Poor Heather Locklear.....

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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #1

    Poor Heather Locklear.....





    http://www.people.com/people/article...229432,00.html

    I'd still hit it in my sad mood though.
  • Eriic
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 2995

    #2
    I would still lick her asshole clean.............

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    • sortie
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 7771

      #3
      Originally posted by Eriic
      I would still lick her asshole clean.............
      Yeah, but would you really like the taste my dried up spit.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        Prescription drugs hurt everybody.I thought she was a more stable person

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        • Eriic
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 2995

          #5
          Originally posted by sortie
          Yeah, but would you really like the taste my dried up spit.
          It maybe worth it........

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          • sortie
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 7771

            #6
            Originally posted by Eriic
            It maybe worth it........
            Good point.
            But there are other down sides to this like there is not going to be any shit particles
            left by the time you get there.

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            • Eriic
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2008
              • 2995

              #7
              Originally posted by sortie
              Good point.
              But there are other down sides to this like there is not going to be any shit particles
              left by the time you get there.
              I'll insist she eats a Big Mac and tacks laxatives as soon as she leaves your home

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              • sortie
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2007
                • 7771

                #8
                Originally posted by Eriic
                I'll insist she eats a Big Mac and tacks laxatives as soon as she leaves your home


                Ok, you won this round outright.

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                • Iron Fist
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eriic
                  I'll insist she eats a Big Mac and tacks laxatives as soon as she leaves your home
                  Wont need laxatives if your eating a Big Mac.. better not be longer than a 30 minute drive from your house, or else you'll shit yourself going over a speed bump!
                  i like waffles

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                  • skrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7230

                    #10
                    Boo Hoo! Poor Heather Locklear. Who gives a shit.
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                    • 2012
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 17189

                      #11
                      its lonely at the top, even if you just think your there
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                      • Monique Niccole
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 5653

                        #12
                        I think she was just in a facility for depression, so it's pretty likely she's on some heavy prescriptions.

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                        • 2012
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 17189

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Afrekete
                          I think she was just in a facility for depression, so it's pretty likely she's on some heavy prescriptions.
                          so is half the country, and they all vote
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                          • Tat2Jr
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 4882

                            #14
                            I want to spank her... and then steal her meds.
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                            • VeriSexy
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                              • Apr 2002
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                              #15
                              I'd so hit it
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                              • jonesonyou
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 3853

                                #16
                                I'd fuck her and then run off with her pills

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                                • Kudles
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 5477

                                  #17
                                  she's losing her mind
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                                  • born4porn
                                    FUKM ALL!
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 38781

                                    #18
                                    I always had a crush on her!

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                                    • rayadp05
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                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 4187

                                      #19
                                      wow, she looks awful....but i'd still fuck her.

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                                      • Mutt
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 34431

                                        #20
                                        women who wrap themselve up in their appearance usually go off the deep end when their looks hit the wall, the free ride they've had since they were 14 is over - hers lasted a lot longer than most chicks do but eventually every woman and man to a lesser degree has to deal with it.
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