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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32235

    #1

    Funny linux commands

    % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans

    % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.

    % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % Unmatched ".
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.

    % \(-
    (-: Command not found.

    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink matter
    matter: cannot create

    apropos women
    women: nothing appropriate.

    touch /dev/breasts
    touch: cannot touch `/dev/breasts': Permission denied
  • AGS-17
    Confirmed User
    • May 2005
    • 1402

    #2
    Very Funny....

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    • drjones
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2005
      • 908

      #3
      Turn up your speaker volume...

      $ cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
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      • KILL_FRENZY
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 6184

        #4
        funny

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        • u-Bob
          there's no $$$ in porn
          • Jul 2005
          • 33063

          #5
          hehe

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          • Klen
            • Aug 2006
            • 32235

            #6
            I wonder is there unix version of this.Need to take a look.

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            • ServerGenius
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 9377

              #7
              some work others don't, the ones that work wil also work on other unix type
              OS'es
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