Difference between guts and balls...

[Fucksakes]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:" You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

[BoyAlley]

As if 99% of the breeders on here ever get laid without paying for it, much less have to worry about getting it from 2 different women on the same night.

[GrouchyAdmin]

Unlike the resident BoyAlley who not only forgets the names of the bois he meets at the rave, but which ones he's already had?

[pornguy]

As if 99% of the breeders on here ever get laid without paying for it, much less have to worry about getting it from 2 different women on the same night.

I guess I am in the 1% as I get laid by the wife ever day, and when the mood strikes her, I get her and a girlfriend.

[Jarmusch]

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

That's too funny