Manbreasts

[pat]

Ok, I admit it - I have tits and I am a bloke.

Seems the beer and McDonalds finally caught up with me and my tits grew faster than the rest of me.

What's the most efficient/easiest way for me to work them off?

Don't say diet please, I'm not actually fat... I don't want muscle, I just don't want to look down in the shower and realise my manboobs are blocking the view to the proof of my gender.

Thanks in advance for the sarcasm.

[EscortBiz]

GYNO surgery is the best bet

[JeremySF]

Just get ass cheek implants and everything will look proportional.

[pat]

Originally posted by EscortBiz
GYNO surgery is the best bet

Hadn't thought of surgery - mmm, seems almost too easy.

I wonder if there's places that buy manbreasts like they pay people for hair to make wigs with. Dr Nick... here I come!

[NetRodent]

Do you want to see my manbreasts?

[pat]

Shit, I'm keeping them after seeing that - didn't realise the possibilities!

[Icy]

LOL great one NetRodent.

[darnit]

put on a dress and play with yourself in the mirror....problem solved.

[Lane]

manboobs rule, i'm almost there too

[drunkdollars]

Originally posted by Lane
manboobs rule, i'm almost there too

YIPPEEE
Chaffers got em