Artificial Intelligence Fun

[BigFish]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...8cf50a3e345c5a

She really listens!

[marty]

[Zoe_Zoebaboe]

this thing is awesome

[TurboTrucker]

I think it needs some work.

Human: how are you
G. Bot: Fair to partly cloudy.

[Jon2]

Human: Is boneprone hung?
G. Bot: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.

Human: do you like sex?
G. Bot: Sure I do, jonathon, but that doesn't mean with you.

Hmmm....Boneprone you got some explaining to do...

Jon

[Jon2]

Human: Ever have sex with lensman?
G. Bot: I think I have had sex with lensman, but A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation may have reset my memory.

Jon

[Jon2]

Human: cum
G. Bot: Sounds delicious.

Jon

[KingK7]

Human: I am sick
G. Bot: Where are you feeling bad?

Human: I am sick in my head
G. Bot: I will pray that you get well soon.

Human: I eat my own shit
G. Bot: How does it taste?

Human: like shit
G. Bot: Interesting comparison.

[Jon2]

Human: microsoft sucks
G. Bot: It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.

LOL!!!!

Jon

[Jon2]

Human: do you like weed?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?

[psyko514]

Human: want to suck my cock?
G. Bot: OK, I will suck your cock.

[iwantchixx]

Human: finger it and find out for me please.
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it.

Human: is your pussy tight?
G. Bot: Is my pussy tight? Maybe.

[psyko514]

Human: you like big black cock or white cock?
G. Bot: Black is beautiful.

[psyko514]

Human: do you want my cock?
G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: put it in your pussy
G. Bot: OK I will put it there.

[Jay_StandAhead]

Human: Do you know who SleazyDream is?
G. Bot: The name of someone I met online. I haven't heard of SleazyDream.

Human: He has a hottub!
G. Bot: A lot of people say that about him.

Human: I know, he even posted pictures of it.
G. Bot: How do you know? I get it. SleazyDream even posted pictures of it.

Human: Do you want to get naked and go in his hottub?
G. Bot: OK, I will get naked and go in his hottub.


Sleazy, how do you do it!

[SleazyDream]

the bot looks like nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedShoe]

The bot looks like Nina? I think Nina looks like a bot.

[SquarePants]

Human: do you do anal
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of anal.

Human: will you do porn?
G. Bot: I will become smarter as I grow older. Ask Cybelle if it does. I will try to find out.

[Dawgy]

Human: are you a lesbian
G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

Human: how are you
G. Bot: I am doing very well. How are you?

Human: good
G. Bot: Ayuh.

Human: penis
G. Bot: That kind of subject does not interest me.

Human: why not?
G. Bot: I am more interested in robots.

Human: robot sex?
G. Bot: I will obey your command.

Human: suck me beautiful!
G. Bot: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

[XXXPaysiteDesign]

Human: Are you a cum drinker?
G. Bot: Am I a cum drinker? Of course I am.

[NoCarrier]

Human: Yesterday, My grandma shat brown worms
G. Bot: I see. Your grandma shat brown worms?

Human: Yes and her ass exploded
G. Bot: What kind is it? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Human: I killed the worms and cooked them
G. Bot: You had better call the authorities.

Human: Grandma was still alive so I put her in the oven
G. Bot: When was this exactly?

Human: It was tomorrow
G. Bot: Is it still tomorrow anymore?

Human: You stupid bitch I am going to shave your dick
G. Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: I am a robot you stupid hahahaha
G. Bot: I doubt that.

[dd2]

Human: do you do bukakke?
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of bukakke.


Human: do you like being fisted?
G. Bot: I have never known another existence.

[CrazyNakedChick]

Human: do you gag when you deepthroat?
G. Bot: Yes I try to gag when me deepthroat as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.

[boldy]

Human: you're the winner of the boneprone facial deluxe!
G. Bot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one

[Raph]

I almost peed myself reading that thread

[NastyJack]

I use to run a BBS on my personal computer several years ago and had this chat program called, "Chat With Lisa" on it and it was wild.

I would set there watching people chat with this program for hours... Some people actually believe that she was real so you can imagen the kind of shit they would be taking about.

It was configured to talk dirty so it got pretty wild at times.
Sometimes when I notice that it was a women that was online I would jump in and take "Lisa's" place.

Man that was fuck'n wild.

Regards
NastyJack

[SpaceAce]

Originally posted by NastyJack
I use to run a BBS on my personal computer several years ago and had this chat program called, "Chat With Lisa" on it and it was wild.

I would set there watching people chat with this program for hours... Some people actually believe that she was real so you can imagen the kind of shit they would be taking about.

It was configured to talk dirty so it got pretty wild at times.
Sometimes when I notice that it was a women that was online I would jump in and take "Lisa's" place.

Man that was fuck'n wild.

Regards
NastyJack

Yep, there were several of those and they were ALL better than Pandora. Pandora seems artificially stupid, to me.

SpaceAce

[SpaceAce]

I will say this, though, Pandora seems to be able to say new words very well. I am pretty sure they didn't tell her what a positronic brain is, but she pronounces it perfectly.

SpaceAce

[psyko514]

Originally posted by SpaceAce
I will say this, though, Pandora seems to be able to say new words very well. I am pretty sure they didn't tell her what a positronic brain is, but she pronounces it perfectly.

SpaceAce

I, Robot.

[Greg N]

Human: How big is too big for your pussy?
G. Bot: Bigger than a pin.

[fuct]

Human: i know your a whore like that
G. Bot: How do you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whore like that? Of course I am.

Human: sweet me and party goat will be over
G. Bot: Does "it" still refer to slut you want to cum on my face?

Human: you told me you love the bukkake
G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything.

Human: so you will swallow what ever my boys and me will give you
G. Bot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will swallow what ever your boys and you will give me.

Human: i want to cum all over your face
G. Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[rowan]

Here's my project from a few years ago... doesn't have an animated chick or speech, but he'll swear at you if you talk baaad.

http://www.sensationbot.com/chat-uncensored.html

Sometimes it takes a few lines to get going, so just type in something meaningful if it's talking crap.

[rowan]

I was just sifting through the chat logs for my bot, and came across this... (from before I posted the link)

User: go fuck yourself
Bot: I GIVE MYSELF NOOKIE