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  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157
    #1

    Arabs

    The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"
    "Sure, go ahead," Bush said.
    The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"
    Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."

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    • nemesis
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 1335
      #2
      That's a good one...
      Last edited by nemesis; 03-09-2003, 09:40 PM.

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        • asuna
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8743
          #3
          oh man thats fucking classic

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            • KingK7
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 6372
              #4

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                • Dildozer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 7519
                  #5
                  hahahaha
                  funny i was wondering the exact same thing the other day
                  LOL
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                    • xxxinnovations
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 1181
                      #6
                      wow, i'm going to use that joke all day tomorrow
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                        • Dildozer
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 7519
                          #7
                          Arabs can't be in Starfleet because Starfleet won't require its female personnel to wear body-covering burquas and veils (or, alternatively, harem dresses).

                          Arabs can't be Vulcans because Vulcans are logical and rational.

                          Arabs can't be Romulans because Romulans (modeled on Imperial Romans) are required to be courageous.

                          Arabs can't be Klingons because Klingons despise anyone who is without honor.
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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Dildozer
                              Arabs can't be in Starfleet because Starfleet won't require its female personnel to wear body-covering burquas and veils (or, alternatively, harem dresses).

                              Arabs can't be Vulcans because Vulcans are logical and rational.

                              Arabs can't be Romulans because Romulans (modeled on Imperial Romans) are required to be courageous.

                              Arabs can't be Klingons because Klingons despise anyone who is without honor.
                              Your Star Trek knowledge scares me.


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                                • nap
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 2765
                                  #9
                                  just happy my group was in the show

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                                    • rooster
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 2384
                                      #10
                                      thats a copy of the joke about the jetsons and blacks.
                                      Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                                        • Exxxotica
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 4396
                                          #11


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                                            • Brujah
                                              Beer Money Baron
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 22157
                                              #12
                                              Have you read that shit about the Battle at Omdurman ?

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                                                • dav555add
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 3427
                                                  #13
                                                  ...

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                                                    • KCJ
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 137
                                                      #14
                                                      lmao
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                                                        • Lev
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 3545
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                          Arabs can't be in Starfleet because Starfleet won't require its female personnel to wear body-covering burquas and veils (or, alternatively, harem dresses).

                                                          Arabs can't be Vulcans because Vulcans are logical and rational.

                                                          Arabs can't be Romulans because Romulans (modeled on Imperial Romans) are required to be courageous.

                                                          Arabs can't be Klingons because Klingons despise anyone who is without honor.
                                                          man youre sig is hillarious

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