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  • CIVMatt
    Amateur Pimpin
    • Aug 2004
    • 13075

    #1

    [CTRL + V] Official Thread

    Post your Ctrl+v:


    ok, so shooting during the week is okay or no?
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  • Wizzo
    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
    • Nov 2000
    • 15224

    #2
    Ew this chick was nasty. Yeeeeaah.

    bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
    Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
    bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
    Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
    bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
    bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

    (pause)

    Katie_007: is that it?
    bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
    bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

    (pause)

    bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
    bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
    Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
    Katie_007: ...
    bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
    Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
    Katie_007: whatever.
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    • Violetta
      Affiliate
      • Jul 2004
      • 28735

      #3
      I just turned on my computer... nothing there...
      M&A Queen

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      • pornask
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2006
        • 6518

        #4
        LOL, Wizzo, that is just too damn fucking funny... holy shit :D

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        • deanberkeley
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2006
          • 634

          #5
          [email protected]

          ICQ# 200-385-093

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          • ADL Colin
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Feb 2001
            • 11929

            #6
            http://www.mcdep.com/rtweek71019.pdf


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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
              Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
              bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
              Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
              bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
              bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

              (pause)

              Katie_007: is that it?
              bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
              bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
              Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

              (pause)

              bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
              bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
              Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
              bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
              bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
              Katie_007: ...
              bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
              Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
              bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
              Katie_007: whatever.
              God DAMN that is funny. Is that from baiting.org?!

              icq:159548293

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              • Lemons
                Registered User
                • Oct 2007
                • 63

                #8
                http://www.mclass.com.br/scripts/mclass.dll/main

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                • Iron Fist
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  You might notice some slow page loads for the next hour or two. This a problem with an OC-3 two hops upstream from us. They're working on the problem already.
                  i like waffles

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                  • Theo
                    HAL 9000
                    • May 2001
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    vad tror du? kram Victoria

                    no idea what it means,seeking for translator lol

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                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32449

                      #11
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                      • Basic_man
                        Programming King Pin
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 27360

                        #12
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                        • punker barbie
                          Meow Meow!!!
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 10232

                          #13
                          http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...8108_0_ALB.jpg

                          dont ask LOL and yes im taking a piss
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                          • quantum-x
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 6863

                            #14
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                            • 96ukssob
                              So Fucking Banananananas
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 12991

                              #15
                              Originally posted by punker barbie
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                              dont ask LOL and yes im taking a piss
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