synchronization is a process
by which two discrete databases
serve the same data
this function is sometimes accomplished
by adding data
sometimes by deleting
a common application for the sync process
occurs when one database
resides on a server
and another resides on a client
synchronization should only be carried out
by a system administrator
fisting is a process by which
a hand is inserted in the vagina
copious lubricant should be applied liberally
the action is most likely to be successful
if the G-spot is rubbed vigorously
before the hand is inserted
the G-spot resides on the inside of the vagina
on the other side of the clitoris
it can be stimulated with a
'come-hither' curling of the middle finger
or by a vigorous rubbing of two or three fingers
users know when they have applied the correct
pressure because the user interface begins to clinch
and clasp and the operating system
renders spontaneous religious testaments
connoting a subconscious belief
in the intervention of a supreme deity
for example
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
general protection fault errors
otherwise known as a GPFs
or a system crash
rarely occur when the software engineer
works closely with quality assurance
to ensure an elegant execution
of processor intensive calculations
which is to say
if the OS has optimal memory
and users apply lots of lube
everything should be fine
just don't go past the wrist
kesey seven, january 5, 2008, synchronized fisting
For more of Kesey's instructional guides type Lez in Google and then click the Extreme link.
by which two discrete databases
serve the same data
this function is sometimes accomplished
by adding data
sometimes by deleting
a common application for the sync process
occurs when one database
resides on a server
and another resides on a client
synchronization should only be carried out
by a system administrator
fisting is a process by which
a hand is inserted in the vagina
copious lubricant should be applied liberally
the action is most likely to be successful
if the G-spot is rubbed vigorously
before the hand is inserted
the G-spot resides on the inside of the vagina
on the other side of the clitoris
it can be stimulated with a
'come-hither' curling of the middle finger
or by a vigorous rubbing of two or three fingers
users know when they have applied the correct
pressure because the user interface begins to clinch
and clasp and the operating system
renders spontaneous religious testaments
connoting a subconscious belief
in the intervention of a supreme deity
for example
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
general protection fault errors
otherwise known as a GPFs
or a system crash
rarely occur when the software engineer
works closely with quality assurance
to ensure an elegant execution
of processor intensive calculations
which is to say
if the OS has optimal memory
and users apply lots of lube
everything should be fine
just don't go past the wrist
kesey seven, january 5, 2008, synchronized fisting
For more of Kesey's instructional guides type Lez in Google and then click the Extreme link.