Most dirty request . . . . .

[.~.]

Ok, no crap . . . . what is your most "dirty" request from a chick?

I realize that it is relative. Asking a slut to suck your cock in a shopping mall might not be as "dirty" as asking a hot prude to jack you off at her house.


Don't be afraid of your stories!!


We NEED THEM you dirty sob!

[.~.]

For example, I would love to jack a heaping load all over a slut's face. That is sort of dirty. I could never get away with jacking a heaping hot load all over some innocent shy girl's face. See how it is relative?

[amateurcanada]

You are extremely high hahahaha.

[.~.]

You are extremely high hahahaha.

fYes, but what was your dirtiest request? Did you ever have a shy girl let you fuck her in the ass? Did she let you cum in her hair?


WHAT?

[.~.]

What about staining her parents sofa in their "off limits" living room with a hot huge load?

[.~.]

What about jacking a huge hot load all over her grandmother's back while she is in a coma?



That seems pretty dirty.

[Holly]

Holy fuck you're annoying.

I have no idea whose fake nick this is but I'm going to guess you're either 16 or you've never actually touched a real girl. Or probably both.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

[Voodoo]

I clicked the blue frowny face on this thread.

[bashbug]

Greg take your meds

[viencarl]

fucking request fucking thread lets fuck all sluts guyz lol

[GrouchyAdmin]

hoyl shit liek ok guyz one time like i stoled moms car ad got some weed n some booze then picked up and banged like fifteen billyn chicks at wonce and i cam in all of tem.

[ADL Colin]

Holy fuck you're annoying.

I have no idea whose fake nick this is but I'm going to guess you're either 16 or you've never actually touched a real girl. Or probably both.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

I want to have your babies.

[Quagmire]

[pornask]

I clicked the blue frowny face on this thread.

what exactly is frowny blue face for?

[jo3]

choke a bitch

[ADL Colin]

[CurrentlySober]

Probably when I was with my 1st wife, who was a bit of a prude...
I used to ask her to be more 'dirty' but she wouldn't... So it lead to stress between us...

One night I was shocked, and pleasantly surprised, to hear her say to me...
'Go on... Do something REALLY dirty...'

So I did!


I went downstairs and took a great big steaming shit, in her handbag, brought it back upstairs and said 'that dirty enough for you?'

We divorced a few days later....

[CurrentlySober]

PS i like poo...

[carol.prime]

Probably when I was with my 1st wife, who was a bit of a prude...
I used to ask her to be more 'dirty' but she wouldn't... So it lead to stress between us...

One night I was shocked, and pleasantly surprised, to hear her say to me...
'Go on... Do something REALLY dirty...'

So I did!


I went downstairs and took a great big steaming shit, in her handbag, brought it back upstairs and said 'that dirty enough for you?'

We divorced a few days later....

lol! that was strange...

how about the second wife?

[ADL Colin]

now that i think about it, simulated rape

[Holly]

I want to have your babies.

Do you really want to have them? Or is this code for, "I want to choke you until you're not breathing, have sex with your dead body, then dump you in my lake with the others"?

Cause I'd have to give the second one some thought.

[ADL Colin]

Do you really want to have them? Or is this code for, "I want to choke you until you're not breathing, have sex with your dead body, then dump you in my lake with the others"?

Cause I'd have to give the second one some thought.

No I really want to have 'em.

[Holly]

No I really want to have 'em.

Good, because I don't like to gain weight. And it's almost bathing suit season.

[ADL Colin]

Good, because I don't like to gain weight. And it's almost bathing suit season.

I was thinking of you. I figured I could make the sacrifice.

[Holly]

I was thinking of you. I figured I could make the sacrifice.

I am not surprised.

I could already tell by your "American Psycho", "Mr. Brooks", and "One of my five strippers is missing and may be dead" threads from yesterday, that you're that kind of guy. This baby is going to hit the gene pool powerball.

[.~.]

I am not surprised.

I could already tell by your "American Psycho", "Mr. Brooks", and "One of my five strippers is missing and may be dead" threads from yesterday, that you're that kind of guy. This baby is going to hit the gene pool powerball.

Holly, haven't you ever cheated on your husband?

[lazycash]

Holy fuck you're annoying.

I have no idea whose fake nick this is but I'm going to guess you're either 16 or you've never actually touched a real girl. Or probably both.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Holly, its Greg Demchek aka the sexy ladies.com spammer of the last four years. He is in his mid twenties but just recently lost his virginity so he's eager to make as many immature sexual threads as possible.

[.~.]

Holly, its Greg Demchek aka the sexy ladies.com spammer of the last four years. He is in his mid twenties but just recently lost his virginity so he's eager to make as many immature sexual threads as possible.

I love this "lazycash" fucker. He sucks his brother's cock and then gets mad when everyone finds out about it.

I didn't start the fire dude. You need to talk to your brother.

[PornMogul]

This whole thread is pretty useless and a waste of teh interweb

[Voodoo]

what exactly is frowny blue face for?

I'm not quite sure. It's part of the Google Toolbar though.

[tranza]

Are you pretty much talking to yourself??

[.~.]

This whole thread is pretty useless and a waste of teh interweb

I agree! You need to get back to what you do best - you fucking scab! Eat my shit and enjoy the taste!

[.~.]

Are you pretty much talking to yourself??

I don't think he is. There are a lot of people posting here.

[bashbug]

Take your meds greg before I call your mother

[steved]

I agree! You need to get back to what you do best - you fucking scab! Eat my shit and enjoy the taste!

Greg, when are you going to sue me again? It's been soooooo long since you told me, I figured you forgot.

[Spunky]

She wanted me to shit on her