Hypothetical question

[Libertine]

This is a *purely hypothetical* question.

What would you do if you had been with your girlfriend for 2+ years, and in that time she had...

...gained 30 pounds
...turned from punk/goth into mainstream
...become semi-frigid
...become a very, very whiny person
...become a very, very bitchy person
...become boring as fuck
...lost all sexual creativity
...developed an ego the size of NYC
...become obsessed with herself
...become possessive as hell
...started bitching about your friends
...become paranoid about your female friends
...become paranoid about all women
...stopped showing any interest in your activities

...but you still had feelings for her?

[FATPad]

Press reset on your "Desperation Meter" and find someone else?

[EpcCsh_PD]

sounds kinda like sleazy dream

[Fro]

Originally posted by FATPad
Press reset on your "Desperation Meter" and find someone else?

[corvette]

thats tough

[Spunky]

Dump the bitch...lifes too short

[smut4all]

If you really love her, you'll kick her to the curb for her own good. That rejection should turn into anger forcing her to become depressed turning back to punk and all that strees is going to force her to loose 40 pounds and toughen the bitch up.

[TeraBabes]

Sounds to me like you already know what you want to (and are going to) do.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Sounds to me like you already know what you want to (and are going to) do.

Actually, no. I love her... she just makes me want to kill her most of the time.

[Brujah]

Fuck her mom.

[Spunky]

Originally posted by punkworld


Actually, no. I love her... she just makes me want to kill her most of the time.

Sounds like its going to happen sooner or later.You are starting to hate things about her..If there is no sex whats the point of having her around...Bootski

[FATPad]

Originally posted by punkworld


Actually, no. I love her... she just makes me want to kill her most of the time.

Ehhh....from that list up there, what's to love?

Sounds like you're with her out of habit if anything.

[machineg]

Originally posted by punkworld


Actually, no. I love her... she just makes me want to kill her most of the time.

Ahh, then you must marry her.

thats what a wife is all about .

[quiet]

you were going to break up with her a couple of months ago, correct?

time to move on...

[LiveDose]

Originally posted by punkworld


Actually, no. I love her... she just makes me want to kill her most of the time.

Oh, in that case you should stay with her...

C'mon dude that was a pretty large list... Get back in the game.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by spunky1

Sounds like its going to happen sooner or later.You are starting to hate things about her..If there is no sex whats the point of having her around...Bootski

There is sex, but not as much as before. We used to do it at least 4 or 5 times a day... now, maybe twice a week. (and yes, I call that semi-frigid. every girl I've ever been with wanted way more)

[twistyneck]

Dump her now. It *only* gets worse, she'll never, ever go back to what she used to be. Think it's bad now? Come back in a few years and tell us how much worse it is then.

[Spunky]

Originally posted by punkworld


There is sex, but not as much as before. We used to do it at least 4 or 5 times a day... now, maybe twice a week. (and yes, I call that semi-frigid. every girl I've ever been with wanted way more)

Twice a week is pretty fucking good.Try being married and get it twice a year...

[Libertine]

Originally posted by quiet
you were going to break up with her a couple of months ago, correct?

time to move on...

Yeah... but to be honest, I can't imagine what life without her would be like. Seems very, very empty for some reason...

[fnet]

Originally posted by punkworld
What would you do if you had been with your girlfriend for 2+ years, and in that time she had...

(...)

...but you still had feelings for her?

That's how it is. After 2 years the secret sauce is gone.

Are you just as cool as ever, or have you lamed out too?

whatever the case, it sounds like you (now) have a very low opinion of her. because of that, the relationship is doomed. and you want it to end. you just lack the courage to change, so you're going to tear her shit down hatefully, piece by piece, like a coward. dude at least practice euthanasia.

[Scootermuze]

Present the 'strictly hypothetical' list to her and sit down and discuss each thing listed.

Don't criticize.. don't complain.. just tell her that you want her to help you to understand why these changes are goin on.

Her answers.. or lack of.. could tell you alot, and possibly make your decision for you..

[stanton]

Originally posted by Scootermuze
Present the 'strictly hypothetical' list to her and sit down and discuss each thing listed.

Don't criticize.. don't complain.. just tell her that you want her to help you to understand why these changes are goin on.

Her answers.. or lack of.. could tell you alot, and possibly make your decision for you..

i double that!

[gothweb]

I'd ask a bunch of fuckwits on a webmaster board.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by fnet


That's how it is. After 2 years the secret sauce is gone.

Are you just as cool as ever, or have you lamed out too?

whatever the case, it sounds like you (now) have a very low opinion of her. because of that, the relationship is doomed. and you want it to end. you just lack the courage to change, so you're going to tear her shit down hatefully, piece by piece, like a coward. dude at least practice euthanasia.

It's not really about "secret sauce". It's about her freaking out when I talk to another girl, saying she's gonna kill her. Or her turning away when we're in bed and I put my arm around her. Or her getting mad at me because she thinks I am "stealing her things" when I am doing something she also does. (I taught her how to play chess, she gets into it and joins a chess club, she doesn't want me to play chess anymore because it's "her thing". I have been programming for many, many years, she has started doing it two months ago. She gets mad when I start a new project... because it's now one of "her things") Or her getting mad if I don't agree with her... on anything. Or her kicking me out when I eat some m&m's when she's on a diet. Or her telling me she won't come over to my place ever again if I share a house with my best friend.

Fuck. I need to break up with her.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by gothweb
I'd ask a bunch of fuckwits on a webmaster board.

GFY is my psychiatrist.

[gothweb]

Originally posted by punkworld

Fuck. I need to break up with her.

It sounds like you might. However, first you guys have some serious communication to do. no matter how bad it is, she needs to know how serious it is to you before you walk out.

[sinmaster]

Originally posted by punkworld
Or her kicking me out when I eat some m&m's when she's on a diet. Fuck. I need to break up with her.

Dude if she is petty enough to kick you out over m&m's it is time
to move on for damn sure.
Ya just don't fuck with a dudes m&m's

[stanton]

I broke up with my girlfriend becuase she ate my pizza!!!

Kick the bitch out!

[Libertine]

Originally posted by gothweb


It sounds like you might. However, first you guys have some serious communication to do. no matter how bad it is, she needs to know how serious it is to you before you walk out.

We tried communication many times... didn't work. Every time we talked, the situation eventually returned to it's old state, then continued to deteriorate.

I think she hates me as much as I hate her... the problem is that she probably also loves me as much as I love her. I think she probably feels the same way though, and also wants to end it.
I'll talk with her tomorrow. Single life, here I come

[Spunky]

Originally posted by stanton
I broke up with my girlfriend becuase she ate my pizza!!!

Kick the bitch out!

Thats cause for serious beats... Punkworld...just fucking end it ..tell your sick of this shit and its over...its not doing anybody any good...after you give her one good pork of course

[KrazieSweets]

[Lexxx]

When's your lease expire?

[VirtuMike]

Damn dude that's the story of my life!

I can hypnotize her. That'd be cool, I've been doing it all the time lately. Chicks love to be hypnotized. True story.

Oh yeah and if she doesn't get her shit together tell her you'll dump her for a pornstar that goes down on you for $3 worth of shiny things. Or you'll import one from a mail order company that doesn't speak a word of english and thinks toilet paper is a luxury.

And then BUY MY CONTENT!

[gothweb]

Originally posted by punkworld


We tried communication many times... didn't work. Every time we talked, the situation eventually returned to it's old state, then continued to deteriorate.

I think she hates me as much as I hate her... the problem is that she probably also loves me as much as I love her. I think she probably feels the same way though, and also wants to end it.
I'll talk with her tomorrow. Single life, here I come

My ex and I did this sort of thing back and forth for most of our relationship. When we weren't fighting to keep things together, we were just fighting.

I guess, eventually, it just becomes impossible. You just get to a point where there is too much hostility on both sides. There is probably something that can be done, to make it so failure isn't inevitible. Who knows what it is, though.

[pink_in_the_middle]

Originally posted by punkworld


GFY is my psychiatrist.

Big mistake

[Libertine]

Originally posted by gothweb


My ex and I did this sort of thing back and forth for most of our relationship. When we weren't fighting to keep things together, we were just fighting.

I guess, eventually, it just becomes impossible. You just get to a point where there is too much hostility on both sides. There is probably something that can be done, to make it so failure isn't inevitible. Who knows what it is, though.

A combination of sex, hugging, cuddling, talking and no fighting seems to have worked for now.

[cherrylula]

Sounds like she is changing.

Try the long honest talk about where you both see yourself in five years. If your ideas of life are not the same, then it is time to move on.

Have fun.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by cherrylula
Sounds like she is changing.

Try the long honest talk about where you both see yourself in five years. If your ideas of life are not the same, then it is time to move on.

Have fun.

Finding someone who shares my interests would be close to impossible to find.

[Sassyass]

Originally posted by punkworld
This is a *purely hypothetical* question.

What would you do if you had been with your girlfriend for 2+ years, and in that time she had...

...gained 30 pounds
...turned from punk/goth into mainstream
...become semi-frigid
...become a very, very whiny person
...become a very, very bitchy person
...become boring as fuck
...lost all sexual creativity
...developed an ego the size of NYC
...become obsessed with herself
...become possessive as hell
...started bitching about your friends
...become paranoid about your female friends
...become paranoid about all women
...stopped showing any interest in your activities

...but you still had feelings for her?

So basicly your dating a
...135-155 pound girl
...who is wearing strech pants and blue jeans
...with low self- esteem
...and is blaming everyone else for it
...lost interest in her life.
...she knows that she no longer needs to sex you up to keep you
...trying new ways to over come her lack of self worth
...knows that she is not sexing you up so is trying a new way to keep you
...is afraid that your going ot leave her
... "ditto"
... "ditto"
... and has no interest in what you do

...but you want to fix her?

Dude I understand the feelings thing believe me, but...
Get your balls out of the closet and put them back on. Life is too short to stay with someone like that,,, well, If you look like Egor then maybe you should stay,, but baring that.....

[Dawgy]

does she have a hot little brother?

[el_greco]

My friend you're not in love...you're co-dependant. It sounds like she is as well...

Move on.

[Praguer]

Hey....you are fucking with my girlfriend asshole !!!!!

[dantheman]

sounds like a wife

[gornyhuy]

Don't try to fix her man... its pretty obvious you need to make a change.

Just tell her:
1) I love you, but you are driving me fucking batty for the following reasons: ___, ___, ____, etc.
2) I can't be with you any more without committing a murder/suicide.
3) Goodbye.

[Libertine]

Originally posted by Sassyass


So basicly your dating a
...135-155 pound girl
...who is wearing strech pants and blue jeans
...with low self- esteem
...and is blaming everyone else for it
...lost interest in her life.
...she knows that she no longer needs to sex you up to keep you
...trying new ways to over come her lack of self worth
...knows that she is not sexing you up so is trying a new way to keep you
...is afraid that your going ot leave her
... "ditto"
... "ditto"
... and has no interest in what you do

...but you want to fix her?

Dude I understand the feelings thing believe me, but...
Get your balls out of the closet and put them back on. Life is too short to stay with someone like that,,, well, If you look like Egor then maybe you should stay,, but baring that.....

She's actually 165 pounds, but that doesn't really matter... just afraid of what will happen if the trend continues

But I think I may have left out some of her good parts - or maybe all of them.
She's very intelligent, very sexy, very sweet (well, sometimes)

As I'm typing and trying to find more things, I realize I can't think of any. Maybe that's a sign.

[Ross]

Originally posted by punkworld


...gained 30 pounds
...turned from punk/goth into mainstream
...become semi-frigid
...become a very, very whiny person
...become a very, very bitchy person
...become boring as fuck
...lost all sexual creativity
...developed an ego the size of NYC
...become obsessed with herself
...become possessive as hell
...started bitching about your friends
...become paranoid about your female friends
...become paranoid about all women
...stopped showing any interest in your activities

Isn't that just normal for women after you've been dating them for a while?

[Kat - Fast]

Life is too short. Get out of the house more often and get drunk. Invite her the first time, let her get drunk and she will probably tell you what the problem is. Then you can have a good think.

[nap]

fuck one of her sisters/cousins/friends(females) to make her jealous than leave her.

[UncleJimmy]

Originally posted by FATPad
Press reset on your "Desperation Meter" and find someone else?

I give that

[Snake Doctor]

Motto to live by:

It's better to be on the outside wanting in than on the inside wanting out.

nuf said