New Web Host

[elend]

*edited for the minorities*
is _that_ better?

[AaronM]

Your friend is a bigger fucking idiot than you are.

Fuck off spammer.

[Exxxotica]

I bet your host doesnt offer FREE FLAPJACKS???

[AaronM]

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I bet your host doesnt offer FREE FLAPJACKS???

Mine does. 100% Flapjack support at no additional charge. What reputable adult hosting company would offer less?

[elend]

Set aside all honesty, I'll give you free flapjacks too just for inquiring!

[Tam]

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I bet your host doesnt offer FREE FLAPJACKS???

Mine does, with coffee, and will serve them to me in bed if I asked them to........ rotfl

[IntheBlue]

Nice, I emailed you.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
Set aside all honesty, I'll give you free flapjacks too just for inquiring!

Hey buckeye....Did you read the rules prior to spamming your shit?

You have just made the biggest possible mistake for a newbie of GFY to make.

Way to go dumbass.


ISPrime....The ULTIMATE hosting company!!!

[mrthumbs]

i've added you to the Qhost list: your site will be listed as
'not recommended' on our 72 partner sites.


thank you.

[elend]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
i've added you to the Qhost list: your site will be listed as
'not recommended' on our 72 partner sites.


thank you.

No problem.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
i've added you to the Qhost list: your site will be listed as
'not recommended' on our 72 partner sites.


thank you.

Ya see? Thsi is the kind of damage I am talking about.

And to think that if you had started posting normal and simply added your company to yoursig...Nothing like this would have happened.

Of course....I would not be wasting time by entertaining myself with this thread either....

[FATPad]

Did your friend actually read GFY at all before he told you to spam here?

[elend]

No and no again *shrug* I follow suggestions and sometimes they lead me astray of course this is one not to deviate from the standard course of actions.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
No and no again *shrug* I follow suggestions and sometimes they lead me astray of course this is one not to deviate from the standard course of actions.

Such as being a dumnbass?

I offered you a suggestion on ICQ. Do with it as you will. I have blocked you now because of your shit ass attitude.

Buh Bye.

[elend]

I wish you'd stop with such negativity, it's quite offensive, I am rather hurt. Nah, I'll live .

[Exxxotica]

One must first learn the art of "spaming" before posting on GFY.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
*spared for the little kids with small penises*

Oh...I think not.

Lets be sure that people see this shit now.....


"Hello there, sort of the new guy here - but a friend of mine liked my pricing and said I should promote it here as well . Anyways though not to bore anyone but a quick rundown of features for anyone looking for a new cheap host. For the record, we pride ourselves on modularity and expandability of standard programming environments such as SQL databases - we offer PostgreSQL support in addition to MySQL - as well as a robust PHP build.

Apart from a highly-modularized PHP build, we also offer JSP plus other niches, including Perl/Python/Tcl developers (Tcl fanatic myself). Those latter three are provided through mod_perl, mod_dtcl, and mod_python Apache modules respectively.

For database connectivity, we offer MySQL and PostgreSQL, with automated cronjob services through the unique control panel to further simplify your hosting experience through routine, configurable backups - and the damn implementation works, yay! Additional PostgreSQL and MySQL databases are provided at no additional charge (provided you have a decent reason for another database other than 'Uh!!!!').

For our network, we utilize the eleven redundant connections in the heart of Texas, a nice midway focal point for any hosting, which totals over nine gigabits of connectivity check it out.


The boxes are colo'd at EV1's hosting facility which is a very powerful and secure one to say the least. Some pictures of the data center can be found
here.

The control panel interface which we furnish our customers with is a highly tweaked and extended Ensim WEBppliance front-end. We added such nice little features such as:




automated MySQL and PostgreSQL Cronjobs - for the periodic backups

Trouble Tickets - in light of any problems arising with your hosting account

Urchin 4 - a very powerful and extensive web analytic software package

Traceroute and whois tools - because a customer suggested we add those

MIME Manager to add custom MIME types


the list is slightly incomplete, yet a nice little facet I excluded is the 'development branch' of the control panel, which allows the customers to voice their own ideas for extensions of the control panel.

If the idea's sound, it's good-to-go in the next iteration of the control panel. Given the range that the control panel spans right now and can span in the future, that is why we named it the 'Apis Advantage' . We didn't just go out and shell the money to get some normal CPanel distribution, or some normal Plesk, or even a normal Ensim distribution - we took the crux of Ensim and expanded upon it significantly. A live implementation can be found here

Our PHP distribution is always up-to-date --http://FuckingSpammer.com/phpinfo.php.

Now, for the packages, sure everyone wanted to hear this.

Standard Features



MySQL

Apis Advantage Control Panel

mod_python/mod_dtcl - Tcl and Python embedded into pages

Frontpage Server Extensions

FTP Access

Unlimited Subdomains (function from user directories in /home/*/public_html)

Backup management - your MySQL db, HTML files, all of it can be backed-up with a single click

Urchin 4 analytic software

Analog web/ftp analytic software (a much simpler overview of statistics)

Multiple redundant connections and some auxillary power generators

Absolutely no setup fee

and more...



Minimalist (great all-around for the beginner):



100 MB of hard drive space

5 GB monthly bandwidth quota

all of the standard features


Price: $4.95/mo, $14.00/3mo, $27.45/6mo, $53.45/year


Basic:



200 MB of hard drive space

10 GB monthly bandwidth quota

mod_perl

Telnet access (actually we only allow SSH-2 access - you can read about it on the faqs section)

all of the standard features


Price: $9.95/mo, $29.95/3mo, $55.45/6mo, $107.45/year


Advanced:



400 MB of hard drive space

20 GB monthly bandwidth quota

PostgreSQL Database

mod_perl

Telnet access

IMAP/POP3 Server

unlimited e-mail aliases/responders/forwarders

all of the standard features


Price: $18.95/mo, $54.00/3mo, $105.75/6mo, $234.45/year


Super:



1024 MB (1 GB) of hard drive space

50 GB monthly bandwidth quota

PostgreSQL Database

mod_perl

Telnet access

IMAP/POP3 Server

unlimited e-mail aliases/responders/forwarders

osCommerce - a very elegant and free open-sourced e-commerce alternative

Miva Merchant - another e-commerce method, but it has a $595 licensing fee with it

Shared SSL support, https://ssl.FuckingSpammer.com/yourdiscretion/

all of the standard features


Price: $45.95/mo, $130.95/3mo, $256.00/6mo, $495.95/year


Ultra:



2048 MB (2 GB) of hard drive space

100 GB monthly bandwidth quota

PostgreSQL Database

mod_perl

Telnet access

IMAP/POP3 Server

unlimited e-mail aliases/responders/forwarders

osCommerce - a very elegant and free open-sourced e-commerce alternative

Miva Merchant - another e-commerce method, but it has a $595 licensing fee with it

Dedicated private SSL support, https://yourdomain.com

all of the standard features


Price: $65.95/mo, $187.95/3mo, $368.00/6mo, $712.26/year

Still if those packages don't suit your needs, just contact me and we can work out a custom configuration.

If you have any questions, just contact me .

Contact details:
IRC: elend on EFNet in #apns
ICQ: 27038648
AIM: apns Matt
e-mail: [email protected] or [email protected]

And yes, we do host adult sites (why would I be posting here anyways if we didn't).

http://FuckingSpammer.com/ - competitive pricing, because we care."

[galleryseek]

yeah, ASSHOLE!

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
I wish you'd stop with such negativity, it's quite offensive, I am rather hurt. Nah, I'll live .

Reality check....

GOFUCKYOURSELF.com

[elend]

pffffffft. Do as you must, it really makes no difference to me, sometimes you have a noble beginning, sometimes you just piss off a bunch of guys in the process, so maybe it was the latter case for me - there's not much diplomacy left in it, so do what you will.

And all you fan boys can follow bravely behind your leader guy and continue on with the flame.

Oh really? I am oblivious to the hidden meaning of the domain!

So in actuality here what we have is one fuck yourself reflected to another, which is again reflected... ahhh the domain name is now coming more apparent to me!

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
pffffffft. Do as you must, it really makes no difference to me, sometimes you have a noble beginning, sometimes you just piss off a bunch of guys in the process, so maybe it was the latter case for me - there's not much diplomacy left in it, so do what you will.

And all you fan boys can follow bravely behind your leader guy and continue on with the flame.

Wonderful. I am so glad we have your approval.

[elend]

Heh yeah keep up the good work!

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
Heh yeah keep up the good work!

You too.

[elend]

Well I see where this conversation is going *wink* *wink*... er.

[asuna]

Originally posted by galleryseek
yeah, ASSHOLE!

his domain is really fuckingspammer.com?

[AaronM]

Originally posted by elend
Well I see where this conversation is going *wink* *wink*... er.

What conversation...It's over.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by asuna


his domain is really fuckingspammer.com?

uh huh.

[FATPad]

It's kinda fun watching people spam without even reading the board a little before posting.

[elend]

Just doing my job - and reflecting upon the idea, it probably wasn't the smoothest move, but you win some, you lose some (lost one there).

[FATPad]

I know.

Nothing personal. You may be a great guy with a great hosting company.

But this happens all the time. I'm sadistic or something. I get a chuckle out of it.

[TheSpaceBulldog]

Originally posted by elend
*edited for the minorities*
is _that_ better?

WTF? You gotta edit something because us ******s may be offended or something?

You are a racist piece of shit!

[FATPad]

Originally posted by elend
Just doing my job - and reflecting upon the idea, it probably wasn't the smoothest move, but you win some, you lose some (lost one there).

You're learning.

Might as well accept the fact you're gonna get ragged on on this thread and suck it up.

If you handle it well, there might still be hope for you. ;)

[dank]

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog



WTF? You gotta edit something because us ******s may be offended or something?

You are a racist piece of shit!

I agree. That is pretty fucked up man.

I bet he is another gook.

[elend]

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog



WTF? You gotta edit something because us ******s may be offended or something?

You are a racist piece of shit!

Christ. If I don't offend one party it's another, and no I was referring to the Catholics... ok now I'm waiting for a post from the Archbishop next. Maybe I ought to look into the "Politically Correct Dictionary"

I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND THE AMBIVALENT, GASTRNOMICALLY INFERIOR AND VERTICALLY AUGMENTED 'NOT THE MAJORITY' GROUP OF PEOPLE!!!

Heh, yeah there, now there's a somewhat neutral post.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by FATPad
You're learning.

Might as well accept the fact you're gonna get ragged on on this thread and suck it up.

If you handle it well, there might still be hope for you. ;)

This is quite true.

[Exxxotica]

Dank!

[HastingsCrackheadTranny]

Originally posted by elend
I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND THE AMBIVALENT, GASTRNOMICALLY INFERIOR AND VERTICALLY AUGMENTED 'NOT THE MAJORITY' GROUP OF PEOPLE!!!

Heh, yeah there, now there's a somewhat neutral post.

So you meant to offend the majority or the minority? You are speaking a little over my head with your pompus B.S.

Either way I am offended by your remarks as well. I happen to be a minority for more then 1 reason.

[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by HastingsCrackheadTranny



So you meant to offend the majority or the minority? You are speaking a little over my head with your pompus B.S.

Either way I am offended by your remarks as well. I happen to be a minority for more then 1 reason.

....because you are Black?

[HastingsCrackheadTranny]

Originally posted by Exxxotica


....because you are Black?

no because I am asian and a transexual.

As well as BP4L.

[elend]

Originally posted by HastingsCrackheadTranny



So you meant to offend the majority or the minority? You are speaking a little over my head with your pompus B.S.

Either way I am offended by your remarks as well. I happen to be a minority for more then 1 reason.

That was the idea dumbass. Go get out in society and learn the art of "confusing the idiots so they really don't know how to react" I think you've just fallen victim to that.

[AaronM]

Originally posted by HastingsCrackheadTranny
As well as BP4L.

Ummm...I think not.

[PuppetMaster]

Originally posted by elend


That was the idea dumbass. Go get out in society and learn the art of "confusing the idiots so they really don't know how to react" I think you've just fallen victim to that.

Jesus Christ man. You are really making friends tonight aren't you? I was looking at your packages but after seeing this rude display I think I will take my business elsewhere. Yeah others are being rude as well but they are not in the wrong for spamming on their first post and YOU are.

[dank]

The family has spoken.

This thread is now dead.

[Exxxotica]

...testing to see if the thread is really dead!

[Exxxotica]

nope!

[dank]

Originally posted by Exxxotica
...testing to see if the thread is really dead!

Dead as in closed by the family. You know the rules cuz.

[stocktrader23]

Ok, so what was the name that was so offending?