Whose in charge?

[asuna]

I didnt take out the >'s. too lazy

"I should be in charge" said the blood,
> > > > > > "because I circulate oxygen all over so
> > > > > > without me you'd all waste away."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I should be in charge, " said the
> > > > > > stomach," because I process food
> > > > > > and give all of you energy."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I should be in charge" said the legs,
> > > > > > "because I carry the body
> > > > > > wherever it needs to go."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I should be in charge" said the eyes,
> > > > > > "because I allow the body to
> > > > > > see where it goes."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I should be in charge, "said the
> > > > > > rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
> > > > > > waste removal."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All the other body parts laughed at the
> > > > > > rectum and insulted him, so in
> > > > > > a huff, he shut down tight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Within a few days, the brain had a
> > > > > > terrible headache, the stomach was
> > > > > > bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
> > > > > > got watery, and the blood was
> > > > > > toxic. They all decided that the rectum
> > > > > > should be the boss.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Moral of the story?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The asshole is usually in charge

[Funbrunette]

Ain't that the truth!