How can I show different html based on time of day? perhaps php code?

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-01-2007, 06:54 AM

http://www.askapache.com/htaccess/ti...cond-time.html

**KimJI** · 09-01-2007, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

http://www.askapache.com/htaccess/ti...cond-time.html

Holy shit. Did Juicy just make a serious webmaster related reply? Or this one of the outsourced monkey that forgot what character he was logged in with?

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 07:16 AM

thanks Big D

**RawAlex** · 09-01-2007, 07:18 AM

Juicy likes pie... and apache!

**quantum-x** · 09-01-2007, 07:29 AM

<? if (date('G') >= 8 && date('G') >= 12) { ?>

Alternate code

<? } else { ?>

Other code

<? } ?>

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-01-2007, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by KimJI

Holy shit. Did Juicy just make a serious webmaster related reply? Or this one of the outsourced monkey that forgot what character he was logged in with?

i gave them off for the weekend , they be back on Tues

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 05:36 PM

Damn - I tried the mod rewrite Juicy sent me. It worked fine at first, but it didn't switch it back at the appropriate hour.

Originally posted by quantum-x

<? if (date('G') >= 8 && date('G') >= 12) { ?>

Alternate code

<? } else { ?>

Other code

<? } ?>

So I tried tat one, and it doesn't seem to be working either.

Anyone can help me with this? 169334379

**uno** · 09-01-2007, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by KimJI

Holy shit. Did Juicy just make a serious webmaster related reply? Or this one of the outsourced monkey that forgot what character he was logged in with?

I think someone hacked his nick.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 09-01-2007, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Wolfy

So I tried tat one, and it doesn't seem to be working either.

Anyone can help me with this? 169334379

You need to set it to run at whatever your server time is, offset from yours. So if the server thinks it's 10, and you think it's 8, you set it for 10. If it didn't work at all, php short tags are off, replace the <? part with <?php and it should work.

**J4ck** · 09-01-2007, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by uno

I think someone hacked his nick.

LOLLL

**quantum-x** · 09-01-2007, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by Wolfy

Damn - I tried the mod rewrite Juicy sent me. It worked fine at first, but it didn't switch it back at the appropriate hour.

So I tried tat one, and it doesn't seem to be working either.

Anyone can help me with this? 169334379

Sure it does.
If you need assitance, you can ICQ me for my hourly rate.

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 06:18 PM

i just sent you an ICQ.

Hopefully your hourly rate is pro-rateable, since this should take you a couple seconds to fix :D

**psili** · 09-01-2007, 06:37 PM

I suck at programming, so if you try the following, you might be insane.

Code:

<?PHP
 // default to all hours
 $flash = "<object....><embed....></embed></object>";
 // test time frame
 if( date("H") >= 20 && date("H") != 0 ) 
 {
   $flash = "<object...>new shit<embed...>new shit</embed></object>";
 }
?>

Code:

 <html>
   <body>
    <?PHP echo($flash); ?>
   </body>
 </html>

Again, I'll make no excuses for the above blowing up a server. Sorry. I like to bump threads sometimes with uselessnessnessness....ness.

**psili** · 09-01-2007, 06:47 PM

I do suck at programming... maybe the PHP "if" statement could have simply been:

if( date("H") >= 20 ) // 'H'
{
.. blah blah
}

anyway... back to nonsense.

Originally posted by psili

I suck at programming, so if you try the following, you might be insane.

Code:

<?PHP
 // default to all hours
 $flash = "<object....><embed....></embed></object>";
 // test time frame
 if( date("H") >= 20 && date("H") != 0 ) 
 {
   $flash = "<object...>new shit<embed...>new shit</embed></object>";
 }
?>

Code:

 <html>
   <body>
    <?PHP echo($flash); ?>
   </body>
 </html>

Again, I'll make no excuses for the above blowing up a server. Sorry. I like to bump threads sometimes with uselessnessnessness....ness.

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 06:57 PM

somebody ICQ me please - 169334379

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 07:20 PM

bargitty barg barg barg

COME ON!!!!!!

*New drink :D

**GrouchyAdmin** · 09-01-2007, 07:27 PM

Hi Wolfy,

Sorry I missed you - I was having dinner and my volume was set too low to notice. Feel free to hit me up. ICQ is in the sig.

**Wolfy** · 09-01-2007, 07:50 PM

thank you GA and psili, you guys rock!

**psili** · 09-01-2007, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Wolfy

thank you GA and psili, you guys rock!

Grouchy's attentive, for a grouchy guy ;)
He doesn't misplace or forget the special characters.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 09-01-2007, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by psili

I do suck at programming... maybe the PHP "if" statement could have simply been:

if( date("H") >= 20 ) // 'H'
{
.. blah blah
}

There's no need for the leading zeros. 'G' will work fine. This will work until 11:59, but if you want to get pedantic:

Code:

if (date("G") >= "20" || (date("G") == "0" && date("i")  == "00")) {

Originally posted by psili

Grouchy's attentive, for a grouchy guy ;)
He doesn't misplace or forget the special characters.

Hahaha. I love using a text editor that colorizes for me. I've used 'vi' until I switched to KDE, and Kate's my new babe.

**psili** · 09-01-2007, 08:00 PM

I totally see what you mean. When I was sadly trying to help Wolfy, after looking at his .txt file, I gave him:

if (date("G") >= "20" {

which made his PHP puke -- I missed the right parens. Oh well... that's why there's "programmers" and "script kiddies" (I'll be the latter) to help all others get confused, I guess.

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

There's no need for the leading zeros. 'G' will work fine. This will work until 11:59, but if you want to get pedantic:

Code:

if (date("G") >= "20" || (date("G") == "0" && date("i")  == "00")) {

Hahaha. I love using a text editor that colorizes for me. I've used 'vi' until I switched to KDE, and Kate's my new babe.

How can I show different html based on time of day? perhaps php code?

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