Achmed, step inside!

[PornNewz]

WTF? you were suppose to start your blog this week and you disappeared? I'm gonna have to get that retainer back asap!!

[Eriic]

Sir, I am sorry to report that Achmed is required by his duties to fulfill his required quarterly Camel Vagina Greasing and with over 10,000.00 female Camels in our stable I don't see Achmed being available anytime soon...

[Violetta]

[PornNewz]

Bump for Achmed's attention!!!

[marketsmart]

i wonder if achmed was killed in that rocket attack the other day..

he told me he had a "big" deal in pakistan the last time i spoke with him on his sat phone..

[Eriic]

i wonder if achmed was killed in that rocket attack the other day..

he told me he had a "big" deal in pakistan the last time i spoke with him on his sat phone..

The last time I saw Achmed he was fingering out which new Virgins he was to bring home to father the Prince

[PornNewz]

i wonder if achmed was killed in that rocket attack the other day..

he told me he had a "big" deal in pakistan the last time i spoke with him on his sat phone..

The last time I saw Achmed he was fingering out which new Virgins he was to bring home to father the Prince

I realize Achmed is a busy man, however, a deal is a deal!

[PornNewz]

I heard he got arrested on an illegal arms charge. Guess he'll need that retainer for bail.

[Eriic]

I heard he got arrested on an illegal arms charge. Guess he'll need that retainer for bail.

Actually they arrested his twin brother on that one. Achmed has been hiding for awhile as he has been accused of lifting up his mother's Vail to see what she looks like, if convicted he will be forced to get a public Vasectomy in front of the new Wal-Mart next to the Palace.

[Marky333]

Bump for a premature-detonation

[Eriic]

Bump for a premature-detonation

Or for your mothers sake premature ejaculation