Myspace dating help needed!

[L-Pink]

A lot of you have posted your myspace sex adventures, I have been batting zero. Am I being to honest in my initial email? Thanks for your advise.

"I am looking for a big titted brunette, stupid or mildly retarded that will suck my cock while I take a dump. You look perfect, when can we meet?"

[OzMan]

leave out the dump part and you will be swimming in pussy juice

[Zuzana Designs]

ya the taking a dump part may scare them away