Get laid tonight with this amazing PHP script!

[fetishblog]

Can't get laid any other way? Try this amazing PHP script and have sex tonight!

<?php
function findsex(){
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if($tonight->sex = true)
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

[The Sultan Of Smut]

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error

[WiredGuy]

I'm gonna modify that random number generator to be between 3 and 20 and have a great time tonight!
WG

[munki]

ROFLMAO

[tiger]

HA, nice coding.

[fetishblog]

I fixed the parse error!

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky.

[munki]

I fixed the parse error!

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky.

[ucv.karl]

I think I am going to wait till version 2.0 comes out.

That trygetsex() function could create issues.

Here's a temporary fix.

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  elseif($human->man)
  {
    $tonight->sex = false;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

[k0nr4d]

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error

[fetishblog]

Nice mod, thanks. ;)