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  • Theo The Theologian
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #1

    Increasing your load size?

    I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.


    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.
  • Lonely immortal
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 417

    #2
    Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
    Coming soon

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    • Theo The Theologian
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2005
      • 1099

      #3
      Originally posted by Lonely immortal
      Good for you. I hear camel poo works wonders.
      That explains the "Lonely" part but what about immortal?


      I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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      • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
        North Coast Pimp
        • Dec 2005
        • 9395

        #4
        Eat healthy food... And keep your colon clean..

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that

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          • Theo The Theologian
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2005
            • 1099

            #6
            Originally posted by Spunky
            Slap her before you cum.chicks dig it when you wake them up like that


            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208

              #7
              Originally posted by Jon Clark
              And keep your colon clean..
              I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.

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              • eMonk
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 2310

                #8
                http://www.semenax.com/clicks/clickt...monk&b=964&c=0

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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  It's Pina Colada hunny I swear... My penis just started making it and I thought you'd want some...

                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                  • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    North Coast Pimp
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 9395

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GatorB
                    I believe he wants more cum coming out of his penis not his asshole.
                    No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!

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                    • Elli
                      Reach for those stars!
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 17991

                      #11
                      Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
                      email: [email protected]

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                      • Theo The Theologian
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 1099

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Elli
                        Drink a boatload of water about an hour before sex. And by "boatload" I mean about 1.5-2ish litres.
                        Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

                        On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

                        I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?


                        I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                        • fatfoo
                          ICQ:649699063
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                          I want to jizz my wife's face while she's sleeping. I'll film it and then submit the video to youtube.
                          Hit me up when it's done
                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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                          • GatorB
                            The Demon & 12clicks
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 18208

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jon Clark
                            No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!
                            Your colon has nothing to do with your prostate

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                            • kmanrox
                              aka K-Man
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 29295

                              #15
                              if you run more processes your load will get huge.. install a bunch of microsoft programs
                              Crypto HODLr
                              Crypto mining
                              Angel investor

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                              • opulence
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 273

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                No shit sherlock... I blow huge loads... How...? I eat right and keep my system flowing right!
                                I blow huge loads too and I do not eat right nor keep my system flowing right



                                Can you beat that?

                                Some of it missed her face btw
                                icq: 2822543

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                                • klaze
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 2167

                                  #17
                                  Opulence that picture with your avatar. rofl.

                                  and fuck i'm kinda grossed out. hahhaha.

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                                  • LadyMischief
                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18135

                                    #18
                                    www.sweetsecretions.com

                                    ICQ 3522039
                                    Content Manager - orgasm.com
                                    [email protected]

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                                    • d-null
                                      . . .
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 13724

                                      #19
                                      it's been said that Clomid will do that, but it is a powerful hormonal type drug so there would for sure be side effects I think

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                                      • fire bomb
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 10

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                        Thank for your encouragement Sister Elli but I do not wish to urinate on her.

                                        On a side note why is Captain Crunch still sold to small children? Most everyone would agree it is painful to eat as it almost always causes minor lacerations on the roof of your mouth.

                                        I am going to start a ban the crunch brigade. Would you join?

                                        At what point might you realize that you are fucking "cold urine" lame?

                                        When you do realize that nobody thinks you are funny, will you destroy this particular gfy account? Feel free to keep your others, but this one needs to be fucked in the ass with a giant muscular arm of a NBA player.


                                        Just truth.


                                        Suicide works wonders for issues like yours. GOOD LUCK!

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