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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    Elmo ...

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached Lena.

    "I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Remember when those first came out? That's how old that joke is.

    But old testicle jokes never die
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Lol..that was kinda funny

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      • Shagbunny
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2007
        • 3028

        #4
        yea kinda

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        • CuriousToyBoy
          Crazy Aussie Bastard
          • Aug 2005
          • 16787

          #5
          Originally posted by StuartD
          Remember when those first came out? That's how old that joke is.

          But old testicle jokes never die
          Laughed as much when it was emailed to me this time as I did when I first got emailed it years ago.

          And I knew what was coming....

          Ahhh.. the simple pleasures....

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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            LOL !!!!! First time i'd heard it...


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            • carol.prime
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2006
              • 6960

              #7
              yeah. test tickles joke. oldie but goody.
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