, $textangle, $start_x, $y, $black, "TECHNICN.TTF", $line);
    $y += ($maxheight + 3);    
}

ImagePng($myimage);
ImageDestroy($myimage);
?>
                      Last edited by fitnessphotos; 03-12-2003, 05:57 PM.
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • fitnessphotos
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 109
                          #7
                          Okay - hit QUOTE and you'll see the whole hahahahahaha.

                          Enjoy!

                          Throw me some traffic if you like it.
                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                            • KnightMare
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 281
                              #8
                              Originally posted by fitnessphotos
                              Okay - hit QUOTE and you'll see the whole hahahahahaha.

                              Enjoy!

                              Throw me some traffic if you like it.
                              Good puppy.

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                                • Tala
                                  Fucked if I know
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 23368
                                  #9
                                  I like that sig you have. Nifty lil thingie.


                                  ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                    • fitnessphotos
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 109
                                      #10
                                      Image pieces you need can be found at:

                                      http://www.danasoft.com/fun/toughguy.png

                                      (and the other two)
                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • drops
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1116
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                          I like that sig you have. Nifty lil thingie.
                                          Why do I get this feeling that the company in you sig must be violating some sort of copyright infringement...
                                          <img src=http://porndollar.com/webmasters/banners/porndollar/120x60_25_pd.gif border=0><br>$84 Per Signup | $25 Per Free Signup | $20 Per Cross Sales | Credits On Exits | Paid Weekly
                                          <br>Contact Info. http://porndollar.com/support.html

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                                            • fitnessphotos
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 109
                                              #12
                                              What company? I own all of them.
                                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                • asuna
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 8743
                                                  #13
                                                  How come YOUR sig doesn't get banned

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