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[SoulJah]

Can someone explain the tax process to me? Thanks.

[Voodoo]

Sure.

1. You work hard and make money.
2. Divide what you make into 1/2.
3. Put 1/2 of the money into an envelope addressed to:
The Internal Revenue Service
Everywhere, U.S.A. 00666
4. Bend over
5. Allow the I.R.S. to come ass bang you.
6. Smile and enjoy, because you will do it again next year!

Woot!

[Juicy D. Links]

www.irs.gov

[lagwagon]

most everyone on this board is a CPA

[Juicy D. Links]

I specialize in Bukkake taxes so if you have any questions shoot away...


BTW the first 2 gallons of jizzz can ve written off a a loss

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by SoulJah
Can someone explain the tax process to me? Thanks.

Sure we have this great system worked out over here...you take half of everything you make and give it to the government...then with the money you have left...your 50% you get to take advantage of our sales tax as well of 15% on pretty much everything you buy ...some quick math...you start with 1...you lose .5 right away...then you will spend approx 60% of that .5 you have left on taxable items or services...meaning you are losing another .05

so basically 55 percent of anything we bring in is gone...and all the perks we used to think we had have been sold off

[SoulJah]

50% tax? Is that U.S.? I've always worked for a company and they take the tax off my weekly pay check so I have no idea how they do it in business.

So If I were to make 60,000 this year, how much would I have to pay in taxes?

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by SoulJah
50% tax? Is that U.S.? I've always worked for a company and they take the tax off my weekly pay check so I have no idea how they do it in business.

So If I were to make 60,000 this year, how much would I have to pay in taxes?

Naw I'm up in Canada...we get raped here