Need a programmer <-- Spam me

[KimJI]

I need this done within 7 days:

................... General

Clean design with menu to the left
Web interface designed for PhP with a mysql database
Multiple files upload at once (3-5)
It will add a number to the front of the file name each time it uploads a new file ("0001-filename.jpg")
Watermark (insert url in bottom corner - twice)
Add metatag to each file in the database
Store filename, and date added in database




................... Flow
After I have pushed "upload" it will tell me weather or not it was successful
IT will then list the files and show me a TextBox next to each image filename with the templates described below






................... Admin section for files where I can
- Filename (maybe thumbnail and size as well, so I can keep track on disk use)
- view file
- date added
- a "delete" button
- a "get code" button



Payment is wire only. You get 50&#37; when basic upload function is running and the last 50% when everything in the description is running as descriped

[sniperwolf]

Hi there!

If you are open for outsourcing, you can try us out.

[KimJI]

Hi there!

If you are open for outsourcing, you can try us out.

I'm sorry but no thanks. I got only bad experience with outsourced work

I got a programmer (Christian) now all is taken care of now

[baycouples]

ICQ me. I've been doing programming for the last 10 years. I have a resume if you want and bunch of big eCommerce sites in the portfolio. I do my work very fast.

[KimJI]

ICQ me. I've been doing programming for the last 10 years. I have a resume if you want and bunch of big eCommerce sites in the portfolio. I do my work very fast.

But you cant read or what? I said
"I got a programmer (Christian) now all is taken care of now"

But I will add you to the list I need a programmer for another project in the future

[baycouples]

But you cant read or what? I said
"I got a programmer (Christian) now all is taken care of now"

But I will add you to the list I need a programmer for another project in the future

OK. Calm down. I assumed that all of the thread replies were solicitors so I replied after ONLY reading your original post. Hope I didn't ruin your day.

[KimJI]

OK. Calm down. I assumed that all of the thread replies were solicitors so I replied after ONLY reading your original post. Hope I didn't ruin your day.

no sweat - I added you to the list if I need a programmer for another project in the future

[Guy8856]

heh... I'm guessing you already found someone, but may I ask how much you paid for this project?

[KimJI]

heh... I'm guessing you already found someone, but may I ask how much you paid for this project?

I found someone, but he screwed me over. So I'm looking again.
But I'm not a programmer, so I don't know how long it will take you to make a script like that, and I don't want to know either.

You are the programmer, you are the experts, you know how long this will take - not me. So you tell me what it will cost.

If you are unable to do that, it must be because you don't know how to make the script, and then please don't waste my time by saying you can do it.

I already wasted 9 days now, I don't want to waste another 9

[KimJI]

Hit me up on ICQ. I think I might be able to do this for you.

You "think you might"? that is not what im looking for.

If you know you can do it, you hit me up with a offer - see sig for ICQ

[Sen]

Hit me up on ICQ. I think I might be able to do this for you.

Darling I really don't know what kind of a sales person u are but if u say at such a simple script sorry KimJL u think u can do that. My god a good programmer is 2 hours done. A shit programmer like me is in 4 hours done.

And no i don't want the job. But I hire a lot of designers and programmers and the most annoying thing is if u aske what it costs they ask u what is your budget. WHO THE FUCK CAREES ABOUT MY BUDGET. Give me a fucking price.

Sorry kim that i got mad so sorry for your thread but I HATE THOSE PEOPLE

[Guy8856]

Well, if all you need is what you posted, then it takes a whole 20 mins, if that.

Sorry, I'm not going to bother with it as I don't take small projects, but don't pay anymore than $50 for something like that. It's a very simple script you're looking for, unless I got the requirements wrong.

The reason I asked is because you said you'd pay 50/50, meaning you're probably going to end paying a whole lot more than you need to.

[KimJI]

Darling I really don't know what kind of a sales person u are but if u say at such a simple script sorry KimJL u think u can do that. My god a good programmer is 2 hours done. A shit programmer like me is in 4 hours done.

And no i don't want the job. But I hire a lot of designers and programmers and the most annoying thing is if u aske what it costs they ask u what is your budget. WHO THE FUCK CAREES ABOUT MY BUDGET. Give me a fucking price.

Sorry kim that i got mad so sorry for your thread but I HATE THOSE PEOPLE

I understand what you are saying 100% and I feel the same way

[KimJI]

I have turned down 8 people now. They either want to be payed through Paypal or don't even know what price to ask. Before you hit me up, read the fucking SPECEFICATION!! If you cant even understand the payment procedure, how should I trust you with the programming?

[Guy8856]

I have turned down 8 people now. They either want to be payed through Paypal or don't even know what price to ask. Before you hit me up, read the fucking SPECEFICATION!! If you cant even understand the payment procedure, how should I trust you with the programming?

And who the fuck sends $100 via bank wire? Something tells me you ain't going to pay...

Christ, that's basically my hourly rate.

[Sen]

I don't know what kind of programmer you are being able to make a statement like that without having all the details of what somebody wants. Obviously not a very professional one.

I am not a programmer or a very poor one. But i know from the very clear topicstart that i could make it.

And what more details do u need. Why u don't ask does details in this topic.

And what is that maybe i can make that.

[KimJI]

I'm not exactly begging for work and I'm not a coder for hire, especially not on this board. I'm just a little bored right now.

And yes I think. I don't have all the details of what you want, your desciption isn't exactly very clear and I would not be able to produce the quality of work that I associate myself with based on it.

If you want my help you can hit me up on ICQ, if not you can deal with the script kiddies looking for work on gfy.

You don't get it, enjoy your Sunday

[KimJI]

And who the fuck sends $100 via bank wire? Something tells me you ain't going to pay...

Christ, that's basically my hourly rate.

I Pay - always, and most of the time up front. Exept programmers, because most of them never complete the job according to the specs.

[Sen]

And neither do you.

ps. your signature has a grammatical error
Because my shitty English does not even understand it.


A whole new to update your TGP

[KimJI]

And neither do you.

Someone send me a ICQ with this link

http://validator.w3.org/check?verbos...e%3Dtgpmanager

Maybe you should spend your weekend fixing your own code

[KimJI]

pornopete: since you find me so annoying, why do you spend time replying here all the time. Go play in a content post or something, I'm looking for a programmer - you were not qualified so don't waste your time here.

[gleem]

kim, I can't even list how many times I've gotten a half ass job by programmers that had no business taking on the job in the first place. I hope you find what you are looking for, but be prepared to pay for it 3x and as soon as you hear "My mom is in the hospital" just fire them and get another.. your $50 job could easily end up costing you $1000.

[sarettah]

I found someone, but he screwed me over. So I'm looking again.
But I'm not a programmer, so I don't know how long it will take you to make a script like that, and I don't want to know either.

You are the programmer, you are the experts, you know how long this will take - not me. So you tell me what it will cost.

If you are unable to do that, it must be because you don't know how to make the script, and then please don't waste my time by saying you can do it.

I already wasted 9 days now, I don't want to waste another 9

How did he screw you over?

As far as whether someone can do it or not and how long it will take, it is my opinion that you need to be clearer on the specs.

If you would like a quote on it and are open to cooperating in the process necessary to produce an estimate, let me know because there would be several questions I would have before I could tell you how long it would take to do it right and right now you are not sounding too open to answering questions.

[HomerSimpson]

I'm slow and expencive, because I dring a lot.... so If that's fine with you hit me up on ICQ

PS: have great expirience with uploading files... worked on some of the biggest upload sites online!