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  • debbieN
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    • Jan 2003
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    #1

    monty python

    sam peckinpaw's salad day's is great.

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    what is the best MP skit ever?
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  • Plugger
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    • Jul 2001
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    #2
    the silly walks? I think that is what it was called . . .

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    • Mr.Fiction
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      • Feb 2002
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      #3
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      • Sarah_Jayne
        Now with more Jayne
        • Dec 2002
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        #4
        there is a python sketch for every mood

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        • Zebra
          Banned from Kimmy's couch
          • Oct 2001
          • 5091

          #5
          and now for something completely different....
          Old School

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          • debbieN
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            • Jan 2003
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            #6
            spam !
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            • SpaceAce
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by Plugger
              the silly walks? I think that is what it was called . . .
              "The Ministry of Silly Walks": absoultely hilarious. "I'm sorry I'm late but I'm afraid my walk has gotten rather sillier of late."

              Also, The Cheese Shop, The Dead Parrot Sketch, Crunchy Frog... there are so MANY. That's it, I'm going to go put in a Monty Python DVD.

              SpaceAce

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              • Exxxotica
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                • Jan 2001
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                #8
                Im not educated enough to find the humor in Monty Python.

                Bahhhhhh!


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                • SpaceAce
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Exxxotica
                  Im not educated enough to find the humor in Monty Python.

                  Bahhhhhh!
                  Good Lord, if there's one thing you don't need to be to appreciate Monty Python, it's "Educated".

                  SpaceAce

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                  • HoneyBlond
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 105

                    #10
                    The knights that say Ni !!

                    The Black Knite "Come back here you coward and I'll chew your leg off!! "

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                    • thatdykeliz
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 1026

                      #11
                      I knew my husband and I were meant to be when we discovered we could both recite The Dead Parrot Sketch from memory.

                      I can't pick a single favorite sketch or bit...I love "Bring Out Your Dead" ("But I don't want to go on the cart!" "Oh, don't be such a big baby.") and the bit with the peasants gathering dung. ("Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!") And the women of Castle Anthrax..."First you must spank her, and spank her well. And then, spank me! (and me! cry all the other nubile lovelies) And then...the oral sex!"

                      And who doesn't love to sing "Sit On My Face" or "The Lumberjack Song?"
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                      • little-me
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 182

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thatdykeliz
                        I love "Bring Out Your Dead" ("But I don't want to go on the cart!" "Oh, don't be such a big baby.") and the bit with the peasants gathering dung. ("Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!") And the women of Castle Anthrax..."First you must spank her, and spank her well. And then, spank me! (and me! cry all the other nubile lovelies) And then...the oral sex!
                        *LOOOOOOL* My all time favorite 2..

                        I crack up just thinking about it...
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                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                          • Dec 2002
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                          #13
                          part the test to become a British citizen is to recite the Parrot Sketch.

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                          • Filter
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 457

                            #14
                            The dead parrot
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                            • Paul Markham
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                              • Jun 2001
                              • 52942

                              #15
                              Is this a ten minute argument or the full half hour?

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                              Newsagent Sketch, where the guy is looking for a hooker in the ads posted on the board.

                              Cheese sketch.



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                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                • Dec 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by charly
                                Is this a ten minute argument or the full half hour?

                                just thinking about it.

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                                • DavePlays
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 1088

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Exxxotica
                                  Im not educated enough to find the humor in Monty Python.

                                  Bahhhhhh!

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                                  • ElvisManson
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 5476

                                    #18
                                    Sorry!.. No one here by that name.

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                                    • The Porn Dude
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                                      • Feb 2003
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                                      #19
                                      That's no ordinary rabbit. Just look at the bones.
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                                      • Petr
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                                        • Mar 2002
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                                        #20
                                        the bit with Mr Smoketoomuch

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                                        • blazi
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          the movie "Life of Brian" was hilarious though!

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                                          • Mya
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 15

                                            #22
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                                            • Mya
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                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 15

                                              #23
                                              I got my son a "Ministry of Silly Walks" t-shirt for Christmas. Took me a year to find it, but now he won't take it off.

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                                              • Tex Willer
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                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 1105

                                                #24
                                                also the police squad show


                                                Security: Hold on!

                                                Frank: Frank Drebin, Police Squad

                                                Security: Yeah, and I'm Robert de Niro

                                                Frank: Mr de Niro, we must get inside

                                                --

                                                Frank: Is there a ransom note?
                                                Ed: Yes, the butler found it. It was tied to a window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.

                                                Frank: Why do the boys at the lab want a million dollars.

                                                Ed: The kidnappers made the demands, Frank.

                                                --

                                                Ed: Coffee?

                                                Frank: Yes, it is.


                                                =)

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                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 12745

                                                  #25
                                                  The Dead Parrot Sketch

                                                  Just had a bottle of Stoly and feeling very sorry for myself........ but I think of MP and it seems like the world might be OK after all......

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                                                  • farbie
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                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Not sure of the name, but the one where the 2 guys are taking bets on who will be the next to jump from the window above, and urging their favs to jump.

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                                                    • DamnGoodRatio
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Nobody ever suspects... The Spanish Inquisition!!!
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                                                      • thatdykeliz
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 1026

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio
                                                        Nobody ever suspects... The Spanish Inquisition!!!
                                                        Hee! I just about lost it a few years ago while watching my favorite sci-fi show Farscape...the main character was going to be tortured in this chair-thingie that sort of plays a movie of your memories, and he when the guards came to get him, he said, "Bring on the Comfy Chair."
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                                                        • thatdykeliz
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                                                          • Sep 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Porn Dude
                                                          That's no ordinary rabbit. Just look at the bones.
                                                          Some call me....TIM!
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                                                          • Basher
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                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 1168

                                                            #30
                                                            The white rabbit "with the big pointy teeth!!!" from the holy grail
                                                            and the wizard "There are some who call me......................Tim."
                                                            oh and all those funny cartoons between the skethes absolutely timeless
                                                            my bum itches

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                                                            • digihax
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 349

                                                              #31
                                                              I used to love monty pythod when I was little. doesnt do much for me anymore tho

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                                                              • Miss Novette
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                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                It's all good!

                                                                Love MP. May they live forever!

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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077

                                                                  #33
                                                                  oh and I disagree you don't need to be smart to get the most out of the Pythons. Some of their stuff is just plain silly but some you won't get if you don't have a decent knowledge base. It also helps to know British culture. Like the one Communist Quiz sketch where there is Karl Marx, Che Guevara and Mao Tse-tung and all the questions are about UK football results. Not only do you need to have clue about communism but know football to fully get the sketch.

                                                                  Low brow for the high brow.

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                                                                  • debbieN
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                                                                    • Jan 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I just got another set of VHS MP tapes in today and have been watching way to long.

                                                                    My daughters fav is the guys climbing the sidewalk and then slipping to there precevable death.

                                                                    She giggled at the hells granny's.


                                                                    I enjoyed the mock on the "Saint" it was called the Bishop. Very nicely done. The most irretating family in Britain was also good but not classic.
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                                                                    • fnet
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Wink wink, nudge nudge know wot I mean?

                                                                      I just watched a movie about Terry Gilliam making a movie.
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                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 40077

                                                                        #36
                                                                        you know it is a bit weird when you see a thread and think 'oh that looks like one I might be interested in' and then you click and find you already did post in it - months ago.

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                                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 60840

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Whenever these Monty Python threads come up, I'm the only person to bring up Graham.

                                                                          Don't for get The Man.

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                                                                          rest in peace graham.

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