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  • jact
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #1

    Looking for work, anything, please!

    The current economic downturn mixed with GFY technical issues has caused my abundant sig whore income to all but dry up. These are troubled times, they call for drastic measures! If anyone has work of any kind pleeeeeeeease send it my way, I'm begging you!

    PS: Please click the button in my sig so I can make 6 cents and feed my children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!











    (This is a work of fiction and not to be taken seriously)
    Free agent
  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157

    #2
    Can you do double anal?

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    • tranza
      ICQ: 197-556-237
      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Lol..... Funny guy!
      I'm just a newbie.

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      • tranza
        ICQ: 197-556-237
        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #4
        BTW: See sig and click!!

        ;)
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • jact
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 9134

          #5
          Originally posted by Brujah
          Can you do double anal?
          I've only ever tried triple!
          Free agent

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          • XxXotic
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 8500

            #6
            only if I can double fist you again!
            Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013

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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              your sig is unclickable
              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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              • jact
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 9134

                #8
                Originally posted by madawgz
                your sig is unclickable
                No way! How can that be? I think you'd better try clicking again, I just tested it and it worked fine! What browser are you running? Maybe I can help troubleshoot this issue with you?
                Free agent

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                • gimo33
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 5599

                  #9
                  I tried to click but with no success....
                  Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!

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                  • MonikaMaple
                    Registered User
                    • May 2007
                    • 30

                    #10
                    Not clickable here either on firefox.
                    "For some of us there's therapy, for the rest of us there are motorcycles"
                    Monika Maple - www.monikamaple.com & www.cum-vampires.com

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                    • everblazin
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 259

                      #11
                      ROFL, idiots...

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                      • everblazin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 259

                        #12
                        Can you not tell blatant sarcasm?

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                        • gimo33
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 5599

                          #13
                          Originally posted by everblazin
                          ROFL, idiots...
                          lol.... and you take our replies seriously?
                          Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!

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                          • everblazin
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 259

                            #14
                            Read them.

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                            • jact
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 9134

                              #15
                              Thank you so much everyone! The offers in email and on ICQ have been overwhelming, this is such a sweet and thoughtful community! Also, I have made $147 off my signature clicks since this posting! I will be able to take my children INTO the restaurant instead of raiding the dumpster finally! THANK YOU ALL AGAIN! I LOVE YOU ALL!
                              Free agent

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                              • BucksMania
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3758

                                #16
                                i need someone to wipe my ass for me
                                i pay 10c per wipe

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                                • cool1
                                  sex is good
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 24939

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BucksMania
                                  i need someone to wipe my ass for me
                                  i pay 10c per wipe
                                  damn thats cheap, I have to pay 15c

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                                  • SykkBoy2
                                    Jesus loves bacon
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 19969

                                    #18
                                    Just think of all the money you could have made by building a couple sites with our free content and sending traffic to APM ;-)

                                    Bah, I'll donate to your sig fund...I think I have one of those silver surfer quarters 'round here somewhere...
                                    Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                    • Far-L
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 6065

                                      #19
                                      Speaking of double penetrations...

                                      True story...

                                      I used to work as talent for Max Hardcore and he called me "Pussycat" because I was nice to the girls I worked with before during and after the camera rolled. Max would pair me with new talent that had never done anal before so he could warm them to the idea of doing that before he laid down one of his anal onslaughts. One day a new girl, Tammi Ann, came in and categorically refused to try anal. Max paused and searched hard for the determination to go on in the face of utter pornlessness, then he said "What about d.p?

                                      Tammi Ann squinted briefly, which could have passed for wariness... or bafflement. "DP, sure, I do that." She said, then paused. "What's DP?"

                                      She learned pretty quickly and before no time had earned her place in the industry as an "anal queen".

                                      Max became even more max.

                                      And me... well I just keep hoping that Jact will let me keep klicking his sig...
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                                      - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
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                                      • LadyMischief
                                        Orgasms N Such!
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 18135

                                        #20
                                        I wanna see FLYING anal, damnit.

                                        ICQ 3522039
                                        Content Manager - orgasm.com
                                        [email protected]

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